24

To summarize the situation: Last week, in downtown Los Angeles -- which is famous for this kind of traffic snafu -- the terrorists attacked the Russian president's motorcade, which also contained the First Lady. The terrorists used machine guns, a missile and a flamethrower, apparently purchased at one of the many Terrorist Depot stores in Southern California, but CTU thwarted the attack, and now the terrorists are threatening, for like the 300th time, to unleash the Fatal Deadly Lethal Toxic Nerve Gas Canisters of Death, which have been trucked all over Southern California and are currently on a VIP tour of Knott's Berry Farm. Jack Bauer was not involved in the thwarting because he was locked in a room with a bomb, which blew up and pretty much knocked down the building, but of course it did not in any way harm Jack.

Meanwhile back at CTU HQ the Hobbit has been removed from power via a Section 112. The president is still an idiot (I mean the one in the show). Jack's hot new girlfriend is still totally missing from the plot. Audrey continues to play a major role in the plot. They are trying to make us like Audrey this year by not having her weep everytime somebody farts, but it is not going to work.Edgar continues to grow exponentially and is currently the size of New Zealand.

I leave the analysis of tonight's show in your hands. Good luck. If you see a montage, you have mistakenly tuned in to the Academy Awards, which are just starting to wind down.

Comments

[Antonio]

Glow, I see you read AICN hehehe

[Sam G.]

Oh God...A cleavage/bodyguard subplot.

[Antonio]

She's gonna kiss Aaron W00t!!! Action for Aaron!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

First Cleavage and Aaron, sitting in a tree...

[Antonio]

Mike is a Rooster block!

[philintexas]

Jack's getting soft... he should shoot terrorist wife in the thigh just on principle

[Glow]

Holding hands with the SS! Hah! Madame Canisters have plans.

[Betsy]

quick...someone more experienced than I: whats the name of the guy FC was holding fingertips with???

[Stolzi]

there he goes with the GURNEY OF DEATH!!!

[Antonio]

Betsy,... Aaron

[philintexas]

The terrorist retirement plan REALLY sucks!

[kathleen]

ohhh... he's being badddddd

I,m goin to tell his mom!

[Betsy]

Hmmmmm.....I brilliantly deduce that this must be Aaron.

thank you , all

[tropichunt.com guy™]

KDF: Just doin' my blogit/patriotic duty...

[Antonio]

LOL @ Phill!
Full Dental.... records.

[Betsy]

So the quasi-Russianoid terrorists have enlisted the help of a pseudo-Arabish suicide bomber??? Sorry...the accents just DON'T work. could you, like, wear Nationality Tags or something?

[Glow]

Hey Antonio, having a blonde moment--what is AICN?

[Antonio]

Was the hospital guy a mexican?

[Antonio]

Aint it cool news. They basically spoiled what is going to happen tonight in FULL detail. Someone dies tonight :)

[RRT]

I will bow to KDF's uncommon blog knowledge in that she would have stopped the attack if he had just let her! To prove it, (and that I'm a lier) here you go

[1950's Mom]

Attention Attention:

The IPEX has gone wireless!

That is all.

This message will self distruct in T minus 5

[Betsy]

antonio...I don't think so. His zealous willingness not to Let Them Down sounds a lot like he's expecting 72 virgins any minute.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Ha! Terrorists steal music?!? Who woulda thunk? Is that going to be the litmus test for our law enforcement agencies?

[1950's Mom]

4

[1950's Mom]

4

[1950's Mom]

3

[Kathleen]

hey whos buying the video game

maybe they'll have a blog for that too

and who wouldn't want that!
say 123 if you want that

[tropichunt.com guy™]

To quote Jack: Damnit!

[bizrey]

Arrrrgh!!! They're gonna go after Kim for leverage against Jack!! -_- Here we go again...

[Kat]

Jack said please & she wouldn't give up the password...now he should shoot her.

[LucyVanPelt]

2, 1

Boom

[Stolzi]

They've got a perimeter but it's just a soft one.

[Glow]

Christopher is so in trouble now. He downloads and exchanges music files. You know he's going to get a big fine.

[RRT]

TH.Cguy! Let KDF try!

[Betsy]

Russian national, my ass.

[Antonio]

You're right, Betsy. He isn't mexican. I'm hispanic and when he said "Even if you don't make it out" I woulod have just quit and gone back to Taco Bell...

[tropichunt.com guy™]

So, Arab sounding guy is Russian. I don't think the nationality name tags would have helped with that one...

[KOW]

Shutting down the ventilation worked so brilliantly the first time. Why don't they do it again now? And nice with the NICU babies being the only ones in the line of fire; can they tug on the heartstrings any harder?

[tropichunt.com guy™]

*sigh*
Won't this ever stop?

[Antonio]

ALL RIGHT, MANNING!!!

[wldwmyn]

can they save everyone by putting the cannister in a big ziplock bag? will that fall under protocol?

