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February 12, 2006

YUM

Calamari, anyone?

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I guess that would be known as "beach kill" as opposed to "road kill."

I don't want to eat it even when my husbands mother cooks it!

"husband's" Oh, and my first FIRST !

five hundred tons of squid on the beach
five hundred tons of squid
serve a few pounds, germs making the rounds
fill up every ER that's in reach!

*hands Lisa her first first badge*

And the obligatory and well deserved *snork* at Insom.

Thank you Bumble. I'm so proud.

um... who needs to be reminded not to eat decomposing sea creatures? doesn't the smell give warning enough?

Global Warming - what else is there to say?
Except one wonders why they didn't get to them faster so they could serve them for lunch???

Chile-an'-Squid sounds like food you'd eat on a dare.

Good job Lisa, I think I have only gotten a first once and I have been reading this blog for 1½ years now!! Well then again I only recently started posting again. Um I cant even begin to imagine the smell coming from those trucks heading down the highway to dispose of them (how you would dispose of tons of decaqyed squid I dont even know)

*decayed*

Diner: "Waiter, what's this dosidicus gigas doing in my chili?

Waiter: "Decomposing, sir. Fresh pepper?"

Diner: "Ooh, yes, please."

OFF TOPIC:

I'm at work by myself and the printer just kicked on and...gulp...I didn't send anything to print !!!!

What does that mean??

It means you're off topic.

bbescuela-AAAHHH, no mercy for the terrified. Just the same, I'd feel better if someone came w/me to look around.

Lisa - either somebody else is there, or the place is haunted - my suggestion:

RUN!!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

*beginning riffs of "Who Made Who" *

Okay, I looked around and I am alone. So either TCK is right and the place it haunted, or it’s just the telekinetic energy from the blog.

Tenticles, why did it have to be tenticles????


My ex-husband (ex for reasons such as this) used to order calamari and let the tenticles hang out of his mouth and wiggle.......eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

And he wonders why I didn't like to kiss him after that!

The visuals I am having are making me gag Punkin - I would say good call on the ex part!!

Were they tenticles or tes...never mind.

Lisa, the phone call is coming from inside the printer.

Mmm...decaying squid. Who's up for going to Chili's? Ooooh...it's Chile, not Chili's. Meh. Who's up for going to Chili's? At least they don't have decaying squid.

Punkin Poo, I'm confused about the thing with your ex. I mean, you're a regular at a blog where the height of humor usually involves the word BOOGER.

Are you saying your ex's sense of humor was too high-brow?

qetzal, I'm saying HE FRIKKIN HAD TENTICLES HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH!! Gross!

Now, on occasion I too have had testi, um, things in my mouth, but I didn't wiggle th...okay, perhaps a bad analogy.

Point being - I don't want to kiss anything that will adhere to my gums, okay?

Crap, if something out in the ocean is killing literally tons of squid and fish, my Chilean vacation just ended.

Also, my browser is WAAAAAAY fast, (the only plausible explaination) thusly I really got something like 647.234 seconds on Escapa. Heres a

TIP TO ENABLE ESCAPA ADDICTION:

Save that page to your hard drive so you can play it even when you don't have an internet connection!
Enjoy my own personal phycosis!

Lisa, can people you work with work from home? Maybe they sent a document to the printer from home.

But in the meantime, if you run into anyone in the hallway wearing a hockey mask, RUN!!!!

Nicole-I think you're right. I think I heard someone call me Sydney!

Sly-People working from home? Probably a more sane explanation, but I'm putting on my sneakers, just in case!

Ooops still had screen name from unrelated post.

Just so we're all aware, Decomposing Sea Creatures WBAGNFARB.

Someone wanna pass me the marinara sauce?

Lisa, I was working alone one weekend at the office and was surprised to find out I had to wait for a 300 page job to finish printing. Someone was working from home and thought she could have the document print while no one was there and she wouldn't be hogging it during prime time.

It means you're off topic.

ROFL!
LMAO!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giggling*

But I'm nonetheless sympathetic to Lisa's situation - really.
*wide-eyed look*

I'm with sly on the explanation.

Lisa - it's probably just an envious poltergeist that is jealous of the technology surrounding you. But maybe not.

Sly & Stupe-I think it was the energy from the blog. When I looked at the 25-page print out it was:

YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE

*snorks!* at Lisa

Lisa - this might be the first salvo in our coming war against the machines, a la Terminator Three.

...experts are unsure of why the squid washed up on the beach...

I know why they were all on the beach - they were on their way to the International Cephalopod Conference!

Jacki, good call on the "Decomposing Sea Creatures" NFARB. If that one's already taken, "Decomposing Squid" or 'Decomposing Humboldts" might work almost as well.


[Of course you all know that when the folks who write music get old they don't die, they just decompose, right?]

PS, does "...the scientific name 'Dosidicus gigas'" sound vaguely obscene to anyone else?

"PS, does "...the scientific name 'Dosidicus gigas'" sound vaguely obscene to anyone else?

M S, heh.. especially so if ya know they're aka diablos rojos (red devils)

testcopy;

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