THERE IS NOTHING WORSE

...than a giant snake behind.

Comments

[Bucket]

woooo hoooo! a post!

[Kathy P.]

I didn't know snakes had behinds....

[djtonyb]

Hopefully, they didn't leave it behind in the toilet.

[Bucket]

woooo hooo! a first!

[ASK]

SNAKES GOT BEHINDS!

[CoastRaven]

"Abandoned Snake Butts" WBAGNFARB

[ASK]

why don't they know if it is a python or a boa? Couldn't they tell from the feathers?

[Mr. Completely]

How do you separate a man from his snake? With a crowbar...!

[djtonyb]

*SNORK* @ ASK

[MartiniShark]

The guy's lease probably said he wouldn't be allowed to have a dog over 25 pounds, so naturally a 7-foot python is the next choice.

[jbemd]

I believe the writer of this article must have been a fan of sir mix a lot.

[herb]

I believe the only difference between a python and a boa is tha fFemale pythons lay eggs . . . something like this post.
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[gadget boy]

The landlord must be a male, otherwise there would have been no complaints about the giant snake behind.

[cyn]

SNAKES GOT FEATHERS?!

[Enjoy]

LOL, tnx! Some stuff u can find on Entertaiment in Azerbaijan.

[The Sardonicynic]

"Hey, I HAD to leave. The snake wasn't paying his half of the rent."

[The ASK]

MORNING, KILTIES!

[KDF]

So, this is GSOK?

[Eleanor]

*not zipping in*

Well, I'm here but not happy about it. I had something cute to post on SOK and now it's not relevant.
So I'll just sit here and pout until something funny happens - and - as an homage to SOK, I'll hum

Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking...

[KDF]

El, stop your teasing. Post it, dammit!

Don't make me break your hummer.

[CoastRaven]

I nominate BSOK - Behind the Son Of Kilt

[KDF's soon to be neglected children]

Cool, I like it Coast. Sounds like a Godzilla movie.

[KDF]

And I like it too.

[Sarah J]

Looks good!

[Meanie the Blue]

Would I regret it if I suggested Snakes In Kilts (SIK)?

*Remembers to remember personal info, for once*

[wolfie]

I am here. You may now commence the humour portion of the program.

[KDF]

Good remembering, Blue. My goal for the day is to remember my personal info and my location at all times.

[The ASK]

Its okay KDF - I'll remember it for you.

[KDF]

;) Thank you ASK. As I said, it's a goal I've set for mySelf.

[Eleanor]

Private message to KDF - everyone else just move along, please.

KDF, I'm feeling like an idiot and stupid - AGAIN. And this time you won't disagree with me since I know you've already thought it. Check your e-mail in about 5-10 minutes.

*zips out to brush her teeth*

[KDF]

*waits for El to brush her teeth*

[The ASK]

If I agree, can I have an e-mail too?

[Meanie the Blue]

*Hands floss and mouthrinse to El*

[Meanie the Blue]

Those are stretch goals for the likes of us, KDF.

[wolfie]

*stands by with xanax and a bite stick*
Can I have an emale too?

[KDF]

I dream big, Blue.

Boy, El takes her dental hygiene very seriously. I mean, 24 minutes?

[wolfie]

ermm.. email I mean.

[KDF]

Hold, please. My grits are ready.

[The ASK]

w - you got both

[KDF]

And I'll have you all know that El is still brushing her teeth.

So, I don't got neither.

[wolfie]

*trembles in excitement*

*slips over to emale*
and email.

[CoastRaven]

<--- is an e-male

[wolfie]

*whispers* why yes, yes you are CR. It hasn't escaped my notice, I just haven't seen a casual and subtle moment in which to jump you. I would suggest ducking soon.

↓ is apparently suffering from an excess of moisture. She was planning on skipping, not slipping.

[The ASK]

That seems to happen a lot.

Merely sayin'

[CoastRaven]

*steadfastly refuses to duck*
*steadfastly refuses to comment about moisture*

[wolfie]

*wipes chin*
I have drooling issues. I know. Someone hand me my bib.

That looks sooo much worse looking than I intended and yet I will be posting it anyway.

[KDF]

Okay, El must have meant dog-minutes.

Yeah, Wolfie, I'se gonna say...although slippery kinda makes sense on a snake thread.

Must... put... blig... away. Later, Lil' SOKs.

[KDF]

Blig??

[wolfie]

Wait.. I don't drool. I swallow. Umm.. that is sooo not helping any.
It's raining and I forgot my umbrella. So I'm wet. Okay?
No not okay. I forgot to towel off after my shower. Yeah. That's better. I think.

*gives up*

[The ASK]

Is it suddenly warm in here?

[Meanie the Black]

*Refrains from asking for details of KDF's big dreams*

[Eleanor]

*zips back brushed, flossed AND having spent several minutes on phone with daughter*

OK, e-mail in 10, start countdown....

[CoastRaven]

*wipes wolfie induced sweat from his brow*

[wolfie]

*leaps from the shadows to dive tackle CR*

*misjudges and overshoots her target*

*sails clear across the room and thru a door marked 'gents'*

...silence...sound of toilet flushing...running water..

*casually saunters back into room*

I soooo totally meant to do that.