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Lessee...the patient has a heartbeat...and is on the gurnee. Why don't you just put it in a giant container and be done with it?

[Glow]

Chemical Response Team! That looks like my coffee canister, actually.

[Betsy]

The canister is "ON" I repeat, it is "ON".
Not "OFF", but "ON".

[Bill Peschel]

AICN = Ain't it cool news

Hey, this is a current thread. I usually read this a day too late. It's just like being on TV (waves at commenters!)

[Antonio]

Seal turns green ziplock!

[RRT]

*sigh*

fine, TH.Cguy. I was trying to be chivilrous, but no. You saw KDF, I tried.

[bizrey]

Yeah. Terroist guy? About those 72 virgins? We forgot to tell you it's a 72 Dungeons & Dragons players with casual attitudes towards personal hygiene.

[jlfintx]

I just can't post tonight after just learning about Kirby Puckett. Dang, I am numb.

[Antonio]

Welcome, Bill. My first time here, too.

[Stolzi]

Shoot her, Kat? Nah, he should just have gone for her eyeball.

Notice Tony was fully dressed under his hospital gown? Unusual, that.

[Bill Peschel]

Thanks, I'll sit back now and watch.

This is moving faster than the show.

[RRT]

Infection total: 44

That is all

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Once again, thanks, Al Michaels. That is all.

[Antonio]

Kirby died??? :( I met him once. Stand up guy.

[Betsy]

Is that the language real canister-totin' and fightin' folks use? don't they say, "It's armed" or "the timing device has been activated" or something? Not "It's ON"...

[Marwan]

....Jack thinks ***man when can I use the bathroom***

[LucyVanPelt]

TropicHG--perhaps it has something to do with the robot. I know no html to begin or end italics, however my posts were sent to the robot. Anyone else having that problem?

[Glow]

So meanwhile...Tony is composing some arias. Hobbitboy is still trying to talk to his sister because for some reason no one at CTU knows how to deactivate his keycard so outsiders can't enter....Meanwhile, Jack is jamming it up on Christopher's secret music stash.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Okay...that is scary...we both said the same thing at the same time...I'm worried now.

[Antonio]

Maybe the bomb shows the new XMen trailer....

[Kat]

Stolzi, how about a double, eyeball & thigh?

[Kat]

Stolzi, how about a double, eyeball & thigh?

[Sam G.]

Bad man's coming home, and Jack's talking to Chloe with an invisible phone.

[Glow]

Doesn't Chloe do anything but LISTEN to Jack Bauer?

[Stolzi]

Hot dog, maybe he can go for Christopher's eyeball!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Sheesh...

Make it stop! Make the Barry Manilow Music stop!

Chloe: I can't do it, Jack! I already have 3 analysts on it! Don't make me use 4!

[Betsy]

that handcuff yourself stuff is just too kinky

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Damn, Robocop knows Jack's protocols. I bet he might know about Flank 2!

[Sam G.]

"People are gonna start dying!"
Does Jack have to shout that at someone every episode?

[Glow]

Yes yes yes, shoot his thigh!

[RRT]

Wow. I think that Marwan accidentally set off the italics. How ironic was that. I swear it wasn't me! But maybe this time!

[Kat]

Money is from the Christmas Club account

[Antonio]

POW BAM!

[bbescuela]

If they do a dead guy montage, it better have Don Knotts in it.

[philintexas]

MY MAN JACK!!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

HA! Robocop didn't see that coming!

[Brian Day]

bold off?

[Glow]

HOLY COW! Jack is my hero again!

[Stolzi]

Y'all satisfied? He shot her in the thigh!

[Sam G.]

Oh my God! Jack!
It's not in the thigh! It's above the kneecap.

[Kat]

everybody drink

[wolfie]

I missed the first hour but come back to a thigh shooting. WooHoo

[Momanon]

Thigh Shot!!! I am SO doing a shot!

[Brian Day]

italics off?

[bizrey]

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside -- that's not good is it?

[KOW]

I knew she was going to end up shot, but still MAN. Jack is so god.

[JBismyhomeboy]

is the containment unit a garbage bag?

[Antonio]

Glug glug.

[jlfintx]

Oh, now we're talking. Shoot her again. (sorry Kirby)

[Glow]

Go go go go go! We need the bathroom!

[LargeBill]

Finally he shoots someone.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Okay, Curtis isn't wearing gloves or full headgear..that's smart...

[Antonio]

Run TOWARDS the crowd!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Curtis was trained by Wackenhut, apparently...

[JBismyhomeboy]

oh i miss chase

[Glow]

And MY COFFEE gets done that way too!

[Stolzi]

Yay, Curtis!!!!!!!!!!

[RRT]

Good job Wolfie. I think that I will stop now, for real. I swear. No really! I'll quit!

[Antonio]

Bye bye, crack ho. Seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind...