YAYYY

Bessie has been found! And the members of the WLTX News Team ("On Your Side") are so excited they appear to be groping each other.

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[KDF]

Bumble, we had a whole hair products discussion the other night. It got bad, so we had to take it offline. But suffice it to say that you're among *foom* headed friends. :)

[southerngirl]

no girls' night is complete until the boys show up.

Posted by: KDF | 11:08 PM on May 21, 2006

so true...;)

and Bumble, I own a comb (for when my hair is wet) and a brush (for when it's dry.)

and a blow dryer to get from point A to point B. ;)

SSA-I thought FOOM! was a good thing.

me too!

[Bumble]

KDF~ Good to know.

southerngirl~ I own a brush for both my wet and dry state, and though I own a hair dryer, I rarely use it. Makes the foof worse.

[Meanie the Blue]

I thought girls' nights got a lot dirtier than this. What good is blurking if it's all about hair products and polish?

[sharon share-alike]

It is, s-girl. Trust me...it is! :)

*dumps more anti-frizz goop on head*

[Bumble]

Meanie~ What were you hoping for? An underwear-clad pillow fight? That doesn't happen in real life. Only in men's minds. :-)

[southerngirl]

ASK, I thought Adonis and Alfred were the same person...you're the same person too?!?

[sharon share-alike]

Blue--not when we know the boys are listening in!

(well, not always, anyway!)

[Adonis]

But if you chill with some Cuervo, you'll get a tumble-with-the-Bumble.

[KDF]

I love it when Bumble's here. :)

[southerngirl]

and yet, Blue gets to enjoy an s'girl/bumble simul...

*pulls on clothes and hides pillows*

so Blue's delicate sensibilites aren't offended, of course. :)

[Meanie the Blue]

You're really sure about that, Bumble?

[southerngirl]

Ado, don't keep talkin' 'bout the Cuervo if ya ain't gonna share...;)

[Eleanor]

I have a hairbrush that's a very famous brand that I can't remember right now that's called a "detangler" hairbrush that I bought at Neiman-Marcus.

That's when you know how desperate you are for something that works - but it does!

*zips out to look for brand name*

[The ASK]

d@mn server again

[The ASK]

Sharon - this one's too special to risk the jinx

[Meanie the Blue]

so Blue's delicate sensibilites aren't offended, of course. :)

Posted by: southerngirl | 11:38 PM on May 21, 2006

Try me. I can take it.

[sharon share-alike]

ASK--okay...I'm sending anti-jinx, warm fuzzy happy thoughts your way!

*thwacks ASK with a pillow*

[Eleanor]

I found it - Mason Pearson, London, England.

What's ASK talking about? Are we still having Girls Night?

*confused*

[The ASK]

It was fine until MtB scared Sg into her clothes

[Adonis]

sg, I'm sharing with ASK and blue. If the chick patrol wants some too, that's dandy.

[The ASK]

I have heard that tequila makes her clothes fall off

[The ASK]

Passes the bottle around to the posse

[Eleanor]

*quietly zips out*

[Bumble]

Blue~ They're in jammies, not underwear. I've hit girls with pillows while wearing jammies before.

Adonis, you don't have to tell everyone that!

KDF~ The feeling is mutual. :-)

[KDF]

*smooches Bumble again, then begins her jammie party facial and hair product application*

[The ASK]

El - come back with that bottle!

[The ASK]

Hey - I really don't like the cucumber stuff KDF!

Oh, well if that's what yer doing with it...

[Bumble]

*snicker*

Thank goodness I don't drink. I have a feeling I couldn't hold it very well. My sister wanted to get me drunk when I turned 21, but I have childish tastes; alcohol is, in a word, icky. I told my boss about sis wanting to get me drunk, and she said, "Bea tipsy. There's an image for you."

[southerngirl]

Try me. I can take it.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:45 PM on May 21, 2006

well, ok then!

*hits Blue with a pillow*

*innocent look*

Ado, are ya sharin' or not? ;)

and ASK...

I guess you're tellin' secrets again, huh?

and I'd be ok if only I had a t-shirt...

[The ASK]

any time you're ready to learn...

[Adonis]

See ya guys, gotta leave. I entrust this half-full bottle of Cuervo to sg. 'Night.

[Bumble]

ASK~ Thanks, but I think I'd be safer with Blue or the posse. ;-)

[Bumble]

Night, Adonis!

I've got to go soon, too. Everybody stop being fun for five minutes so I can tear myself away.

[southerngirl]

oops, didn't catch the bottle on its last round...

[Bumble]

99 bottles of beer on the blog, 99 bottles of beer...

