THERE IS NOTHING WORSE

...than a giant snake behind.

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[The ASK]

Sure, if I'm around, you are all mute (I could have said dumb). The one day I am gone...

[Meanie the Blue]

Anyone know a good cure for performance anxiety?

[Meanie the Blue]

Anyone know a good cure for double posting?

[CoastRaven]

noone likes cream on their mamelons?

[KDF]

Be careful what you ASK for. Might be a Self-fulfilling prophecy.

[KDF]

*wonders how the past few days could possibly be seen by ASK as non-pervy*

[wolfie]

noone likes cream on their mamelons?

Depends who is licking the cream off them?

[Marie in Kourou]

Yes, I agree. A mamelon being handled by an inexperienced licker is a terrible, terrible waste. The cream would be better off used on cherries instead.

[CoastRaven]

IF there were cherries to be found.

[wolfie]

Are you implying that we have no cherries?

[CoastRaven]

you m'lady, and all of your lovely companions are a VERY cherry bunch!

[wolfie]

*licks n sticks gold star on CRs forehead*

Nicely done.

[CoastRaven]

*Moves the star to his stomach*
"LOOK everyone - I'm a Star Bellied Sneech!!"

*is excited to be able to have the opportunity for a Dr Seuss reference*

[Marie in Kourou]

This is one of the results for "mouth to mouth". (Work-safe.)

I leave it to you people to work innuendo magic on it.

[wolfie]

*falls off chair laughing*

From melons and abusing fruit to dr seuss in under 5 posts. This is why I *heart* this place.

[CoastRaven]

No thanx - I dont like facial hair. It tickles. Errrrr from what I hear!

[wolfie]

Oh sure. Nowwww he mentions that.
*shaves snout*

[Marie in Kourou]

Stubble burn. *shudder*

[Meanie the Blue]

Thanks for waiting for me, Sharon. Not sure I can deal with euphemisms involving cutting staffs.

[CoastRaven]

Not YOU wolfie!! I wuz talkin about the dood in the camoflage!
*stifles a snicker at the naked nose*

[wolfie]

There's a dude in com? In here?

*hastily covers naked nose*
EEEEEEKKkkkkkk!

[Marie in Kourou]

As much as I would love to continue perving here, I'm going to go try to take a nap. I must have gotten only an hour or two of sleep last night, and I wasn't even online for very long!

Ciao, darling perverts. *smooches, gropes, strokes badges and mamelons*

[KDF]

From melons and abusing fruit to dr seuss in under 5 posts. This is why I *heart* this place.

Posted by: wolfie | 02:41 PM on April 27, 2006

Me too, Wolfie. Everyone here speaks Randomese. While the rest of the world just looks at us funny.

[CoastRaven]

Hopefully she has her fur numbered for just such a predicament.

[Meanie the Blue]

Coast - Bullwinkle?

[wolfie]

*sits quietly in the corner regluing her nasal dreads back on.. grumbling*

[CoastRaven]

*gives an assist arranging wolfies fur*
*ponders whether that is decent or perverse... hopes it is perverse*

Blue - Foghorn Leghorn (and I believe mebbe Daffy Duck at one point or another)

[wolfie]

Yip!
That is soooo not a snoutal dreadlock dude. Stop tugging on please.

[Meanie the Blue]

D'oh! Knew that. Too many epic, tragic, euphemistic, organic, encephalopathic acrobatics, with a tic.

[CoastRaven]

Blue - I forgot to mention that you have to substitute "feathers" for "fur"

[Eleanor]

To me whisker burn is a reminder that you had a really good time!

*zips out*

[wolfie]

True El, but it can make a girl walk funny.

Ermm.. I've said too much again haven't I?

[Meanie the Blue]

*Falls off chair, again*

[KDF]

*passes Wolfie the Chafe-B-Gone®*

[wolfie]

While you're down there Blue....
*suggestive wiggle*

Ooooo thighlube. Thanks KDF *kotc*

[wolfie]

*giggles*
I have achieved speechless status. On that note, I'm outta here for a bit.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Goes to wash hair*

Til later, SIKoes.

[Sarah J]

i just cut my thumb, about 1/2" from the tip all the way across, froom nail to naiul. it's kinda deep. do i need stitches do you think?

[southerngirl]

Sarah, I'm no doctor, so this is just fyi. I cut the inside of my thumb on a can when I was a kid, and it was pretty deep, but I didn't get stitches, and I have a scar now.

even so, if it happened again, I still wouldn't get stitches.

but that's just me, and that probably didn't help you at all, did it? :)

*hands Sarah a butterfly band-aid*

[Sarah J]

I got 5 stitches in my thumb on my right hand which is making it hard to type because I hit space with it. Also will impede the moving/packing/cleaning and I will have to recruit a sea critter to help (she better if she wants a ride to the grocer's!!)

