THERE IS NOTHING WORSE

...than a giant snake behind.

Comments

[Sarah J]

wait, what's the problem? Am I a problem? *lip quivers* I try not to be a problem, what am I doing wrong?

[Meanie the Blue]

Not enough.

[The ASK]

*lip quivers*

and a child shall lead them...

I can't even bring myself to say that she's d@mned good, cause she'll say that she's no such thing, and then explain why, being agnostic, I can't possibly believe her to be d@mned anything.

[Sarah J]

I have had a very sheltered life. I grew up in a house that didn't watch commercial television, only PBS and videos. I lived in a bubble-like community. I went to a high school where 96% of my graduating class went on to 4 year colleges or universities. We had the lowest drug use in the Bay Area and no students had babies (I do know of a couple of abortions though.) I was the shy, backwards girl with the glasses and braces that nobody even knew existed. My best friend in high school was my brother, and he was 5 when I graduated. What I'm saying is I didn't have exposure to things of that nature. I don't know much about it. I don't watch TV or a whole lot of new movies. I'm very selective in the music I listen too, the things I watch, and the books I read. I honestly have NO idea what you guys are talking about a lot of the time. I seriously don't know what I said that you guys think was innuendo. I think it might have something to do with the raspberries, but I don't know what. I really am this innocent. I don't lie, unless I absolutely have to, not even here. I have never lied here. I promise this is true, on my honor, which I hold to be very important.
/serious talk

how about ice cream, since cupcakes didn't go over so well.

[Sarah J]

Why would being agnostic make you incapable of swearing? I'm pretty sure cuss words are used by people of all (or no) beliefs.

[TC]

wow

[The ASK]

Ah, but how can you be d@mned if there is no deity to d@mn you?

[Sarah J]

do you guys need a signed note from my mommy to believe me? Or am I trustworthy enough on my own?

[Betty Boop]

"Nobody can possibly be that naive. But its fun watching her try.

Posted by: The ASK | 01:48 PM on April 26, 2006"

I don't know, the ASK, she has been hangin' out here quite a bit, and she's learnin' our evil ways, so maybe she's just playin' us all...just sayin...) and nttawwt, of course. :)

*wonders who's the cupcake stealer and innuendo watcher*

*snork*

[Sarah J]

Well it doesn't matter yet because you can't be, you know, until final judgement, so it doesn't even mean anything.

[The ASK]

Who else thought she was going here?

I woulda died.

[TC]

sarah, i would attempt to explain the above conversation to you, but i have idea how to do it without probably offending you, which I would really rather not do

[Sarah J]

Now that this conversation has gone on for so long, I'm begining to get an idea of what you guys thought about the cupcakes. It was SOOOO unintentional, but I kind of understand now. Please let's not do this again, as I don't really wish to understand more. Thanks!!

[Eleanor]

Sarah dear one, I'll just say this.
The blog men were admiring your "cupcakes". Get it?

And then you gave them 2 (TWO!) nice round scoops to look at, so they're in heaven (if they believe in heaven).

It's a good thing. They like you. A lot.

[Meanie the Blue]

Sarah - please check e-mail.

[TC]

so, sarah - just curious - was it ASK's sundaes that shed some light on the issue?

[The ASK]

Sarah and I have the "feel free to slap me when I've said enough," conversation about every other day.

I haven't had to slap her yet.

[Sarah J]

no slapping, but it was the sundaes. I got it, not that I really wanted to, but now I know not to make those cupcakes for neghborhood get-togethers again. All is well, email has been checked and responded too. I promise I'm not in a strop, my feelings are unhurt. Um, I don't think I can go wrong with this ice cream, it's in a box.

[Betty Boop]

*snork* at ASK.

TC, you probably should quit while Sarah still likes you. ;)

[Sarah J]

I've never had men admire my cupcakes out loud before, although I was told yesterday that my typing was looking lovely, but I don't know what he meant by that.

[Meanie the Blue]

Sarah - more e-mail to come. Please watch your inbox in about 10 minutes.

[The ASK]

Honestly Sarah, in RL, the cupcakes would be fine. Its just here, and the fact that we were already talking about innuendo, and you jumped right into that with a perfectly innocent "who wants cupcakes?"

It was just too much to expect us to let that go. Speaking at least for MtB and myself, we are just not that mature, and probably never will be.

[The ASK]

Nor want to.

[Sarah J]

I know, I was just REALLY confused because that cupcake thing was to announce I was here so you would stop, well not stop, that wouldn't happen, but lessen the innuendo, but it TOTALLY backfired. Everything's fine, except I'm supposed to be packing and I don't want to, so maybe I'll just wait for my slav- I mean, my sister to come help this evening, and continue blogging and eating ballerinas.

