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Here is the situation as we begin tonight's episode: I have no idea. I missed last week. All I know is that Edgar went to that big Krispy Kreme store in the sky. Also Jack finally shot somebody in the thigh. Apparently she was an innocent woman, but sometimes Jack just gets to a point in his life where he has to shoot somebody in the thigh, and there she was. Also of course the Lethal Fatal Deadly Death Canisters of Doom are still loose in Southern California, where they have been seen shopping on Rodeo Drive as well as in the audience of the Jay Leno show.
That's all I know. I'm counting on you to keep this blog posted on tonight's developments. I'll be reading your comments from Ireland, where Ridley and I will be strumpeting for our book Tuesday. Of course if, God forbid, anything happens to Chloe tonight, we will cancel everything and go straight home.
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Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:13 PM
VP swallows. O_o
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:14 PM
Wow. 13 minutes in and 100 posts!
Posted by: KDF, The | March 13, 2006 at 09:14 PM
sly-When things are going downhill they allways bring in the consultants! Sheesh!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:14 PM
Drinking saltwater causes choking and puking...never fun...
Posted by: baligurl | March 13, 2006 at 09:14 PM
Hello. My name is Tony Almeda. You killed my lover. Prepare to die.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:15 PM
KDF, there were 50 before the show started.
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:15 PM
The commercial for Inside Man looks like it was
ripped frominspired by 24.Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:15 PM
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:15 PM
I speak as a scuba intructor.
Posted by: baligurl | March 13, 2006 at 09:15 PM
Just relax chloe, the reason you are experiencing anxiety is because we are all going to die.
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:16 PM
SHOOT HIM, JACK!!!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:16 PM
Oh, he did NOT just say that to Jack!
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:17 PM
yes choke him!!
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:17 PM
Hey, the daughter's lipstick is gone. Just noticing little things...
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:17 PM
Understatement of the year: "Jack, we have a problem."
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:17 PM
Stab him in the thigh, Jack!Shoot him in the thigh, Jack!Tell HIM to take a DEEP breath, Jack!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:18 PM
There's not enough air in here - psychguy I'm gonna adjust your air intake.
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:18 PM
OMG- they're a ticking time bomb!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:18 PM
Alright..who last changed those seals? People? and where's Curtis? I mean, it's been 28 mins..
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:18 PM
Damn, they should have used Super Glue. Next time.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:18 PM
Usurp him, Mike!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:18 PM
Cleavage alert!!!
Damn, a turtleneck...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:19 PM
my mom just asked why I was laughing as this does not look like a comedy.
Posted by: homeybeef | March 13, 2006 at 09:19 PM
The bad news is we have 15 minutes to live.
The good news is it will be too late for ANOTHER team to take over CTU.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:19 PM
Jack says: "Alright, take this gum and chew as fast as you can."
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:19 PM
Yes, use the cleavage!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:20 PM
Martha, you have to show the VP your canisters!
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:20 PM
Time for a full-cleavage perimeter!
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:20 PM
Mike: You have influence that outstrips any Constitu...er...you have CLEAVAGE that..um...outSTRIPS....er...um...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:20 PM
No way to know CTU is vulnerable???? Wasn't it bombed a couple seasons ago?
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:21 PM
Daisymae, even with the headstart you all are setting the gold standard!
Posted by: KDF | March 13, 2006 at 09:21 PM
"I can hold my breath." HAhahahahaha. That's got to be the line of the night.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:22 PM
I wish i had paid better attention in Math
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:22 PM
Jack's goin' in.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:22 PM
JackSack2™ has been sighted!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:22 PM
??? less than 20 minutes? Didn't they have 15 minutes just 5 minutes ago?
I must be drinking the wine too fast.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:23 PM
"I'll hold my breath! " He won't inhale.
Posted by: allie701 | March 13, 2006 at 09:23 PM
Wait, what's going on now? Where is he crawling to??
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:23 PM
Well...I sure hope Jack can really hold his breath.
daisy who can't
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:23 PM
Don't worry, the atomic fallout from a couple of years back has made me immune to nerve gas.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:23 PM
Are there NO helicopters in LA that could fly vital equipment to CTU quickly? No firestations with breathing equipment? Sorry to inject reality into things.
Posted by: Lane-o | March 13, 2006 at 09:23 PM
OH sh!t - I just got back to the house and now I gotta hold my breath thru the commercial break?!@?