[southerngirl]

thanks, Ado, it's in good hands...;)

*stops bein' fun*

[Bumble]

...take one down and snork it around...

[The ASK]

now b, how can you say that?

[sharon share-alike]

Well...at least we know Adonis is a "the Cuervo bottle is half-full" kinda guy.

Bumble--I'm not sure Blue will take that as a compliment, hon! :) But yeah...you know the Posse has your back.

*ahem*

*thwacks ASK with a pillow...again*

[The ASK]

*doubts sg can stop being fun*

[Bumble]

ASK~ Because you were a little to eager for the chance. ;-)

[KDF]

*rrrrips open pillow, sprinkles feathers everywhere*

[Bumble]

Er, make that too eager.

Thanks, KDF. As if my room isn't messy and allergen-filled enough as it is.

[The ASK]

OUCH!

Okay, you can take the books outta the pillowcase next time!

*thwacks back*

[Bumble]

Going to bed now, really. G'night everybody!

[sharon share-alike]

"Ouch...?"

*peers into pillowcase*

HEY! Who put the sockful 'o nickels in my pillow???

*sneezes as feathers go up nose*

[KDF]

pssst, Bumble, they were hypoallergenic feathers

[Meanie the Blue]

pssstt-Sharon, ixnay!

S-G, those are mighty powerful pillows there! Not exactly downy, I would say. But much better. ;)

[sharon share-alike]

'Night, Bumble. I'm with KDF--the Kilt is more fun when you're around!

[The ASK]

b - I'm just always ready to help, ya know?

Glad you'd feel safe with Blue tho. That's sweet.

Sharon - what's with the violence, Sweetie? I'm a lover, not a fighter!

[sharon share-alike]

Aaaannnnd Blue goes for the cheesy pillow joke! :)

Well, I suppose someone had to go there.

pssst...Blue...orrysay!!

[sharon share-alike]

Okay, ASK...in what universe do you live in where pillowfights between the boys and the girls is considered "violent"??

In my experi...er, I mean, I've heard that pillowfights can range from playful to flirty to foreplay.

[Bumble]

Thanks, all. You guys are great. G'night.

[Alfred]

Alfred Checking In. Lets form the A Team Super Zord!!!!

Oh and nice slumber party. What did the pillows do? I mean here they are being used as weapons. This must hurt. Why do the pillows get the short end of the super swing?

All I am saying is give Fleece a chance.

[southerngirl]

*winks at ASK*

KDF, need somethin' to go with those feathers?

[The ASK]

Sharon, I grew up with 3 sisters - pillowfights were always violent from my perspective

[sharon share-alike]

*SNORK* @ s-girl!

[KDF]

*snork* @ Alfred!

sg, you've always got my back. :)

Aaaand... glue 'em!

[southerngirl]

Blue, are ya suggestin' that my pillows need fluffing?

*blinks*

[Sarah J]

Poor, sad pillows. It's a terrible existence, or is it?

[sharon share-alike]

Well, I ain't you sister, babe!

*grin*

Okay, folks...I've used up my quota of funniness for today, so I'm going to call it a night.

*glues a feather for the Posse*

See you anon!

[Meanie the Bleu Cheese]

I got tired of waiting, Sharon.

[sharon share-alike]

Oops.

*tosses an "r" on the end of "you" in previous post*

[southerngirl]

*high fives SSA and KDF*

yeah, sistas!! ;D

[KDF]

Me too, Sharon. Goodnight YAYYY people!

[The ASK]

see you(r) anon?

[southerngirl]

g'nite K and S. :)

ASK...I must've missed somethin' too...

[Meanie the Blue]

S-G, at the risk of getting nickel-socked, I suggest that your pillows are as fluffy as anyone could want them, and need only be given the appropriate attention they deserve.

[The ASK]

SG, why am I glued to the bed?

[The ASK]

*psst - nicely done, Blue*

[Alfred]

Pillow fights in my family. Always had some American Gladiotor event. Charging at each other with pillows, I always won. I finally figured it out later, I was bigger then every one else in my family.

[southerngirl]

aahhh...Blue...I bet you'd like me to "nickel sock" you, huh? ;)

and ASK, why, I have no idea what you're talkin' about...

do ya need help gettin' up?

*sneaks off to prepare crap cam in order to take compromising pictures of ASK*

not that I'd ever use them for evil, or anything...

[Meanie the Blue]

Try me. I can take it.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:45 PM on May 21, 2006

[Meanie the Blue]

psssttt, ASK - looks like she's fallin' for the "Help, I'm stuck to this bed" routine. Nice work.