[Betty Boop]

No Freakin' Way.

[The ASK]

*Puts Duck™Tape on mouth, keboard, fingers, toes...*

MMMMPHHPPPHHH!

[Sarah J]

what for?

[The ASK]

i'm a physicist, i like ducttape. its hard to type using pencils in youtr(not you'tre) nose

[TC]

OK, I gotta leave for a little while, cuz I'm afraid if I don't, my brain just might explode

[CoastRaven]

*pouts*
Why am I ALWAYS outthefronto when you all bring inuendo!?!?!

[southerngirl]

i'm a physicist, i like ducttape. its hard to type using pencils in youtr(not you'tre) nose

is there something preventing you from spelling correctly ASK? (and btw, *snork*)

*she asks innocently*

[wolfie]

Umm.. I so want to explain it, but I think if I do, she might slap me.

[The ASK]

C'mon CR, admit it - you've eaten a

I can't do it.

[Eleanor]

Someone should.
Sarah, send me an e-mail.

[Sarah J]

I'm ready for a nap, and it's only 1:00!

*curls up in hammock to sleep*

[The ASK]

Its 2 here , and 3 blog time, perfectly acceptable naptimes.

[Meanie the Blue]

OK, it took more like a half hour, but check your e-mail again, Sarah. Thanks.

[CoastRaven]

*smooches Sara gently on the forehead*

Shes so damn CUTE when shes sleeping!!

[Sarah J]

just got it and responded

ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Everything's okay, I'm fine with me being me and I'm fine with you being you. Resume silliness as usual.
THE END

[The ASK]

Its spooky how the halo stays in place like that.

*grabs sarah's cupcakes and runs away*

[CoastRaven]

Notice I just smooched her forehead - I did NOT fondle her cupcakes in any way shape or form!

[Sarah J]

*goes back to sleep*

[The ASK]

4 hours to the reception.

Just in case anyone forgot in all the excitement.

[Eleanor]

There's someone here that I won't name (The ASK) who I just keep sending e-mails to and get NO response. I'm starting to get depressed about this.

[KDF]

Sarah J, I believe you and hope that my kids grow up to be like you, and not like the rest of us. You are sweet, smart, generous with the baked goods, and hilarious.

Pretty much anything said here will be processed through the innuendo machine, so don't overthink it. It's just a blog truth.

I'm sorry I missed the past couple of hours, but in catching up, I just laughed so hard I almost strained a toe shoe.

ASK, when do the festivities begin? Am I there yet?

[wolfie]

El ~ thank you. At least I know it's not just me.
*hugs*

24 minutes left to secretaries day and I have yet to recieve anything. Not even a Great Job punch in the arm.

*deep sigh*

[southerngirl]

Festivities? I like festivites...

*waves to KDF*

[The ASK]

El - I don't know who you are sending them to - but I have not gotten a single e-mail from you today.

[TC]

sure ASK - that's what I say too when i don't want to answer her e-mails

[The ASK]

strained a toe shoe.

Har.

And I know I have a witness close by that I have checked and responded to e-mails recently, and none of the rest of you had sent one at that time.

Dave's stuff starts at 6:30.

And as far as I am concerned, festivities can start any time you want to come down.

[KDF]

Hi sg!

ASK, I think my flight landed. :(

*cries uncontrollably*

[The ASK]

Arriving at DFW often causes that.

[Meanie the Blue]

Have a heckuva time, ASK & MOTW. Give em bloglit hell (all circles)!

Time to run. Cheers.

[Eleanor]

Thanks Toto, my self-esteem is at an all time high, tyvm.
*sobs*

I believed you!!!!
*slams head on desk*

[KDF]

I would not be sobbing if I had arrived at DFW with my flight! Which I wasn't on!

*collapses in a heap of RBR and VIP reception-envy*

[ASK's witness]

ASK is telling the truth.

[cyn]

WTD is going on???!!!

[KDF]

Someone's impersonating ASK.

[cyn]

oh fer... for real? is this what's upsetting El?!

[The ASK]

No, as far as I know, that is not happening.

El - if ya really think so, ask KDF.

[The ASK]

Wait - KDF sent that.

Now I am confused.

I can't get to myspace from work, so all I have is my two yahoos and my real work address - tell me what you need.

[KDF]

Wait, I sent what? I got your e-mail yesterday, ASK, but so far not today, I don't think. Lemme check.

[KDF]

Oh wait - no. I meant someone was impersonating you with the "ASK's witness" post. That wasn't you, right?

[The ASK]

No, that should have been sg, but maybe not.

