FLORIDA
You never know who's at the door.
(Thanks to eleventy gajillion alert readers)
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March 24, 2006
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First??
Posted by: CandyT | March 24, 2006 at 01:56 PM
Can Topper come out and uh play? Play, yeah that's it!
Posted by: fivver | March 24, 2006 at 01:57 PM
It was captured by Trapper John? So that's where he retired after M.A.S.H.!!!!
Posted by: CandyT | March 24, 2006 at 01:58 PM
*prepares to call JetBlue to cancel reservation for upcoming girls' weekend in Bonita Springs*
Really! I'm going there in two weeks!
*ponders margaritas and beach time she'll miss out on if she cancels, reconsiders and packs alligator-proof safety gear instead*
Posted by: KDF | March 24, 2006 at 02:05 PM
Gators at the Door WBAGNFARB
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 24, 2006 at 02:06 PM
Do NOT tell Neo about this!
Posted by: slyeyes | March 24, 2006 at 02:10 PM
Candygram!
Posted by: pogo | March 24, 2006 at 02:11 PM
*knock*
"Hello?"
"Yes, I'm selling light bulbs for the local Boy Scouts of America."
"But...you're an alligator."
"Oh, so I am. In that case, I'm here to eat your dog."
"Right this way."
Posted by: Christobol | March 24, 2006 at 02:13 PM
"Honest dear, I have no idea why a randy bull alligator would be knocking on the door while you are at work."
*off stage CRASH*
"JUNIOR! How many times have I told you 'Be careful of your tail when you're chasing the dog!'"
Posted by: fivver | March 24, 2006 at 02:22 PM
Wild yes, but still not as scary as when the mmayor of Miami was knocking on people's doors at 10:30 at night.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 24, 2006 at 02:27 PM
A gator with a fat lip, huh? Where's Paris Hilton when you need a mirror ...
Posted by: The Sarcasticynic | March 24, 2006 at 02:31 PM
"Eleventy Gajillion" Just how accurate is that?
Nice call, The Sarcasticynic!
Posted by: angene15 | March 24, 2006 at 02:33 PM
Land Shark!
Posted by: Reddsuss | March 24, 2006 at 02:40 PM
Dang you Reddsuss you took my idea
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | March 24, 2006 at 03:24 PM
If it's mating season, why is the alligator chasing a cocker spaniel?
Posted by: magic8ball | March 24, 2006 at 04:00 PM
Looks like I left Florida just in time.
"You're starting into what's called the crawl season, the breeding season," he said. "We get them out of front porches, out of garages, out of swimming pools."
Don't worry, KDF, he just wants to breed with you.
Remember the classic Humanoids From the Deep? "Aliens wants to mate with human women."
That could be you next time.
Have fun on vacation.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 24, 2006 at 04:30 PM
*purchases margarita ingredients locally, reassures self that summer weather will be here in the northeast soon enough, cancels flight*
Posted by: KDF | March 24, 2006 at 05:25 PM
*puts baseball bat next to door in case the alligators come a'knockin'*
Posted by: djtonyb | March 24, 2006 at 09:16 PM
KDF-Come on down, they hardly ever knock on doors.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 24, 2006 at 11:19 PM
Reddsuss and Addicted to 24 both took my idea!
Second idea....
Does anyone else here read the strip "Pearls Before Swine?"
"Huloo, zeeba neighba!"
Posted by: AlanBoss | March 25, 2006 at 12:30 AM
Well it's better then a Jehovah's Witness
Posted by: the bartman | March 25, 2006 at 04:40 AM
Welcome to Florida!
I've had Cuban palmetto bugs big enough to knock on my door. One night I shared a 5 br/3 bath house with one. He stayed in the Family Room, and I repaired to the master bedroom clear on the other side of the house. I found him the next day lying on his back waving his feet in the air.
(Thank you, Raid)
Posted by: daisymae | March 25, 2006 at 02:05 PM
Alligators have lips?
Posted by: Renee | March 26, 2006 at 07:35 PM
test
Posted by: djtonyb | March 28, 2006 at 04:29 PM