[The ASK]

Umm.

Sure, SG you can help me up anytime.

[Meanie the Blue]

Cheers, all. This Meanie's got a big day ahead - the Mrs. is getting arthroscopic surgery on her knee tomorrow. I won't be at work, but I'll be pretty busy, so I hope to catch you all on the fly as I can.

[The ASK]

just switched from pm to am - probably outta sleep. at least the bed's comfy.

'night all!

[southerngirl]

*snork* @ Blue!

(and good luck wishes for mrs. the Blue)

'nite all.

[Alfred]

Sorry, for being late again. Every time I post I end up in another blog.

[Sarah J]

Always the same wrong one, or a different one every time?

[Alfred]

different one every time.

[Sarah J]

huh, that is weird.

It's time for me to go to bed. Goodnight YAYYY thread! Sleep well!

[Jeff Meyerson]

My job entails a kind of automotive triage where I figure out what they really need, (no matter what they say they need) where they really are.

Cool. So you are responsible for my waiting 45 minutes for a tow truck, Adonis?

What? Rural Kansas? Oh...never mind.

Seriously, Automotive Triage WBAGNFARB.

So, the most famous resident of Peru is...dead?

Me too, Adonis, because I know FOR SURE that if I were ever in Kansas I would have gotten there because I was lost. :)

Good one, El. The only way you're likely to be in Kansas is if they drop you there with Toto in the balloon.

Calltalker: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I really need to keep this line open for people with dead engines and flat tires and whatnot.

(*snork*)

KDF: well, my boyfriend's 'whatnot' has a dead engine so put me through to Adonis, NOW!

I found it - Mason Pearson, London, England.

Yeah, Jackie bought one of those in England too, El.

[Meanie the Blue]

Because of her knee surgery today, my wife cannot have coffee this morning. Save me!!!!

[Bumble]

Deep breaths and count to zehn, Blue. :-)

[southerngirl]

*loves Blue some coffee*

[CoastRaven]

OOOHHHH - The Mrs Meanie is sans caffine?! NOT a great way to start the day!

*loves Meanie a bit of extra patience*

[Meanie the Blue]

Thank you (gulp, gulp). But it's not me who needs the java, S-Girl. I need the cloak of invisibility.

What do I do after zehn, Bumble?

[southerngirl]

for Blue.

[Meanie the Blue]

Thanks, S-Girl.. You're a .......

[Jeff Meyerson]

Blue, best wishes to your wife on the surgery and to you on avoiding the caffeine withdrawal.

[southerngirl]

I'm a...what?!?

[KDF]

{{{Blue and Mrs. Meanie!}}}

Probably best to take the "smile and keep your mouth shut" approach this morning. I do feel your pain (and I would suggest that you offer to have a little extra coffee for her, but that would probably just p!ss her off, so don't.)

Hope the surgery goes well and rights what wrongs her.

[The ASK]

sg - either he put the cloak on and disappeared along with his voice, or he was saying that, since you were able to provide such a thing so quickly, you might weigh the same as a duck

[The ASK]

*sends positive and caffeinated vibes to Blue and the Mrs.*

[daisymae]

Ditto what ASK said.

My only advice to surgery patients is...Never say you are a experiencing a "little discomfort." I had a nurse tell me one time to always say "It's excruciating, do something NOW!" You get better drugs that way.

[southerngirl]

not this duck I hope.

[Jeff Meyerson]

My only advice to surgery patients is...Never say you are a experiencing a "little discomfort." I had a nurse tell me one time to always say "It's excruciating, do something NOW!" You get better drugs that way.

Excellent advice, daisymae!

My friend had a kidney stone and the doctor asked if he could give him anything for the pain. (Duh!)

He said, "how about heroin?"

He later added (to us), "he thought I was kidding."

Not that Mrs. Meanie will have that problem. My wife had knee surgery and their wasn't much pain (other than the caffeine withdrawl of course).

[Jeff Meyerson]

My only advice to surgery patients is...Never say you are a experiencing a "little discomfort." I had a nurse tell me one time to always say "It's excruciating, do something NOW!" You get better drugs that way.

Excellent advice, daisymae!

My friend had a kidney stone and the doctor asked if he could give him anything for the pain. (Duh!)

He said, "how about heroin?"

He later added (to us), "he thought I was kidding."

Not that Mrs. Meanie will have that problem. My wife had knee surgery and there wasn't much pain
(other than the caffeine withdrawl of course).

(sorry - noticed I misspelled 'their' for 'there' so stopped it for the correction, in case most of this shows up twice)

Please reume your normal blogging.