THERE IS NOTHING WORSE

...than a giant snake behind.

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[KDF]

"regular blurker"

SNORK!

[v]

Long name, small p.. roblem remembering the entire thing?

*shortens name further just to be contrary*

[ASK]

Soon, wolfie will just be " , "

[southerngirl who remembered to change her name last nite, but might not today]

...quoth the Raven...

*snork* @ v!

[\]

Very possibly.

[Meanie the Blue]

Short name, large br.....ain?

The Incredible Shrinking Wolfie in Technicolor. A SIKoe production.

[Meanie the Blue]

Rated M for mmmmmmmmmm......

[.]

*looks down*
Trust me, ain't nothing here shrinking. Puckering perhaps if it's cold enough, but only guys experience the turtling phenomenon.

[southerngirl who remembered to change her name last nite, but might not today]

turtling???

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[southerngirl]

♫ chirp ♫

♫ chirp ♫

[Sarah J]

*crunch*

oops!

[southerngirl]

Hey Sarah, how's your thumb?

[.]

*snork*
I scared off all the guys. I seem to be very good at that.

[Meanie the Blue]

Wolfie is indeed blogspot now.

[.]

Does this pixel make my blog look big?

[Meanie the Blue]

No, no, not at all. It suits you just fine, and emphasizes your posts very nicely. Wear two, in fact. Not that you need two, though! It's really just fine with one, but two might be even more perfect, is all I'm saying.

[southerngirl]

more perfect? good thing O. the U isn't here. ;)

[Meanie the Blue]

Or none. None is really just fine, too. Your blog is absolutely spectacular without any at all. But one or two are also truly, truly spectacular. Either way. Spectacular. Definitely.

*Recognizes futility of it all. Prepares for melodrama*

[.]

*blows Blue a french kiss*

good answer. How many times have you been caught in that trap?

*giggles* I have never in my life actually asked an SO that question or anyone like it. I own a mirror.

[sharon share-alike]

Afternoon, all!

KDF--count me in on the missingyoutudeinosity. It's just not the same without you here.

Coast--Woo hoo! You go! That's an awesome response to stoopid forward emails. Why ignore someone when you can show the world what a damned fool they are? I like your style.

Blue--*snork* No particular reason...just *snork*

And *snork* to the rest of you, too, for making me smile.

[Meanie the Blue]

Thankth, Wolfie. Ca I ha my thongue ba now?

[Meanie the Blue]

*Blushes for no particular reason*

[ASK]

Here?

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

*waves hi to everyone*

Really nothing to add, except that I like everyone here a lot. :)

*zips out*

[Meanie the Blue]

*Debates whether he should inquire of ASK how he got my tongue*

*Completely refuses to inquire what he was doing with it*

[ASK]

We love you too, El.

[Meanie the Blue]

El:

1) Feeling is quite mutual
2) Please add that sort of nothing as much as you like
3) Count yourself among the "heres"

[sharon share-alike]

{{EL!}}

Now Blue..what is this? ASK got your tongue?

[ASK]

Its just that I still have all these cats around the place, and they drag in tongues all the time. You know how it is.

[Meanie the Blue]

Can't explain it Sharon. Got a French kiss from a pixelated yet startlingly rational Wolfie, who wouldn't let it go. Next thing I know, ASK is sending it back to me.

*Goes to inventory body parts and ascertain last known whereabouts*

*Wonders if Mathmom had anything to do with it. Can't trust them blurkers*

[ASK]

And KDF was right about you.

[ASK]

Wolfie does seem to be surprisingly rational the past couple of days.

*checks calendar for moon phase*

[ASK]

*checks breath*

*gets mint*

It's okay now.

[Meanie the Blue]

Um, which "you" was KDF right about, ASK-the- antecedentally-challenged?

[ASK]

SSA - though I am sure she would have been right about you, had she said anything about you that I can recall.

[ASK]

I guess I'll go get some lunch, so your playmates can come back, Blue.

Everyone still worn out from playing free-range twister yesterday?

[Sarah J]

All work and no play makes Sarah really tired. I'm ready for a nap already, to much moving furniture around.

*curls up in hammock to nap*

[KDF]

*wonders who she was right about*

*wonders why all these people don't know that it's rude to talk about people when they're not present*

*loves El too*

*and everyone who said nice things about me*

*even though I wasn't here*

*realizes she broke the rule about using the 3rd person while describing actions between asterisks*

*finds it inexplicably funny so doesn't stop*

*stops*

[KDF]

pssst, Sarah, it is NEVER safe to nap here

[Meanie the Blue]

ASK, lighten up, guy. You're not scaring anyone away, lulls happen. You know, jobs, kids, phone calls, errands, trips to other dimensions, etc.