[KDF]

5 stitches!!! Wow, and you weren't sure whether to go see a doctor! Ouch.

How come things like that always happen when you need your thumbs the most?

Tell your sea star to get the heck over there!

{{{{{Sarah}}}}}

[sharon share-alike]

Meanie--no problem. I wouldn't start punning without you.

Yay!! Fellow looney-tooners! I've been considering getting another tattoo--Daffy with his bill all akimbo from the "Wabbit Season" episodes.

Sarah--glad you're okay. Wow...five stitches! I'm impressed.

Hey, KDF, I got a fresh six-pack of cider if you want one later.

[KDF]

Sharon, how many tattoos do you already have? And where?

And yes, please, I'd love a cider later. :)

[sharon share-alike]

Actually, I have four...and I'll tell you about two. :) I have a black silhouette of a wolf howling at the moon on the back of my right shoulder, and I have a southwest-style lizard on the small of my back somewhat left of center.

The other two...well...I tell people that those must be left to the imagination.

Or found by independent research. It all depends.

[KDF]

Sass and tattoos to match the boots! :)

I'm curious because I would have a tattoo by now if I weren't such a wimp. Those dang needles scare me. Which doesn't make a lot of sense, since I've had three babies (two without meds,) and felt like Superwoman after the med-less ones. You'd think I could handle a little needle.

[KDF]

*still snorking at "independent research"*

[Marie in Kourou]

*does some independent research on Sharon*

You do know that Wolfie's going to be alllllll over you because of the wolf tattoo, don't you?

I took a long nap, maybe two hours or so. I only woke up when Giant Frog unceremoniously tugged at my foot when he came home and opened the door so the light was on my face.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I have a black silhouette of a wolf howling at the moon on the back of my right shoulder, and I have a southwest-style lizard on the small of my back somewhat left of center.

Wow, very cool. Any pictures you could share?

[Marie in Kourou]

KDF, please don't think you're a wimp for being afraid of needles. Phobias are annoyingly selective... you're just scared of them and that's that. Everyone has one, and you're no less of a supermommy because of it. *hug*

Personally, what scares the crap out of me is hot cooking oil. I just can't fry any food. I'm petrified of it since I burned my hand with it once, ages ago, right where my fingers join my palm (not the knuckles, but the webbing between the fingers themselves). Hurt like hell for quite a while, I'll tell you that. Now I leave all the frying to my Giant Frog.

[Meanie the Blue]

Sharon, have we not demonstrated sufficiently what happens when someone leaves things to our imaginations?

*Decides to check out this "discretion" thing and leave KDF's needle line unaddressed*

[ASK]

Greg Iles tells me, as he waaslk by and I'm, you know, just passing the time of day with Dave, that Dave has tattoo envy after seeing the ones of mine that were visible.

I said, he hasn't even seen them all.

Dave said something like, um, if they're covered, let's not.

I said - Amy can tell you later.

[sharon share-alike]

Jeff--Yes. I do.

:P

KDF--If it's the needles rather than the pain you're worried about, you shouldn't. I mean, tattoos do hurt a bit (NOTHING like labor, of course), but the...er...instrument of torture doesn't actually look like a needle. It looks more like a cool, techno-pen. In fact, my mother and I went and got tattooed together for my first one (my mom is SO cool), and she insisted on going first. She said that if it hurt too much, she wouldn't let me do it. (Please note that I was TWENTY-TWO at that time!). Anyway, my mom--who didn't get her ears pierced until she was forty because she was afraid of the pain--figured that a tattoo was no big deal and "let" me get it.

I did wonder if I was setting myself up for attack by admitting to the wolf tattoo, but since the wolf is basically my "familiar," I figure it will protect me.

Not that I really need protection from wolfie or anything, but still...

My phobia? Sharks. I can't even look at a picture of one without breaking into a cold sweat.

[Eleanor]

wolfie, walking funny can also remind you that you had a really good time too!

oops, did I just say that out loud?
*chortle*

[sharon share-alike]

Apparently not, Blue. When, oh when will I learn my lesson??

Wow, ASK that's, erm, interesting spelling...you typing and blogging at the same time again? :P

[wolfie]

Apparently Blue was not so inclined to respond to my suggestive wiggle.
*sighs*
I guess I have to take care of it myself.
*stands.. places foot flat on desk*

*ties left shoelace*
What did you all think I was wiggling for him?Hmmm?

