THERE IS NOTHING WORSE

...than a giant snake behind.

Comments

[Sarah J]

We're playing everyone is confused and confusing each other. At least I think that's what we're playing. Earlier we were playing "Sarah can't really be that innocent" but I won that game and we moved on.

[Alfred]

Well thats good to read.

How about them giant watermoose?

[Sarah J]

um, it's a good thing I don't have any because there wouldn't be any room in any of the boxes I have (already run out of again)

[KDF]

El, can you believe all the sensitive guy types we've got around here? Doesn't it just make you swoon?

[TC]

I sense sarcasm

I also smell a giant watermoose

[Alfred]

How can you tell a giant Water Moose is in your fridge.

[TC]

ummmm

footprints in the butter?

[Sarah J]

you can't close the door?

[Alfred]

The seal in the butter tells you.

Though footprints and stuff works as well.

[KDF]

I sense sarcasm

Um, nope. That is not what you smell, Toby. We love the sensitive guy types who worry that we're upset and can't let it go until they know we're not. Right, El?

[KDF]

I mean that's not what you sense. I just re-read your post, and I see that you said you smelled a giant watermoose.

*snork*

[Alfred]

Yeah, even the seal knew that. There is no way we could be sarcastic.

[Meanie the Blue]

Hi, I'm confused and sensitive. I'm leaving now, but not because anyone upset me. Well, actually, no one could even be bothered to upset me, so I'm kind of upset about that. So I won't leave. But I'm still confused.

(And they say I have an identity crisis.)

[KDF]

*blushes, swoons, passes out*

*wakes up briefly*

Blue, you're so dreamy.

*passes out again*

[Marie in Kourou]

{{{{{Sarah J}}}}} I remember when I was that nice and pure and innocent. I hope you stay that way, because since then I've become less of a nice person. If we had more people like you baking cookies and other goodies and distributing them, the world would be a much better place. We wouldn't even be fatter, because you'd cook only healthy things.
*touches Sarah J's halo and hopes the niceness vibes rub off on her*

[Alfred]

tenga confusa? Yo comprende su emociona.

[Meanie the Blue]

Mi total verlocoed. Danke para el sympaticoness.

[KDF]

My 8 year-old and 6 year-old daughters just showed me their new "sisters' secret club salute" to each other which goes like this:

*air kiss left side, air kiss right side*
*snap, snap*
*hairflip*

Hairflip?

Karma. Serves me right.

[Sarah J]

My sister and I had a secret "salute" that was much less sassy than your girls'. We would stick our lips out really far and squint our eyes shut at each other. We said that we were kissing each other inside our heads, but everyone else thought we were making duck faces at each other.

[Sarah J]

Meanie- I propose we add this to "the list"-
Official Blog Language- English

Thank you, that is all

[Alfred]

Its only karma if one of them is you.

[Alfred]

Duck lips is how Navajos point. I still do it out of habit from time to time.

[southerngirl]

KDF - hairflip?? you are sooo in trouble...

*does something to upset Blue, just to make him feel better*

[Sarah J]

where is my sea star? She was supposed to be here to help me move *pouts*
Actually, she' probably in the middle of a final. So I should probably cut her some slack. The HT's are coming tonight, little do they know they're going to help me move, bwahahahaha! Teehee, I have helpers and they don't even know it yet.

[TC]

KDF - I think I used to be one of those types - but I seem to have got over it

and "it's only karma if one of them is you"

is it just me, or does that make anyone else's head hurt?

[Alfred]

There was Englisch in my sentence.

[Sarah J]

which one?

[Alfred]

Well ok it was bad spanish. but I usually have English and Spanish and Deustch combined.

Karma- Throwing people for a loop since I was shiva.

[Sarah J]

Peach Fuzz!!! Another screw fell out of my chair!! That's 2, TWO in one day!! Maybe I should hot glue them in?

Hot glue- how Mormon women hold it together, as someone once told me. She also said that she hot glued lace onto her 6 year old daughter's dress.

[KDF]

Its only karma if one of them is you.
Posted by: Alfred | 06:40 PM on April 26, 2006

Oh, one of them is. She's 8 going on 24. My mom always said I'd get payback when I had my own kids. She was right.

*bangs head on wall, fears teen years*

[Marie in Kourou]

Sarah, why do you call your sister your sea star?

[Alfred]

Just a play on verbs.

IF she is you, you should fear it doubley. You will have to see the other side soon enough.

[Sarah J]

When she was little when people would ask her who I was, she would say "sea star" instead of "sister," (well actually she was just saying sister poorly and it sounded like sea star) but I called her sea star back and we've called each other that ever since. It's been about 16 years that we've been doing it. I have other nicknames for my two younger sisters, well, actually just one of them, Taters (Katie) Martha I don't have another name for, I just call her Martha.

