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I guess that would be known as "beach kill" as opposed to "road kill."
I don't want to eat it even when my husbands mother cooks it!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 03:26 PM
"husband's" Oh, and my first FIRST !
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 03:27 PM
five hundred tons of squid on the beach
five hundred tons of squid
serve a few pounds, germs making the rounds
fill up every ER that's in reach!
Posted by: insomniac | February 12, 2006 at 03:27 PM
*hands Lisa her first first badge*
Posted by: Bumble | February 12, 2006 at 03:31 PM
And the obligatory and well deserved *snork* at Insom.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 03:31 PM
Thank you Bumble. I'm so proud.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 03:33 PM
um... who needs to be reminded not to eat decomposing sea creatures? doesn't the smell give warning enough?
Posted by: mathmom | February 12, 2006 at 03:37 PM
Global Warming - what else is there to say?
Except one wonders why they didn't get to them faster so they could serve them for lunch???
Posted by: Eleanor | February 12, 2006 at 03:37 PM
Chile-an'-Squid sounds like food you'd eat on a dare.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | February 12, 2006 at 03:43 PM
Good job Lisa, I think I have only gotten a first once and I have been reading this blog for 1½ years now!! Well then again I only recently started posting again. Um I cant even begin to imagine the smell coming from those trucks heading down the highway to dispose of them (how you would dispose of tons of decaqyed squid I dont even know)
Posted by: ©hris (formerly audidealer) | February 12, 2006 at 04:02 PM
*decayed*
Posted by: ©hris | February 12, 2006 at 04:05 PM
Diner: "Waiter, what's this dosidicus gigas doing in my chili?
Waiter: "Decomposing, sir. Fresh pepper?"
Diner: "Ooh, yes, please."
Posted by: Lairbo | February 12, 2006 at 04:06 PM
OFF TOPIC:
I'm at work by myself and the printer just kicked on and...gulp...I didn't send anything to print !!!!
What does that mean??
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 04:07 PM
It means you're off topic.
Posted by: bbescuela | February 12, 2006 at 04:12 PM
bbescuela-AAAHHH, no mercy for the terrified. Just the same, I'd feel better if someone came w/me to look around.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 04:17 PM
Lisa - either somebody else is there, or the place is haunted - my suggestion:
RUN!!
Posted by: TCK | February 12, 2006 at 04:22 PM
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
*beginning riffs of "Who Made Who" *
Posted by: lisa's printer | February 12, 2006 at 04:27 PM
Okay, I looked around and I am alone. So either TCK is right and the place it haunted, or it’s just the telekinetic energy from the blog.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 04:31 PM
Tenticles, why did it have to be tenticles????
My ex-husband (ex for reasons such as this) used to order calamari and let the tenticles hang out of his mouth and wiggle.......eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
And he wonders why I didn't like to kiss him after that!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | February 12, 2006 at 04:43 PM
The visuals I am having are making me gag Punkin - I would say good call on the ex part!!
Posted by: ©hris | February 12, 2006 at 04:46 PM
Were they tenticles or tes...never mind.
Posted by: bbescuela | February 12, 2006 at 04:46 PM
Lisa, the phone call is coming from inside the printer.
Posted by: nicole | February 12, 2006 at 05:24 PM
Mmm...decaying squid. Who's up for going to Chili's? Ooooh...it's Chile, not Chili's. Meh. Who's up for going to Chili's? At least they don't have decaying squid.
Posted by: nicole | February 12, 2006 at 05:27 PM
Punkin Poo, I'm confused about the thing with your ex. I mean, you're a regular at a blog where the height of humor usually involves the word BOOGER.
Are you saying your ex's sense of humor was too high-brow?
Posted by: qetzal | February 12, 2006 at 05:29 PM
qetzal, I'm saying HE FRIKKIN HAD TENTICLES HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH!! Gross!
Now, on occasion I too have had testi, um, things in my mouth, but I didn't wiggle th...okay, perhaps a bad analogy.
Point being - I don't want to kiss anything that will adhere to my gums, okay?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | February 12, 2006 at 05:51 PM
Crap, if something out in the ocean is killing literally tons of squid and fish, my Chilean vacation just ended.
Also, my browser is WAAAAAAY fast, (the only plausible explaination) thusly I really got something like 647.234 seconds on Escapa. Heres a
TIP TO ENABLE ESCAPA ADDICTION:
Save that page to your hard drive so you can play it even when you don't have an internet connection!
Enjoy my own personal phycosis!
Posted by: adonis | February 12, 2006 at 05:58 PM
Lisa, can people you work with work from home? Maybe they sent a document to the printer from home.
But in the meantime, if you run into anyone in the hallway wearing a hockey mask, RUN!!!!
Posted by: slyeyes | February 12, 2006 at 06:01 PM
Nicole-I think you're right. I think I heard someone call me Sydney!
Sly-People working from home? Probably a more sane explanation, but I'm putting on my sneakers, just in case!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa (not sucking up at all) Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 06:03 PM
Ooops still had screen name from unrelated post.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 06:08 PM
Just so we're all aware, Decomposing Sea Creatures WBAGNFARB.
Someone wanna pass me the marinara sauce?
Posted by: Jacki | February 12, 2006 at 06:12 PM
Lisa, I was working alone one weekend at the office and was surprised to find out I had to wait for a 300 page job to finish printing. Someone was working from home and thought she could have the document print while no one was there and she wouldn't be hogging it during prime time.
Posted by: slyeyes | February 12, 2006 at 06:15 PM
It means you're off topic.
ROFL!
LMAO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giggling*
But I'm nonetheless sympathetic to Lisa's situation - really.
*wide-eyed look*
I'm with sly on the explanation.
Posted by: Eleanor | February 12, 2006 at 07:08 PM
Lisa - it's probably just an envious poltergeist that is jealous of the technology surrounding you. But maybe not.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | February 12, 2006 at 09:16 PM
Sly & Stupe-I think it was the energy from the blog. When I looked at the 25-page print out it was:
YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE YAY DAVE
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 12, 2006 at 11:06 PM
*snorks!* at Lisa
Posted by: Stupendous Man | February 13, 2006 at 02:16 AM
Lisa - this might be the first salvo in our coming war against the machines, a la Terminator Three.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | February 13, 2006 at 02:33 AM
...experts are unsure of why the squid washed up on the beach...
I know why they were all on the beach - they were on their way to the International Cephalopod Conference!
Posted by: Militant Grammarian | February 13, 2006 at 10:13 AM
Jacki, good call on the "Decomposing Sea Creatures" NFARB. If that one's already taken, "Decomposing Squid" or 'Decomposing Humboldts" might work almost as well.
[Of course you all know that when the folks who write music get old they don't die, they just decompose, right?]
PS, does "...the scientific name 'Dosidicus gigas'" sound vaguely obscene to anyone else?
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | February 13, 2006 at 10:39 AM
"PS, does "...the scientific name 'Dosidicus gigas'" sound vaguely obscene to anyone else?
M S, heh.. especially so if ya know they're aka diablos rojos (red devils)
Posted by: just sayin' | February 13, 2006 at 11:32 PM
testcopy;
Posted by: southerngirl | March 22, 2006 at 03:14 PM