24

To summarize the situation: Last week, in downtown Los Angeles -- which is famous for this kind of traffic snafu -- the terrorists attacked the Russian president's motorcade, which also contained the First Lady. The terrorists used machine guns, a missile and a flamethrower, apparently purchased at one of the many Terrorist Depot stores in Southern California, but CTU thwarted the attack, and now the terrorists are threatening, for like the 300th time, to unleash the Fatal Deadly Lethal Toxic Nerve Gas Canisters of Death, which have been trucked all over Southern California and are currently on a VIP tour of Knott's Berry Farm. Jack Bauer was not involved in the thwarting because he was locked in a room with a bomb, which blew up and pretty much knocked down the building, but of course it did not in any way harm Jack.

Meanwhile back at CTU HQ the Hobbit has been removed from power via a Section 112. The president is still an idiot (I mean the one in the show). Jack's hot new girlfriend is still totally missing from the plot. Audrey continues to play a major role in the plot. They are trying to make us like Audrey this year by not having her weep everytime somebody farts, but it is not going to work.Edgar continues to grow exponentially and is currently the size of New Zealand.

I leave the analysis of tonight's show in your hands. Good luck. If you see a montage, you have mistakenly tuned in to the Academy Awards, which are just starting to wind down.

Comments

[Antonio]

Quick! Get the perimeter schematics!

[mnich]

('cept maybe a Mr. Almeida....)

[FleaBailey]

RoboCop's a goner.

[KDF, The]

399! Go bloglits, go!

[wolfie]

You're safe for another 15 minutes RJ. He has to save CTU first.

[Kevin in Jacksonville]

Now the terrorists will call the robot ninjas to take over.

[readingbtl]

No Buckaroo he has a couple of more episodes in him...

[Glow]

Did Kim do something to her lips? They're distracting me.

I think Barry is the evil Wraith.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Create a perimeter! Get your schematics! Go to section 112! FLANK 2! FLANK 3! FLANK SOMETHING!!!

[jim]

lynn is inside...

except he was re-insided only an hour ago...

maybe he needs to be de-re-insided

lock down!!!

[KOW]

I think I'm part cat. I've had several mini heart attacks in past 1.5 hours.

And considerate of all terrorists to schedule gas releases near the top of the hour in order to round off an episode nicely. They're not all self serving bastards.

[shane]

How do all the terrorists always know exactly WHERE CTU is?

Like, on the back on the keycard, does it say, "If lost, return to _____________________"???

[Antonio]

On the whole, I've enjoyed tonights episodes. Didn't even get to make popcorn!

[homeybeef]

Season 2: Kim enters CTU and terrorists blow it up
The Game: Kim enters CTU and terrorists take it over
Season 5: Kim enters CTU adn terrorists sneak in and use a canister
Can they not let Kim in CTU anymore

[Glow]

We need Curtis to come in and make that coffeepot run all over again.

[Antonio]

HAHAHA Nice, homeybeef!!!

[FleaBailey]

I'm sayin' RoboCop's toast. And so is little drug tech, who Jack has left to take care of RoboCop ALL BY HIMSELF.

[bizrey]

Go ahead! Try him! Try him!

[Reddish Jode]

The only person who can stop the Prisonbreak execution is.....

JACK BAUER!

[Kevin in Jacksonville]

March 20th?

What the hell happens next week? A 70's Show marathon?

[Glow]

Come on, Edgar. Time to suddenly recall a conversation.

[mnich]

uh oh...where's kim

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Edgar, run his face through recognition software. Jack, run his face up and down the floor!

[bizrey]

wait a sec!!! is EDGAR gonna die?!?

[Nate]

He has one of our men... and a bad combover!

[Adonis]

*snork* @ TH.Cguy!

[Glow]

Edgar is going eat the terrorist!

[StevO]

Just like Star Trek, the security guards are the first to go..

[CoastRaven]

The RedShirt bought the farm... SURPRISE!!

[Glow]

Terrorist: Damn, I should have made it 25 minutes.

[Antonio]

You know, I work for the gov and this crap happens ALL THE TIME! hehe

[johnson]

Stage Left - Enter distraught but HOT Kim Bauer
Que the chaos - Terrorist guy with semi accent has used his Honeycomb hideout secret CTU code breaker - it's CTU come on it's like a cardboard fortress
Stage Right- Bill tells Tony that this Christopher dude is responsible for Michelle's death
Back Stage - careful surprise twist story writer puts Christopher to be moved next door to Tony's room (hmm what do you think Tony is going to do?)
Chaos Alert - The Gaassss is insssside
Chloe SAYZ Lock it Down! and that's good enough for me - *she is so HOT when she tells be to do stuff*
Hobbit Alert - He is so in trouble! Oh yeah sorry I lost my high level access credentials and thought I'd just report that later - oops guess that was a mistake

[Sam G.]

I couldn't hear, but I'm assuming that Edgar got up either to save the day or to go to the bathroom.

