YUM
Nothin' like a big ol' plate o' beans 'n' bird's head.
(Via Sploid)
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OK, so the buyer got beaned in more ways than one. What's the big deal?
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | February 20, 2006 at 10:10 AM
2nd?
*snork* @ insom AND Mad SB
Posted by: daisymae | February 20, 2006 at 10:15 AM
'limited recall?' How do they know which cans have the bird's heads?
Posted by: daisymae | February 20, 2006 at 10:16 AM
A bird in the can is worth two in the Bush(es baked beans).
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 20, 2006 at 10:19 AM
But did the "alleged head" have bird flu??
Posted by: Guin | February 20, 2006 at 10:20 AM
Refried Birds Head
Try adding THAT to your tacos!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | February 20, 2006 at 10:23 AM
A bird in the beans is worth two in the Bushes, I always say.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 20, 2006 at 10:29 AM
Quick! Rush this to the lab and run a Bird Head Authenticity screen on it
Posted by: Betsy | February 20, 2006 at 10:30 AM
Flipping the Bushes the bird ain't worth beans.
Posted by: Al Franken | February 20, 2006 at 10:31 AM
It would HAVE to be a quail's head, wouldn't it? Watch out for the birdshot! That'll break a tooth in a heartbeat!
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | February 20, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Quite a can of worms they're opening here, but maybe that's what attracted the bird.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 20, 2006 at 10:48 AM
Memo To La Preferida Lab Messinger Service Urgent -- Heads up. Make sure that this delivery arrives sometime towards the end of next week -- and no sooner. Signed, Al Queda, Manager, Illinois Department of Public Health
Posted by: herb | February 20, 2006 at 10:50 AM
*wonders if this is the same deal as the finger in the Wendy's chili*
Posted by: Eleanor | February 20, 2006 at 11:11 AM
Jeezely -- big opportunity missed here!
If it "looks like a bird's beak ..." they should've sold it on eBay!
Posted by: U.O | February 20, 2006 at 11:57 AM
Key Quote from the unabridged article:
She's just like, ‘What do I do?' and I said, ‘I don't freaking know,'” Springmire said.
So then she's all "OMGWTFBBQ, DO something!" and I'm just like, "You know, lady, this is going to just take some time." Gaah.
Posted by: MOTW | February 20, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Dick Cheney has just issued the following statement in response to charges that he is involved in this incident: "No comment. BLAM! Ooops. Sorry Mr. Gonzales."
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | February 20, 2006 at 12:41 PM
OK, so like, where's the rest of the bird? feet? innards?
Posted by: TCK | February 20, 2006 at 12:53 PM
Man talk about a terrible Birds Eye view.
What happens if people like the birds in there chili.
Posted by: Alfred | February 20, 2006 at 12:55 PM
"Free beanie birdie inside!"
or "Open the can with the prize inside and you win (millions by suing us for distress and emotional trauma)!!!"
The town in which this product was processed is changing its name to "UNeaton."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2006 at 02:10 PM
I'll have to tell granny to whip me up some of them beans 'n' bird's head. Sounds like it would probably go well with the mustard greens and possum innards.
Posted by: Jed Clampett | February 20, 2006 at 02:15 PM
*outside the LaPreferida plant, workers sadly change sign to " '0' days without a bird head incident".*
Posted by: insomniac | February 20, 2006 at 02:16 PM
*snork* at insom
(no, really)
Posted by: TCK | February 20, 2006 at 02:23 PM
What are they complaining about? It's just a little extra protein.
Posted by: Mew | February 20, 2006 at 02:44 PM
yes Mew, but the problem is that they just wanted plain old regular beans - not beaked beans.
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 20, 2006 at 02:48 PM
'beaked beans' har.
how come this cool stuff never happens to me? i never win anything.
she won the blue-footed-boobie-prize.
just gettin' warmed up, folks. be patient.
Posted by: occam's lady schick | February 20, 2006 at 03:06 PM
They grow ostrich in Eaton...just west of SR 3 at the light, north side of the road. I don't think an ostrich head would fit in a can of beans...of course, it would depend on the size of the can. (And how many beans were in the can.)
Posted by: no name please | February 20, 2006 at 03:37 PM
"It's highly unusual for a bird to get in there."
What, so are some things more usual? Like rats?
Posted by: BoredCrow | February 20, 2006 at 03:37 PM
“There are still many unanswered questions, buxt we have decided to err on the side of safety,” ...and include random x's wherever we feel necessary.
Posted by: adonis | February 20, 2006 at 04:43 PM
can't believe no one else has said this yet --
Beak. It's what's for dinner. ™
* cue Aaron Copland's Rodeo suite*
Posted by: MOTW | February 21, 2006 at 09:54 AM
is it like haggis, but on a much smaller scale???
Posted by: queensbee | February 21, 2006 at 11:19 AM
No one got hurt? What about the bird?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 21, 2006 at 05:54 PM