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:23 PM
I hate the breaking laptop commercial. Makes me cry...
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:24 PM
nerve gas can't hurt Jack Bauer
Posted by: homeybeef | March 13, 2006 at 09:24 PM
Yeah...don't inhale..Clinton would find this task a piece of cake...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:24 PM
Jack can leap tall buildings, run faster than a speeding bullet, hold his breathe indefinitely...the only thing missing is the red/white/blue costume and the cape.
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:25 PM
tropichunt - thank you for restoring my faith!!!
My first time thru the blog I didnt see ONE Princess Bride Ref, and I was about to be PISSED!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:25 PM
Coast: As you wish....
(I hope you're female...)
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:26 PM
I think he's breathing...?
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:26 PM
There is no way, Jack is holding his breath with a flashlight in his mouth!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
If they're going to end this with the VP being the evil guy who plotted ALL this just to become the Prez, I'm going to shoot someone in the thigh, that's all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
Exactly how does the hoodie help?
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
Ahhh Duct tape. Good ol duct tape.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
good ol' duct tape. fixes everything
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
Question: why do you need to wear a hood when you're holding your breath?
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
JACK HAS A WHOLE ROLL OF DUCT TAPE BAND AIDS!!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
I KNEW it! What does CTU turn to when the chips are down? Duct tape!
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
what's the good going to do?
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:27 PM
Duct tape, why didn't they think of that before. Jack throw them some tape.
Okay, now he's holding his breath.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
The protective hood! How'd I forget that Jack had one!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
Slyeyes - Skin exposure. Plus, it looks cool.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
Why doesn't he tape his mouth and nose shut, that way no accidental breathing?
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
Finally we know what the Department of Homeland Security wanted us to do with the plastic tarps and duct tape. Make an airlock!
Posted by: Stormy Dragon | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
I'm holding my breath along with Jack. For fun.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
Shouldn't he put the duct tape over his mouth and nose?
And wouldn't the gas affect his eyes also?
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
1 mississippi, 2 mississippi
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
Isn't Jack going to have a problem with the nerve gas that got into the room when he opened the door and when he comes back in?
Posted by: Lane-o | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
Yikes...bars...warning...oops!
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:28 PM
HAHAHA GO CHLOE!
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:29 PM
Yay!! Chloe's back!! :P
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:29 PM
krap - now he's disguised as the Unibomber from the world poker tour.
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:29 PM
YAY, Chloe!!
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:30 PM
Wow, Jack is the man. I couldn't hold out that long....
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:30 PM
I just thought of another use for that duct tape...put it over the doc and daughter's mouths!
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:30 PM
Where are the consultants?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:30 PM
UPGRADED my a$$!!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:30 PM
Damn code violations! Who put in that illegal bars in the ventilation shaft?! Call TeamMetro!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:30 PM
So...is Lynn or the red shirt gonna save the day? And die...
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:30 PM
There's bad news for Hobbit Boy.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:31 PM
Uh-oh, Hobbit's gonna go.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:31 PM
redshirt is about to die!!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:31 PM
Die with me...for the ring.
Posted by: Glow | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
call your wife dude, its game over
Posted by: Jerry | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
I think Harry is gonna cause a problem.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
....for those of you who can't swim, thank you for flying TWA...
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
"Don't go all Gollum on me Harry!"
Posted by: bizrey | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
Samwise is about to be brave!
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
This is why Hobbit was still listed as a "guest star."
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
oh krap - why did the hobbit hide with the redshirt?
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
I'm sorry, Mr. Frodo...there's no other way...we must go through the room filled with Gollum's gas...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:32 PM
Lynn will quit the program and then the program will quit him.
Posted by: allie701 | March 13, 2006 at 09:33 PM
Argh! It's that commercial from the Oscars! They're NOT OVER YET! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 13, 2006 at 09:33 PM
The fat one knows....
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:33 PM
OK, are there more commercials this week, or is the action just faster and it just SEEMS there are more?
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 09:33 PM
centox got into the restaurant!
Posted by: Stevo | March 13, 2006 at 09:33 PM
Weird commercial..
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:34 PM
Why don't they all go behind the wall?
Posted by: not dave | March 13, 2006 at 09:34 PM
Sean Austin as Sir No Longer Appearing In This Film.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 09:34 PM
Behind what wall?
Posted by: daisymae | March 13, 2006 at 09:34 PM