[CoastRaven]

psychicsimul with Stevo... & I dont even know him!!

[Glow]

Yeah, another one down! Tonight is dead people's night!

[Momanon]

Isn't that the same "inept guard" uniform from Austin Powers?

[Kevin in Jacksonville]

You'd think at one point they'd run out of terrorists

[Antonio]

ooo a PSP

[bizrey]

LMAO I wonder if that guy crapped his pants when Jack yelled FREEZE!

[FleaBailey]

Aw hell Jack, why didn't you shoot him in the thigh?

[Sam G.]

CODE 6!!!

[StevO]

the big red E

[Reddish Jode]

A Schematic A Schematic!

And a new Code. CODE 6.

[CoastRaven]

CODE SIX WAS THE OLD EVACUATION CODE!!!!

[Alfred]

I am not watching the show. But I agree with FleaBailey.

[Kevin in Jacksonville]

Code six!!!

[Glow]

Eat tje camoster. Edgar!

[Sam G.]

Bye, Edgar. It was nice knowing you.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

OMG! After all this work, a canister is deployed AT CTU. What a world!

[Reddish Jode]

Whew Edger! Was that you?

[Antonio]

No Edgar....

[CoastRaven]

well it seems thats more secure than the NSA

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Damn...I want that type of hurricane protection for my house!

[Glow]

wow! I suddenly sound like a terrorist! I meant to say: EAT THE CANISTER, EDGAR!

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

It's like the Starship Enterprise during an alien attack!

[Antonio]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[CoastRaven]

A Montage!!

[Fred]

Edgar dies a virgin!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

I hope a nuclear reactor isn't going to melt down soon...

[Kevin in Jacksonville]

well that sucked

[StevO]

Guess they'll be hiring..

[bizrey]

crap

[Antonio]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[wolfie]

Woah. Now that's a body count.

[Glow]

Wow! I'm suddenly sad. And hungry.

[Momanon]

No beep beep? Have they ever done that before?

[Stolzi]

No! Not Edgar!

[Sam G.]

And now: A tribute to thoes who have left us this year...

[Reddish Jode]

Edgar died.

He was too big to live among mere mortals!

[Nate]

*Sniff* edgar. No beeps at the end?

Was tony in the clinical isolation?

[Bob]

EDGAR!!!!!!

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Somehow I knew Edgar wasn't long for this world. (I think he won the "You can be on 24 for 3 Episodes" Contest)

[Antonio]

Well, we wanted to see death... plenty here!

[Betsy]

See, Chloe??? Aren't you sorry you couldn't even manage a mercy f*ck???

[Glow]

CTU hiring, like, tomorrow....

[JBismyhomeboy]

i cannot laugh anymore.

[shane]

oh, that SUCKS.

[johnson]

Edgar is down

[Bill Peschel]

"And now: A tribute to thoes who have left us this year..."

I hope Don Knotts is in *this* one.

[Antonio]

It seems to me you lived your life like a whopper in the wind...

[FleaBailey]

Well, he's never been happy since Momma was radiated to death.

[Sam G.]

I'm really going to miss the exponential growth and whatnot...

[Bill Peschel]

*waves cigarette lighter in the air*

[Clarise S]

Why doesn't CTU have any Gas Masks???

[shane]

SOMEONE ELSE BITES IT NEXT WEEK?!?!

Something tells me it ain't gonna be Kim's shrink either.

[Glow]

What is the point of deploying the canister at CTU anyway? Another diversion? Next stop...gas the White House????

[Nate]

Sacrifice lynn!

[homeybeef]

They are killing everyone this season

[slyeyes]

!

I just got home, turned on the tube in time to see Edgar say "Chloe" and collapse.

YIKES!

Krispie Kremes everywhere breathed a sigh of relief.

[Antonio]

Well people, see you all next week!

[JBismyhomeboy]

I think Chloe & Barry are going to form a close relationship....or maybe she'll just tell him off

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Here lies Edgar
On the Floor
Thought Doughnuts would do him in
Just not gas, coming through the door.

[bizrey]

Aaaaaand I bet Tony makes the ultimate sacrifice next...after he takes a scalpel robocop. Good thing they're sealed in together >:)

[Betsy]

So maybe Edgar had been stress eating since he discovered they were gonna write him outta the script. OK...Make a note of this: CTU folks who gain or lose inordinate amounts of weight are DOOMED.

[Glow]

Rest In Peace, Edgar. A lot of you will be missed.

[shane]

Tenure sure don't come easy to the cast of 24. This show without Edgar will be like Cheers without Norm.

[Adonis]

CRAP! See! This is why we need to be careful what we wish for! We want killing, and they whack the E-man!

[Glow]

did the end with 24 percent of CTU is disabled (dead)? 24? Geddit, geddit?

[Glow]

Well, nobody at AICN said anything about Edgar. *pout

[mnich]

amazed it wasn't Edgar's own gas that killed him