SSA ~ I have my tattoo all picked out. Probably much like yours. Now if only I wasn't scared to death of needles. I have that one picked out plus an anklett. If only they would let me pick it out and sign all the crap and then go get plowed. Saki was involved in the whole piercing incident. But the tattoo artist I want to do mine won't lemme be drunk. He doesn't realize how bad it'll be if I scream and pass out. Or scream n puke. Either reaction is likely.

[sharon share-alike]

wolfie, it's really not that bad. Trust me. My tattoo artist told me that she's NEVER had a woman pass out in the chair. But the guy...? Different story.

[sharon share-alike]

Whoops! I meant to say "guys."

[southerngirl]

I love the way ASK just casually drops into the conversation that I'm, you know, just passing the time of day with Dave

that was just wrong. *glares at ASK*

and I'm pretty sure most reputable tattoo artists won't "needle you" if you're wasted.

well, maybe they'll needle you, but they won't tattoo you. ;)

[wolfie]

The red cross people almost didn't let me give blood cause I looked so bad and almost passed out when they got out the needle.
*snork*
I'm fine with paddles n whips but please don't bring a needle too close. It's kinda sad really.
But I did get extra cookies and a whole bottle of o.j. from the red cross people. Yes, I was (ever so slightly) dramatic for the goodies afterwards.

[KDF]

Sharon, is tattooing one of those things that hurts the whole time they're at it, or it just hurts at first and then your body gives in and doesn't register the pain anymore? You know, like waxing?

*suggests to Blue that "little needle" might be best left alone*

[sharon share-alike]

Depends on where you get it, KDF. Tattooing over a bony area (stop it, Blue!!), like an ankle, tends to hurt throughout because there are more nerves closer to the surface. Fleshy areas (I SAID KNOCK IT OFF, BLUE!) are kind of painful when they first start but then it fades as they continue.

[Marie in Kourou]

I object to the waxing analogy. I have the most sensitive skin in the world, and waxing hurts like hell all the way through. My skin stays a lovely lobster-like hue for the rest of the day.

I guess it depends on your skin. *sigh*

[KDF]

*accepting suggestions for fleshy tattooable areas as well as themes*

(I know ladies, I'm throwing myself in. I enjoy stirring this SOKkie pot.)

Marie, I get the red, all-day reaction, too. Just find that the first *rrrrriip* hurts, the rest, not so much.

[Marie in Kourou]

Did I kill the BSOK?

[sharon share-alike]

A good friend of mine got the coolest tattoo EVER! Beardsley's Salome holding the head of John the Baptist across the small of her back.

Wicked!

[Marie in Kourou]

*shudders* Rrrrrrrriiiip. *shudders again*

If I ever do get a tattoo - which is highly unlikely - it will probably be something schmoopy and sappy. I like the idea of tattooing the name of my own true love on my skin, but, being a child of divorce, I know this isn't the greatest idea ever and will never do it.

[Marie in Kourou]

The guys must love that, Sharon. *snork*

[Marie in Kourou]

Aubrey Beardsley's Salomé (the work in question is called "The Climax").

One of Gustave Moreau's many Salomés ("The Apparition").

[Meanie the Blue]

Wolfie, I may have been in too much haste when I wrote it, as I was packing up to leave work, but I did take you up on your offer. The lube stuff was what needed washing out of my hair. I do tie things, but not usually shoelaces.

Bootlaces, on the other hand......

[sharon share-alike]

No laces on these boots, Blue--but you feel free to tie one on.

*hands Blue a beer*

[slyeyes]

Sharks. I can't even look at a picture of one without breaking into a cold sweat.

So, one day while scuba diving, I swam up over a barrel reef and came face to fin with a (DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM) shark.

It's very hard to scream with a regulator in your mouth, but I managed. I also did a very agile-like flip and scurried back from whence I came, dragging my very surprised diving partner with me.

And no tattoos here. Ever. {{shudder}} Besides, one day (different day from the diving story) I was sitting with some friends at an outdoor cafe, and A LOT of tattooed people passed by. I projected into the future, and there are going to be some really faded wrinkly tats in a few years. I have a friend who had a 5 inch long keltic thingie on her ankle. A couple of years ago, she had to have surgery on her ankle.

That was ugly.

[O. the U(manity)]

... um ... um ... um ... nevermind ...

[Marie in Kourou]

I have no idea what this is meant to be. Any clues, SIKoes?

[sharon share-alike]

Wow...O. the U(manity) is speechless!

*feels a strange sense of pride*

[KDF]

Wow. Is this thing on?

[KDF]

Simul-silence-breaker!

[sharon share-alike]

Woo! We rock.

[Meanie the Blue]

SNORK!@ O.U

[Marie in Kourou]

And ten minutes later... silence again...

*fiddles with some mamelons* C'mon, people, talk!

