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Here is the situation as we begin tonight's episode: I have no idea. I missed last week. All I know is that Edgar went to that big Krispy Kreme store in the sky. Also Jack finally shot somebody in the thigh. Apparently she was an innocent woman, but sometimes Jack just gets to a point in his life where he has to shoot somebody in the thigh, and there she was. Also of course the Lethal Fatal Deadly Death Canisters of Doom are still loose in Southern California, where they have been seen shopping on Rodeo Drive as well as in the audience of the Jay Leno show.
That's all I know. I'm counting on you to keep this blog posted on tonight's developments. I'll be reading your comments from Ireland, where Ridley and I will be strumpeting for our book Tuesday. Of course if, God forbid, anything happens to Chloe tonight, we will cancel everything and go straight home.
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I wish I could play along with yous guys. I've got my garlicky sammiches and my nice, cold Sam Adams, but I'm too cheap for cable and too lazy for an antenna, so I'm watching episodes 14, 15, and 16 of Monty Python's Flying Circus on dvd instead. Enjoying the "New Gas Cooker Sketch" now. :)
Also just purchased the e-book version of I'm with Stupid.
/end me trying not to be jealous
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 13, 2006 at 09:35 PM
Sam wise is going to have to carry his own burden this time
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:35 PM
he was too small to run CTU anyway
Posted by: homeybeef | March 13, 2006 at 09:35 PM
Jack's asking Samwise to come out of the closet...
NTTAWWT...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:35 PM
Sean Austin as Sir No Longer Appearing In This Film.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:35 PM
Speaking of the Energizer Bunny, you would think that CTU would have some robots they could send in to hazmat situations! I guess that's next season.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:36 PM
Anyone wonder why they don't have any ah gasmasks at CTU?
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:36 PM
"There's only one person who can stop this execution" -- Jack Bauer
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:36 PM
Jack needs that Prison Break guy bad right now.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:36 PM
Tamara - 24 is on Fox. It's not a cable channel.
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:36 PM
snork @ Antonio
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:37 PM
Is Chase coming back, too?
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:37 PM
then again, I'm having a better day than Tony
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:38 PM
But not as painful as losing my Edgar!
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:38 PM
Oh God. This is too sad.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:38 PM
Oh...this breaks my heart...redshirt is talking to his baby girl.
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:38 PM
am i going to cry for the redshirt guy now? little kids always evoke tears
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:38 PM
Ahhhhhhh!!! More Throat Lumpage ;_; *sniff*
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:39 PM
One breath to rule them all.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:39 PM
*deep breath*
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:39 PM
The Hobbitt is on the move.
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:39 PM
awwwwww....Samwise is redeemed.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:39 PM
run run run
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:39 PM
The door didn't seem too airtight to me...
*cue emotional music...*
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:39 PM
I misjudged Hobbit. I thought he was the enemy. Well, technically he did cause all this, but still. He didn't mean to do it.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:39 PM
Sending a tubby hobbit to run upstairs while holding his breath over a fit security guard?
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:40 PM
That is the nicest security guy I've ever seen, the ones I've met were jerks!!
Posted by: Lane-o | March 13, 2006 at 09:40 PM
Uh... doesn't venting all the nerve gas out of the building create a bit of a risk for the rest of the public?
Posted by: Stormy Dragon | March 13, 2006 at 09:40 PM
arrr arrr arrr arr
*slaps hands backwards*
(sorry - best seal impersonation I could type)
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:40 PM
Now to go film the Hobbit.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:41 PM
so bill is back in charge I guess
Posted by: homeybeef | March 13, 2006 at 09:41 PM
NOW can we turn Tony loose on Henderson? Please?
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:42 PM
this is really the Hamlet of 24s
Posted by: mnich | March 13, 2006 at 09:42 PM
Bad day for the Hobbit family.
Posted by: scat | March 13, 2006 at 09:42 PM
Let Tony interrogate him.
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:42 PM
Wow. I'm feeling sorta emotional.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:42 PM
You can tell Lynn is the big shot actor. He did spastic covulsions for more realistically than nameless red shirt.
Posted by: Stormy Dragon | March 13, 2006 at 09:42 PM
Hobbit and red shirt are gone. *sniff*
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:42 PM
Kim is Hard Hearted!!
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:43 PM
*snork* @ slyeyes
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:43 PM
Wow! Kim understands HER curse...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:43 PM
Wow. Kim is being a royal pain. She should get shot in the thigh.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:43 PM
every time I'm around you something horrible happens..like the show gets boring
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:43 PM
she's still young & stupid, she'll regret it
Posted by: mnich | March 13, 2006 at 09:43 PM
c'mon Lisa - ya knew redshirt was gonna die - havent ya ever watched Star Trek???
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:44 PM
Wait...I get it...All I want is one day to spend with you...
THAT'S THE SETUP FOR NEXT SEASON! NOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:44 PM
So! How long till Kim gets kidnapped?
Posted by: Varjak | March 13, 2006 at 09:44 PM
Is it just me or does this episode seem a little slow?