*shakes foot to dislodge a square of tp stuck to her heel*

[The ASK]

Hey - stop! - that was the last of the tp!

[Marie in Kourou]

Wow, great news on the previous thread about ASK's daughter. Please keep us updated, ASK. We're rooting for her! :-)

So we're slipping and sliding this morning, eh? I think someone spilled the jello last night and didn't clean up.

[TC]

so, do you guys intentionally move every time I'm gone for a coupla days? if i was the sensitive type, i might think you were tryin' to lose me or somethin'

good thing i'm not the sensitive type

but El - looks like you're e-mailing everyone but me - what's wrong with me? is it my breathe? are you intimidated by my stunning good looks? do i got a booger on my face or somethin'?

[The ASK]

:( don't take it personal Thaddeus, I didn't get an e-mail from El either.

[Eleanor]

Yes, You. Did. TheASK.
Don't say that just to try to make Toto feel better - sheesh!

[wolfie]

*pets Thumper*
There. Do you feel better?

[sharon share-alike]

AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! I've had four error messages in a row accusing me of...of being...comment spam!

*sob*

[TC]

ah, wolfie always knows how to make a bunny feel better

(NOTE: use of the term "bunny" in this context should be construed as a reference to a slightly scruffy yet stunningly good-looking male of the heterosexual persuasion)

[wolfie]

I'd say something about wolfies eating bunnies (especially scruffy yet stunningly good looking ones), but I think I might have used up my innuendo quota for the day already.

[Susan]

*hands wolfie her innuendo quota for today*

I know you will use this better than I possibly could.

there are innuendo quotas?

[southerngirl]

hey, that was me! what happened to my name?

[wolfie]

*snork*
I can't figure out how to post annonymously and sg does it on accident.

[Susan]

I've wondered how to post anonymously...but haven't tried it yet.

*waits for wolfie to use the innuendo I brought in*

[Meanie the Blue]

Whoa, I thought the innuendo quota was a minimum daily requirement. It's an upper limit? Man, I won't be able to post for months.....

S-G, maybe Deon took it?

wolfie - ck e-mail in a coupla minutes

Can someone show me how, please?

I don't know how to post ananymously either

or do I?

[wolfie]

Showoffs.
*hairflip*

[southerngirl]

Blue, Deon knows everything else, so maybe he does know what happened to my name!

and I know how to post anonymously, but that last time wasn't on purpose. ;)

[TC]

sure it wasn't

[Meanie the Blue]

Didn't you switch to Betty Boop not too long ago, S-G/BB?

[CoastRaven]

Careful what you put upper-inuendo there Blue.

[Meanie the Blue]

Sorry, Coast, I can't reply the way I would normally. There is now an innuendo filter activated against my Blog account, and I have to resort to direct and explicit language.

So, e@t me.

[Sarah J]

Hello neighbors! Who wants cupcakes?!

[Meanie the Blue]

*Installs innuendo filter blocker™*

Nice UNACCEPTABLE, Sarah!

*I'm takin' this thing back!*

[Sarah J]

You don't like the cupcakes? I know they're kinda small, but you can have more than one. And they have raspberries on top! Yum! Chocolate and raspberries.

[Meanie the Blue]

It's the innuendo filter operating on my comments, Sarah. I was offering a very nice compliment on your UNACCEPTABLEs, but apparently anything having to do with UNACCEPTABLEing is being blocked.

[The ASK]

Sorry - I was, erm...busy *tucks in shirt*

*turns on neon "Euphemism/ innuendo free zone" light*

but c'mon - they have raspberries on top? How'm I supposed to...

[TC]

OK, sarah has just proven herself to be the undisputed queen of inuendo

nicely done!

*stands and applauds*

[wolfie]

*licks the frosting off a cupcake*

*wonders what those cupcakes look like since I'm F!ickr free at work*

[Sarah J]

*is confused as to why Thaddeus is applauding her*

All I did was bake mini cupcakes and put fruit on top! Agh!

*sits in corner with her halo*

[TC]

um, right sarah - i was applauding your cupcakes

[Meanie the Filtered]

*Checks Sarah's halo. Finds expired use-by date*

Had a hunch....

[Sarah J]

It is not expired. It's a brand new one, just got it yesterday. The old one was gold, but I wanted a silver one. It goes better with my hair.

*sneaks in and steals a cupcake*
*cops a squat on the big comfy couch to watch the innuendo fly*

[Sarah J]

And it matches my shoes

[Meanie the Filtered]

*Reads fine print sticker on inner surface of Sarah's new halo*

Not valid until activated. Call 1-800-GO4HALO

[Sarah J]

Um, you can't even wear it without activating, so obviously I called as soon as I got it last night. Blue just thinks I said something or did something on purpose that I didn't. I don't even know what it is he thinks I said/did!!

*skips away to do more packing*

[The ASK]

She's good.

[The ASK]

She's good.

[The ASK]

Anything worth saying is worth repeating.

[Meanie the Blue]

Yeah, ASK. That's the whole problem.

[Sarah J]

Of course I'm good, hence the halo

[The ASK]

Nobody can possibly be that naive. But its fun watching her try.

[Meanie the Blue]

Not referring to the repeat.