[KDF]

Oh, I do, Alfred. I do.

And I like "sea star"! Kinda like "bro ham," but different.

[Marie in Kourou]

That's too cute, Sarah! Now I wish my sister and I had thought of that, or something just as adorable.

[Alfred]

My little brother hated nicknames.
"I'm not a ________ Im a Eric!"

We then started to call him an Eric.

"I'm not an Eric I'm an Eric!"

Great laughs.

[Sarah J]

I only have one brother with nicknames. The other one I wouldn't dare. It might cost me the ability to breathe for several minutes. But the baby we call Bug, Joe, Joe Nathan (his name is Jonathan and my dad kept saying Joe Nathan when he was writing it for the first few months)Little Legoman, Harry, Roscoe (another one from my dad, he used to work for Abbot Labs, which owns Ross Co, they make baby formula and we got a shipment of it, and a bear, before J was born, my dad called the bear Roscoe and then started calling the unborn baby of unknown gender Roscoe as well) Little Nerd (it's a compliment in our house), Einstein, that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

[Alfred]

I call my sister Wyssa. But I am the only one allowed to call erh that.

She couldn't pernounce Karissa.

[Sarah J]

My brother (the one without nicknames) used to call me Fia, which I hated and retaliated by putting bananas on his pillow. He had some kind of weird fruit phobia.

[Alfred]

What a fruit.

[KDF]

Hey, Brother! That's right, I got FRUIT!

Can I peel you a grape? Slice you a strawberry? Squeeze you some orange juice?

BOO!

[Alfred]

Carefull with bold

It tends to show up on others.

Das Fruta

[Alfred]

As a message of peace. I give you cute pictures

[Alfred]

Anyway, how did the seal know about the giant Water moose?

[Alfred]

Just found something interesting.
Perfect for the Kilted folk fold. Make your own kilt

[southerngirl]

*takes away KDF's last Moatarita*

*and her car keys*

*waves to Alfred*

[KDF]

Hey! I was drinkin' that!

[Meanie the Blue]

*Slips KDF a Kiltopolitan*

[TC]

OK, is there a rule about only drinkin' girly drinks here? can't we ever do shots?

Alfred and Sarah can do shots of their favorite juice

the rest of us can do shots of our favorite poison

[KDF]

pssst, but thank you, Blue, it's delish!

[KDF]

Hey, if someone passes me a drink, I'm generally not too picky. :)

[Meanie the Blue]

Bourbon. Rocks. One for me, one for TC, please. Or genuine schnapps, the fiery kind.

You are welcome, out loud, KDF.

[TC]

now you're talkin'

and KDF - you bein' a girl and all, well, you can drink girly drinks if ya like - I won't hold it against you

[Meanie the Blue]

No rocks for the schnapps, though.

[KDF]

*snork*

I was editing (never mind what or why) and forgot I was whispering.

TC, if I'm choosing the drinks, I'm more of a red wine girly.

[TC]

schnapps is meant to be drunk at room temperature, and straight from the bottle

it's actually a state law in ND

[KDF]

I do like the girly drinks sometimes though, in a dessert kind of way. Good to mix things up now and again!

[Meanie the Blue]

TC - you have captured my moment precisely.

[TC]

I bleive red wine is also meant to be drunk at room temperature - probably not straight from the bottle tho - I'm not sure about that tho, not bein'much of a wine drinker myself

[KDF]

What - you're holding a girly drink against me? ;)

[KDF]

Yes, re room temp. Cold kills the flavor.

[TC]

am I holding what against you? did you want me to hold something against you? cuz I could do that - I don't mind - really

[Meanie the Blue]

I usually try to remain at room temperature when I am drunk. Not always possible, though, depending on who's around.

[Sarah J]

I like my juice cold. And my water. Just in case you wanted to know.

[Meanie the Blue]

Sarah rocks. I mean for her drink. No, wait, I mean she does, too.

S-Girl: BTW, thanks for making me feel better, er... worse...or something.

*swig*

[Sarah J]

I think it might be time for another nap. Why am I so tired?

*curls up in hammock to sleep*

[southerngirl]

well, Blue, spill it -(not your manly man drink)- did i make you feel better, or worse?

*blinks*

*pouts, cuz nobody's holding anything against her*

[southerngirl]

Sarah, no joke - why are you so tired?

concerned minds want to know...

*tucks blanket around Sarah*

[southerngirl]

*decides she doesn't want to know about TC "capturing Blue's moment*

*looks around anxiously for KDF, the sane*

wait...never mind ;)

*pours herself another Moatarita*

[Eleanor]

I like to do shots, but I put a little ice in my JD.
On my b-day CG took me out for Mexican food at some hip spot - he won't drink at lunch so I don't but it was my b-day, so i ordered a Margarita and he told the server to bring me a Cadillac! It was terrific. I can hardly wait til my b-day next year to have another one.