[TC]

cyn - El is claiming to be upset about me sayin' somethin' that I didn't actually say, and her believing me when I didn't actually say it

does that help?

[KDF]

...like sands in the hourglass, so go the Days of the Kilt.

[ASK's witness]

should have been, and was.

[southerngirl]

*sigh*

[southerngirl]

*sigh*

[southerngirl]

*sigh*

[The ASK]

AAAAARRRGHH!

E-mail is supposed to make things easier, not more confusing.

1 - I directed people to a different e-mail account, for reasons I explained to some.

2 - When I set up the account, I went by a name I used to use, which IS my 1st name and my pre-adoption last name.

3 - Some ex-friend of El's has the same 1st name.

4 - I gave KDF enough evidence to believe that it was me, yesterday.

5 - I knew that the "witness" was sg - because she and I had just e-mailed.

6 - I have not received el's e-mails at the old address - I do not know why.

7 - I have no idea why wolfie is upset

[cyn]

*thud, thud, thud*
i thought sumnut was giving El a rough time.
i need a nap..
syl

[The ASK]

I set up that account about two years ago.

[KDF]

Phew. I like it better when I know who's doing the impersonating. :)

[southerngirl]

I was really upset.

[KDF]

*snork* and *sisterhood solidarity sigh*

[KDF]

Different e-mail account meaning the honkytnk one, right ASK?

And I knew it was you! Was kidding, referring to the "ASK's witness" thing, which I di'nt get, cause my brain is fried. Kilty pervy score up, IQ down.

[The ASK]

Now, if we could just hear from el before I am out of touch for the rest of the night...

...i thought she was just kidding about being upset.

[KDF]

Nothin' but love here.

[KDF]

I'm sure she's not really upset, ASK. I got your back. :)

[southerngirl]

thanks, KDF! ;)

*mumblemumblestoopidrobotsmumble*

[The ASK]

Yes, since my daughter has access to the allstarz address, I wanted to change it. Rather than open a new one, I used the other one that I already had.

but I really don't want el to be upset.

If I can't get this one to stop calling me Jim, then I'll just switch again.

[TC]

ASK - if you're not sure whether El's upset with you, then you can rest assured that she is not

if El was upset with you, you would know, in no uncertain terms, that she was upset with you

trust me on this one - I know of which I speak

[KDF]

OK guys, we have a game of Operator going on here... caused, I think, by my "Someone's impersonating ASK" post, which had nothing to do with El. I meant I clicked on "ASK's witness" and saw that it wasn't ASK, and I got all confused. Then in turn confused everyone else, including ASK.

Is someone impersonating me? And if they are, who am I? Can we start over? Please? :)

[KDF]

Don't switch again, ASK. Keep the one you've got. El's fine! She is!

[The ASK]

Have now been in contact with el.

This was just a round-robin of confusion, and it is over, and all is okay.

[TC]

hmmmmmmmm

how do we know you are the real KDF?

[The ASK]

If Dave takes a crapcam picture, I'll be the one looking all stressed out over nothing and wearing a shirt that says ASK.

Tomorrow, this will be hilarious.

I'm sure it already is to some.

[The ASK]

See if she blushes when I tell her she's hot!

[KDF]

Depends what you mean by "blush"...

[Sarah J]

*stretches*
I feel sooooo much better now that I've had a nap:D And I'd be feeling even better if the screws didn't keep falling out of my chair. That's usually a bad thing, right? For the screws to fall out of the chair you're sitting in? I thought so, and I keep putting them back in, but they just keep falling out again!! I have a screwdriver in my desk just so I can replace screws as they fall out instead of keeping them in a pile on the desk and putting them all back later.

[not KDF's impersonator]

I don't know who you are, but I know where you are.

♫ you have entered the Twilight Zone ♫

[KDF]

So Sarah, yesterday you (we) were losing your (our) marbles, and today you have a screw loose? :)

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

I'm ROFL.
I'm LMAO.

But I'm especially glad that this is all fixed, whatever "this" is, was, or will be.

For the record: (as we FCDAs like to say)
I'm happy. I'm not mad or upset with anyone about anything.

I like to get upset with Toto at least once a day, just to keep him in line, but I just do that for sport, and I would never toy with anyone else - in a bad way. Really.

[KDF]

Aaaaaacccckkkkk!

Yes, it is a Twilight Zoney kinda day, sg!

[Sarah J]

Not anymore. I fixed it as soon as I heard it hit the floor. And I'm pretty sure I got all the marbles back. :)

[KDF]

See??

[Alfred]

Are we playing musical kilts?

[TC]

to keep me in line

as if

you know you do it cuz you crave my attention