ATTENTION, DALLAS-AREA RESIDENTS
Tickets are still available for tonight's performance by the Rock Bottom Remainders. We are planning a hard-rockin' show featuring numerous chords, including, for the first time ever in our repertoire, a B-flat. There will be alcohol.
Also featured in the show tonight will be Monte Montgomery, who is a fabulous guitarist, but has agreed to join us anyway. We will also have our regular guitarists, who are me and Greg Iles. Here's a little-known fact: At one time Greg and I formed a band in an effort to pick up women. For some reason we failed, despite the fact that we made an album with a really cool cover: