24 UPDATE

This is very helpful, even if Audrey is not on the list.

(Thanks to Mark Tobin)

Comments

[Suzy Q]

Cool!

[Suzy Q]

Aaaaannnnd,, FIRST again!

[Suzy Q]

Another hat trick, perhaps?

[Suzy Q]

"disposable security guard" *snork*

[Suzy Q]

*knocks on the window*

Am I alone in here?

[MOTW]

I noticed that there is a link for "questions or comments". I'm not clickin' that with Jack lookin' down the barrel at me!

[MOTW]

calm down, Suzy Q. You're hyperventiposting.

[Novanglus]

HEY!!! Second or third for the first time!!
shoot me in the thigh!(just kidding)

(hey again. that girl in the aiu online add looks like the one in "Medium"...does this mean I can get a degree in Organizational Psychology & Development by psychic connection?

[Christobol]

Oh, at first I thought it was going to track the "opportunities for plausibility" that he'd killed.

Still, that's good.

[U.O]

No, SQ, you're not alone ... any longer ... but I do gotta observe that you're perty hot today with the quick-post talent ...

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

This is way better than the Olymic medal count.

[CoastRaven]

I love tht two of the deaths were attributed to his "Palm/Trio" - if they would have had the airport painted with the stauff we saw earlier today, Jack wouldnt have been able to pull that one off.

[Suzy Q]

*snork* at MOTW.

Ok, I'll back off now. *picks up tequila bottle and starts quaffing*

[slyeyes]

Actuary tables should show that it's not good to be a nameless Russian Agent, or a rogue agent, either.

[MOTW]

cute, sly! nor a Russian roguelette?

[KOW]

Next they should have a comparitive table: number of kills made by Jack vs. number of kills made by everyone else. That I would love to see.

[Federal Duck]

*clinks Quervo bottles with Suzy Q*

I'll drink to that!

Wait, what are we talking about again?

*quaff*

[kibby F5™]

Suppose the blogger's in jeoperdy of being shot in the thigh by Jack?

[elfbrains]

isn't everyone?

[Christobol]

*spoiler alert*
*stolen scene from upcoming 24 episode*

Jack: I'll have a large coffee, please.
Clerk: Do you mean a grande?
*shoots him in the thigh*
Clerk: Dang! Okay, "large" it is. Meany.
Chloe: I downloaded the sewer system for Brazil, circa 1974, onto your ipod like you asked, Jack.
Jack: Actually, I was kidding about that. But thanks.
Audrey: We've called the A-Team to help with our crappy plot.
Hannibal: I figure we'll lay down a rain of gunfire for about nine minutes of film.
Curtis: You'll kill too many subplots!
Faceman: Not likely.
Lynn: Can I wear your hubcap?
B.A.: I pity the fool who touches my bling.
Murdock: Should those guys be igniting those cannisters?

[Sarah J]

SNORK at Cbol!
... and...I noticed that he kills fewer people in the seasons with actual plotlines (but that could just be my opinion)

[Mad Soapboxer]

Sly, the "nameless agent" trick goes way back... the Star Trek series always had at least one Ensign Expendable get vaporized in every show. Their uniforms were a different color even, so you could pick 'em out and KNOW "That sucker's a dead man walkin'..."

/end educational public service posting

That is all.

[Sarah J]

Goodness! I was snorking at his first post! But a simul with Cbol, isn't that, like, every woman's fantasy?

[Renee]

So what's the difference between a nameless Russian and a random Russian?

[U.O]

A nameless Russian doesn't have ovitch or noff somewhere on a government issued ID ... a random Russian plays Roulette ... but only on the Red numbers ...

[Somewhere North]

I've not only lost track of the characters, the plot and the subplot, I've lost track of the show. I made it 1/2 way through dancing with the stars before I realized it wasn't 24. By then it was too late too switch shows. And I understand the climax of 24 wasn't as exciting as the one on Dancing With The Stars anyway.

[Dread Pirate Shermano]

Did I count right, 111 kills? Apparently every time Jack shot a thigh, his bullets ricocheted up through the terrorists bodies.

[KDFgirl]

*hugs Sarah J, passes her a congratulatory Chiclet*

Now tell us everything.

[Spiny Norman]

According to his list, Jack Bauer has 111 kills so far. That's positively Bondian.

JB vs JB

Interesting, no?

[Dr. Doug]

Yawn.

[Kautioslydaring]

Things aren't always what they seem. Audrey is the reason CTU has a chance. Rudy can go flock himself.
Besides, audreys eying a head of CTU spot.

[Joe B]

Was wondering if anyone has a DVD or tape of the 3/14/06 episode ?? My DVD recorder froze up and I am without ! Fist time in the series I will have missed an episode...

More than willing to remimburse costs...

Thanks