[wolfie]

Blue? Should I mention I was wearing hiking boots? And still, not tieing action. What exactly were you looking at down there?

Never tattoo anyone's name on your body. The only exceptions... your mothers name, and your childrens names. Those are the only ones that will never change.

I'd like to thank you all btw. I had to stop at the grocery today after work. As I sauntered blithely into the produce section (hugely unaware of what was about to transpire) I was struck by a huuuge mound o'melons. Yes real ones. And I got the giggles. Upon realizing that I was having 'issues' with them I turned around and was confronted with a display of... passionfruit. And kumquats. Oh yes.. let us not forget the cherries that d@mn near made me wet myself. And I think there was something labeled with the tag 'horned' but as I was having a hard time reading the labels with tears in my eyes, I can't be sure. I'd like to thank you all for making me an honored member of my grocers 'To be watched' wall of fame. They think I'm insane. I am now looking for a new grocery store.
Until then, would one of you kindly do my shopping because I seriously cannot show my face in there ever again.

[Marie in Kourou]

I'm so proud of having started the mamelons thing. SIKoes, we made Wolfie think pervy thoughts in a public place! Bwaaaahahaha!

[Marie in Kourou]

Heheh. Hehehhehh.

[Sarah J]

In all the excitement over my finger I forgot to have lunch, so I'm making up for it with a huge dinner and not looking at the floor I haven't cleaned, the stuff I haven't moved, and my icky dirty self. YAY for food!!

[Sarah J]

back to work!

[OOOOooooooohhhhh the U(manity)]

... um ... well ... not so much speechless as ... some other "s" word --

Shocked?

No.

Surprised?

No.

S-s-s-s-s-tutterin' ?

No .

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

GOTCHA! (Well, mebbe you had to've been there ... )

NEway ... I was simply ... um ... exercisin' my own personalself's prerogatives of "fundamentally polite manners" ... I had LOTSA stuff I could've spoke about ... I simply chose not to, in order to maintain the pretense of y'all's perception of moi ownself ... as a ... whut? ... "Cute(?), adorable old coot" ... as opposed to ... "Dirty, rotten filty-minded perverted senile s3x-fiend with mind that should be in the 13th level of He!! ..." ... merely sayin' ...

Oh ... two thots on the tattoo commentary ...

Names: My daughter (one of them -- they all have tattoos) has names ... her daughter's name and her family name ... intertwined with some sort of ... Coat of Arms (?) motif ...

Appropriate words: Regina, Saskatchewan - Home of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (Gendamerie Royale du Canada) and Queen City of the Prairies

(If y'all know that joke, you may laff ... or not ... if you don't ... that's prolly a good thing ...)

See?

NOT speechless ... merely overtired, and gatherin' my thots ...

[ASK]

anyone home?

9 tattoos - but I think I have mentioned that before.

Gonna work on a page for last night. It'll be a lot easier than trying to put it all here. Should ahve something together in a few minutes and I'll put a link here.

[wolfie]

Somebody *gasp* holding back on us? Say it ain't so! Let your pervie flag fly free. Unless it has skid marks in which case.. ewwwww.
Bring it U.O.

Ask *smooch* No reason. Just cause.

And now I must away.. my bed calleth. Mostly it yells at me to stop droolin in my sleep, but still it's nice that it's noticed me.

[KDF]

I'm here, briefly. Still flying high, ASK?

[ASK]

Very tired, starting to really forget details. Need to get it all written down, but not able to focus. I know, what else is new.

[KDF]

You should sleep. Then write. We can wait. :)

[ASK]

I'm just trying to get all the pictures together first. The writing will take longer. Only 5 are from my phone, the rest are ones that others took.

Should be ready soon.

[CoastRaven]

WOW - I missed WAY too much to catch up with a bit of a buzz... can we start over?!?

[KDF]

I know that feeling of wanting to write all the details down before they evaporate, so do that for yourself. But if you can't focus and you feel like you're forgetting... hm, sounds like lack of sleep.

I bet you'll wake up, reread, and remember whatever you're forgetting. Besides, I think everybody went to bed!

[KDF]

How ya doin', Coast? My name's KDF. Nice to meetcha.

[sharon share-alike]

You first, Coast. Let the hilarity roll!

No pressure or anything...

ASK--Missed you!

...but next time my aim will be better.

[CoastRaven]

Nice to meet u KDF - ya live around here often?

[KDF]

I'm very much looking forward to your Dave Does Dallas post, ASK! But first I'm gonna sleep.

G'night all!

[KDF]

Coast, I hardly ever leave! :)

[CoastRaven]

*smooch* sleep well KDF (Kisses Dreams Fun)

[ASK]

Not happening tonight - pics are not cooperating - a lot of nice red x's.