My ex forced me to drink wine, so since I left him I've rebelled and won't drink any, but if I did it would be red.
/end drinking history

[KDF]

I usually try to remain at room temperature when I am drunk. Not always possible, though, depending on who's around.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 09:36 PM on April 26, 2006

sg, if I'm your sanity index, we're in big trouble!

[Marie in Kourou]

O rest ye merry, gentlemen...
I think the sign-maker had one too many tequilas.

I *heart* Engrish.

[southerngirl]

KDF - hence, the "wait...never mind" :)

[KDF]

Ah, got it, sg. Missed that. Must be the wine.

*hic*

[southerngirl]

*snork* @ Marie!

*attempts to *smooch* Marie*

*trips over KDF*

[Meanie the Blue]

Engrish.com is worth a look every day. Thanks, Marie.

[KDF]

*catches sg*

*smooches her by mistake*

NTTAWWT

[wolfie]

Praise the Lord n pass the liquor.
It's been a hella night. And I just spent several hours I will never get back counting the cracks in the beams of church were I was incar.. erm.. attending a meeting.
And I didn't even burst into flames or anything fun. A burning bush might have even made a nifty distraction. And the doctors have meds to fix it now too.
*sighs*
The only redeeming factor to the night was the plethera of policemen there as well. Leather belts and handcuffs and much droolage.. oh my.

[Meanie the Blue]

W0lfie, with the pass the liqu0r intro, no one here would have noticed your error.

[Marie in Kourou]

*steals the sign-maker's tequila and gives it to Wolfie* Here, you can have it.

*smooches Sgirl and KDF*

Awwwww shucks! Group hug! {{{{KDF, Wolfie and Sgirl}}}}

[wolfie]

*drags Blue into the fleshpress..erm.. group grope.. ummm.. group hug*

[Meanie the Blue]

Veni, vidi, veni.

[southerngirl]

awww, c'mon, ladies...

*looks around for ladies*

*finds none*

*tries again*

c'mon gals, Blue's the only guy around, we have to be nice to him, and I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate us draggin' him into a group grope.

would ya, Blue?

what??

[KDF]

Yeah, rough night for ole' Blue!

[wolfie]

Nice recovery time there Blue. Twice in under a second. Impressive.

[KDF]

And poor Sharon's not here to nictitate!

[Meanie the Blue]

Gotta match, Wolfie? Need a quick break. Brb.

[KDF]

I'm dying to hear about ASK's night, but I don't know if I'm gonna make it much longer tonight...

*yawn*

[wolfie]

I'm never going to make it till ask gets back so I'm off to bed.
G'nite everyone.

[Meanie the Blue]

Owwwooohhhh! (means good night, Wolfie).

Owwwwoooohhhh! everyone else, too. Thanks for a fun night.

[southerngirl]

g'nite, KDF

g'nite, wolfie

g'nite...ah, you all know the rest...

[Eleanor]

g'nite -
I can't wait any longer either. But we have something to look forward to in the morning!
/end perky outlook

*GROUP SMOOCH*

[Sarah J]

Everyone went to bed just when I came back. *pouts* I wasn't napping taht whole time though, I was moving boxes downstairs to the storage shed so I can move them to my new place on Monday. Tomorrow I will be homeless for much of the day. I'll probably be hanging out in my car with my fish and NO INTERNET!! AHHHHH!! What will I do without the Kilties?!? Actually, that might not be the case, if I can delay my check out time until 5:30 pm, which would be much better than 10am, especially since I don't have a new temporary home (a bed and a fridge) until 5pm. I think that's what I'm going to do. Thanks for listening

[KDF]

I hope they take mercy on you Sarah. If not... hanging out in your car? Take that G4 and get yourself to a WiFi spot, girl!

Sleep well.

[Sarah J]

Maybe they'll at least have mercy for my fish, he wouldn't do so well in the car all day and I can't take him places like the library or the mall or a restaurant. They wouldn't want to be responsible for killing my precious Prince Charming, would they?

[Sarah J]

I'm checking out at 6 something tomorrow evening!! YAY!!
I will have very little/no packing/moving AND I will have internet!! And movies! And Prince Charming will be okay!! Which reminds me, it's time to feed him and put him to bed. Good night!!

[sharon share-alike]

*belated nictitation @ Blue*

OMG! Thanks SO MUCH for the sidesplitting hilarity that accompanied the cupcakes/sundaes/ballerinas hijinks, kilties. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard, and I really needed it.

'Night, all.

[Sarah J]

Attention
This is the last dessert I will link to on this blog. It's a cake from a benefit for lupus research. Nothing funny there.

[Alfred]

Going to bed as well.

Not as much interesting stuff for today.

[O. the U(manity)]

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