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March 31, 2006

FOR THOSE WHO LONG TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE

Don't Shoot the Puppy

(Thanks to Catherine Conner and wolfie)

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shoot the animal hater instead.

Just don't ask how many puppies I blew away tryin to figure that thing out.

I made it to level 15 in only sixty-something minutes yesterday. (I can time-travel.)

But I cheated.

Don't cheat, kids. Cheaters may win, but letting the puppy live is actually kinda boring.

It's such a ripoff! You shoot the puppy, and it just explodes. Where's the drama in that? I want to see it whimper in pain!

ack! ack!! and aaaaccck!!

I love how the productivity enhancers always make the rest of the blog come to a grinding halt.

HELLLOOOOOOO!!!

(echo, echo, echo)

HOORAY FOR WOLFIE!!

The longest I lasted on the game was .6 second(s). :(

oops... heh heh. i didn't mean to send that... altho', now that i mention it... ACK!!!

i can't visit anymore if you're gonna keep advocating violence like this. seriously, shame on you... you're lucky i don't come down there and bite you in the ass!

Woo! Level 15, 11m 36s not spent shooting the puppy, and it only took me 8,476 tries.

(Not the sharpest tool in the lunchbox).

not that i would ever bite you in the ass, judi... ^_^

Eleven minutes?! Why, you lying sack of feathers!

(Really?!)

did anyone notice that the puppy is on its way to eternal suffering in level 5?

It took me almost 10 minutes to not shoot the puppy....

I shot the puppy.

But I did not shoot the Dep-u-ty

Don't shoot the puppies...

...the snakes won't eat them unless they are still alive.

Tamara sweetie, how did it take an hour to not touch your mouse 15 times? ;)

Higgy is right in the ballpark there with me.

*feigns mock mortal injury at the 'sack of feathers' accusation*

Don't forget your souveneir shirt!

I Alt+Tab'd each time I clicked "Start" so I could get some work done, then I'd forget about it for a while...

So I have no idea what that puppy did while it wasn't being killed, but I still WON! ;)

Is this a covert PETA operation?

Hey - it's okay - we ate the puppies after we shot
'em.

I shot the puppy. I wanted to shoot the puppy.

I must be playing wrong. The puppy peed on my screen, and while I was distracted, it stole my gun and shot me in the ass.

DEFINITELY PETA related.

I think Dick Cheney shot my puppy.

Arrrrrgghhh. STOOPID game. STOOPID me for sitting there through all 15 rounds. My hand hurts now.

9 min, 51 seconds, though! ;)

On level 5 I noticed that the cute little thing was headed towards eternal suffering, so I shot it to put it out of its misery...Blowed up good, real good...

Hey, my manager would love this. It's got a clearly stated mission objective (Don't Shoot the Puppy), regular milestones (15 levels), and simple metrics to document exactly how much time I've wasted ("Time Spent Not Shooting the Puppy"). I think I'll catalog my results in a spreadsheet, write a macro to produce a chart, and submit it with my weekly status. He'll be THRILLED!

Did anybody notice there are only 4 rs before the "thats5rs" in the address?

people eternal suffering is just a joke to make you
kill the puppy

when screen goes black on it
don't do anything just wait
but
GOD KNOWS WHAT PUPPY DOES
WHEN IT BLACK
I THINK HE HAS BABIES

THING WITH HAMMER IS A TRICK AS WELL
HE GOES RIGHT PAST IT

granted that the stated purpose of this game is to not kill the puppy, but after sitting through this I only wished that the puppy and the machine gun were real so I could "re-enact" this game...

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