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:45 PM
Kim, Kim, Kim. You're learning about your fate.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:45 PM
I'm sorry...Kim is stuck on Petulant, and I don't care what her motivations are. CTU and the Blog will be better off without her. And Jack won't even notice she's gone once another thigh comes along.
Posted by: Betsy | March 13, 2006 at 09:45 PM
Coast-Yeah, I knew. But the phone call got me.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:45 PM
"So! How long till Kim gets kidnapped?"
well they still need to fill 10 minutes
Posted by: homeybeef | March 13, 2006 at 09:45 PM
She will probably step in front of one of CTU's outside vents on her way to the parking lot.
Posted by: wolfie | March 13, 2006 at 09:45 PM
Nerve gas sure makes the hour goes faster, have y'all noticed?
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:46 PM
So are Hot Girlfriend and Kid Cobain ever going to make it back into the script?
Posted by: scat | March 13, 2006 at 09:47 PM
I wanna see Kim in the Ipex bra commercial...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:47 PM
you guys are really liking this thigh idea aren't you?
Posted by: KEA | March 13, 2006 at 09:47 PM
I also think it's time to let Tony have some action with Robocop.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:47 PM
Local News promo just said"and we'll tell ya how you could have a day just like Jack Bauer - all tonight on Fox 45 News at 10"??? WTD?
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:47 PM
(Daisymae - I'm in the suburbs with no antenna)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 13, 2006 at 09:48 PM
HAha @ Raven. I got something like that too here in DC.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:48 PM
Pres. Manilow is guaranteeing more nerve gas!!! Awright!!!
Posted by: Betsy | March 13, 2006 at 09:49 PM
Jeez, the president can guarantee that more gas will be released...sounds like HE'S in on the plot...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:49 PM
Martial Law--shoot every panicky citizen in the thigh!
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:49 PM
sorry, i had to crack up when chloe said in that hardass voice of hers, "thanks for doing this," like he picked her up a pack of cigarettes on the way to the office.
Posted by: judi | March 13, 2006 at 09:49 PM
It appears Dave was hired to do the ad for the new King Cab Nissan truck event. What happened to book strumpeting?
Posted by: dude | March 13, 2006 at 09:49 PM
president wuss. bush would be invading russia right now
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
Antonio et al -- kinda figured it was universal network promo... lets make sure the Blog follows up
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
Prez Weenie is going to abdicate to First Cleavage.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
OK, I missed the first half of this episode but, like doesn't everyone in L.A. know something's up? I mean, with the nerve gas in the mall and hospital, hasn't word gotten out?
Posted by: scat | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
HE is not the president: YOU are. (and I'm your cleavage-laden wife, and you VILL listen to me!)
Posted by: Betsy | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
Yes Martian Law. There are no laws on the Outlaw Red Planet!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
Presidential melt down.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
Surely they can end the hour better than have President Manilow crying piteously???!
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
President Manilow...I know Jack Bauer...and you are NO Jack Bauer...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
girls with thongs are always terrorists
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
Thong Alert!
Posted by: Momanon | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
And what happened then?
Well in Whoville they say,
President Weasel's spine grew
Three sizes that day!
Posted by: Stormy Dragon | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
More Cleavage! BETTER CLEAVAGE! In an Ipex bra?!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
judi-I know, it sounded real heartfelt.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
"Have you got it yet?"
Got what? The clap?
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
I can attest to coastraven's comment: our local news station said that. They will tell us how we can have a day just like jack. I think i know what they are talking about, too.
Posted by: Novs | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
Talk about strumpetting!!!
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
Hey HTML sex!
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
I would like to help her, too!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:51 PM
Okay, here come the consultants.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:52 PM
no more ctu!
Posted by: judi | March 13, 2006 at 09:53 PM
The consultants are taking over.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:53 PM
Geez, isn't it kinda hard to run the agency when they keep changing management three times a day?
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:53 PM
Punch him!!!!!!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:53 PM
now shes getting kidnapped!
Posted by: KEA | March 13, 2006 at 09:54 PM
i bet you that psychiatrist is A CRAZY ASS
Posted by: mnich | March 13, 2006 at 09:54 PM
Yeah, Tony! Thigh time!
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:54 PM
If a person's nervous system has shut down.... is death far behind??
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:54 PM
Yeah, wake him up so I can kill him..
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:54 PM
We should flood the entries - it'd be KOOL if a blogger got to win the contest ( and it would REALLY pi$$ of the folks at Fox)
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:54 PM
raven, antonio, i bet it is like this or something:
http://www.volunteersolutions.org/bvu-maryland/org/opp/15747695.html
Posted by: Novs | March 13, 2006 at 09:54 PM
Well, see, we're gonna fold it into the dept. of Homeland Security, merge it with the National guard and FBI, and put Brownie in charge.
Posted by: Betsy | March 13, 2006 at 09:55 PM
NICE "I'll let you know" HAHA!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:55 PM
Well, you'll feel better. That makes it okay.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:55 PM