I'm frazzled myself, but mostly from chasing away that rotten boy of ours.

[ASK]

Just assume you were right about everyhing and go from there?

[Meanie the Blue]

*Puts microphone and recorder near Sarah as she snores*

[ASK]

Y'all, its not nice to play frisbee with Sarah's halo.

[southerngirl]

*loves El, too*

*talks in 3rd person, too, cuz I like to*

*smooches ASK so he feels the love*

*defends Ado, cuz he offered to buy me beer*

*even tho he paid with Blue's twenties*

*flops into hammock next to Sarah*

[Alfred]

Sorry if I was MIA yesterday. My team took a full volley of RPGs and machine gun fire. Not fun, took all day to find the guys who fired at us. One of them might be a kid. Weird.
Luckily the COWs where built to take stuff like this.

...Actually I have pink eye. It causes a over sensitivity to light. I was ready to die in my computer classes.

[ASK]

Aw Blue, can't I get melodramatic once in a while? It just so sad bein' a SIKoe all alone.

♬Don't it make my brown eyes blue♬

[Meanie the Blue]

*Leaves ASK to wallow*

Ya know, SG, he complains about it a lot, but I think he likes being by himself. Do you think he can go unsupervised for very long?

[KDF]

*SWOONS because ASK is singing again*

No, leaving him unsupervised is not wise. I'll handle this.

*grins*

[southerngirl]

Blue, I don't think any of us should be left unsupervised for very long. When we are, we tend to drink too much, and play around on the floor, and there's flashing and streaking going on...not to mention all the other assorted antics...wait, was I trying to make a point here?

Oh, yeah, ASK should not be left unsupervised. ;)

[southerngirl]

Aaahhh...I see he is now in KDF's very capable hands!

[Meanie the Blue]

Actually, come to think of it, it's OK for any of us to be unsupervised. Mathmom is watching.

[Meanie the Blue]

Oh, and guys, no nictitating at Alfred for a day or two, alright?

[Meanie the Blue]

*Flips tape over to Side B of Sarah snoring*

[southerngirl]

Is it just me, or is this thread getting slow to refresh for anybody else?

[southerngirl]

What about us gals? Can we nictitate @ Alfred? :)

[Meanie the Blue]

Yes, SG, refresh time i.n..c...r....e.....a......s.......i........n.........g

[Alfred]

When has Alfred ever been nictated at anyway?

[KDF]

Sounds like it's time to move again! Anyone care to gas up the DeLorean?

[Meanie the Blue]

That was the Royal Guys, SG. You lady-type guys are included in that, and are advised to stand down on the nictitation in Alfred's general direction pending further medical evaluation of his oculars.

Sorry, Alfred, it's for your own good. And, as always, we know exactly what's goood for you.

[KDF]

*nictitates at Alfred from a safe distance*

[CoastRaven]

Just a request to move back in time... the farther back we go, the more seniority I have on the Blog. I think thats the way it works at least.

[Meanie the Blue]

I was going to propose January 12, 2008, the date that Dave is sworn in as President, but I'll go with the flow.

[southerngirl]

So who picks the new thread? Coast?

[KDF]

How about here? Very few comments, and we can celebrate the holidays all over again. Without the shopping and decorating and stuff. But you can bring a pie of you want.

[ASK]

Well, that was a nice nap.

umm...kdf, where's my tongue-ring?

[Sarah J]

How about here?

[southerngirl]

Hey, KDF, help me load up the Moatarita machine will ya?

[KDF]

Ith right here, ATHK.

You want it back?

[southerngirl]

I choose Sarah's choice, cuz I was FIRST on that one!

[KDF]

So which one? Flip a coin?

[KDF]

Blue's already at the first one.

[Meanie the Blue]

Wait, you mean I hafta go over and haul my stuff over there now?

Mathmom is gonna be confused.

[Meanie the Blue]

Gotta run, you guys. Pick one and make the breadcrumbs obvious for the little Hansels and Gretels who arrive later.

[KDF]

MOVING ANNOUNCEMENT

Here are the official directions to the new and improved and much faster Kilt/SOK/SIKkoes thread!

[Alfred]

yeah like me.