IF YOU ARE A MALE OF THE GUY GENDER, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK
Likewise if you are a convenience-store patron.
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February 24, 2006
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Thank you, come again".
Posted by: Katyna | February 24, 2006 at 08:47 AM
At least he didn't ask to use the hot dog roller.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 24, 2006 at 08:47 AM
*snork* oh, that made me lose my one thought!
Posted by: cyn | February 24, 2006 at 08:49 AM
glad he didn't bring the buns.
Posted by: cyn | February 24, 2006 at 08:51 AM
I find it interesting that the station reporting this has the call letters KPHK ... think about it ... OK, then, don't ...
Posted by: U.O | February 24, 2006 at 08:53 AM
It wasn't mine, honest!
Posted by: John Wayne Bobbitt | February 24, 2006 at 08:57 AM
Just sad. Another victory for the frozen food giants. Fresh food is getting harder and harder to find.
(I know - heh, heh).
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 24, 2006 at 08:59 AM
"...county homicide detectives have been notified of the bizarre incident in case a crime was committed."
In case a crime was committed?!? Are they telling me there’s a place in this world where severing penises and cooking them in a microwave is not a crime?
Posted by: andy | February 24, 2006 at 08:59 AM
Oh. My. Gawd.
That is all.
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | February 24, 2006 at 09:00 AM
Hmmm...wonder if it was a footlong.
Posted by: rundogrun | February 24, 2006 at 09:01 AM
Holy crap...McKeesport is like, two minutes from my house.
*Adds Get-Go to the list of places to never step foot in*
Posted by: Siggy | February 24, 2006 at 09:03 AM
andy...that was my first reaction, too. On the other hand, I can't think of a place where it's specifically prohibited...
Posted by: Betsy | February 24, 2006 at 09:05 AM
Which preset on the microwave panel do you go with for something like that?
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 24, 2006 at 09:06 AM
This story is weird from the Get-Go.
Posted by: Bill | February 24, 2006 at 09:14 AM
Correction needed: The caption under the video link says "Raw Video", when the story explicitly explain that it was cooked.
And if the severed member was circumcised would that make it a kosher dog?
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 24, 2006 at 09:19 AM
"OK, now how about a nice slurpee to go with your severed penis"
Posted by: russell | February 24, 2006 at 09:26 AM
and he microwaved it without a second glans!
Posted by: insomniac | February 24, 2006 at 09:38 AM
*snorks* all around!!
Posted by: crossgirl | February 24, 2006 at 09:46 AM
Andy stole my thunder - nicely done sir, but not I am hard up to think of another angle.
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 24, 2006 at 09:47 AM
They plump when you cook 'em.
Posted by: Mindy | February 24, 2006 at 09:55 AM
My bologna has a first name......
Posted by: Kat | February 24, 2006 at 09:59 AM
Why? Why do I click when I'm told not to? Why?
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | February 24, 2006 at 10:01 AM
This is a sick world, guys. Take appropriate measures to protect your doowaddles.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 24, 2006 at 10:01 AM
Betsy, how'd you like to be the congressperson to introduce that piece of legislation - The Prohibiting Evisceration and Nuking of Instruments used for Sex Act (that's right, the PENIS Act).
Posted by: andy | February 24, 2006 at 10:09 AM
Plz 'scuse me while I *urp*
Posted by: Guin | February 24, 2006 at 10:12 AM
This is just so WRONG. They're supposed to be eaten RAW.
Psh, everyone knows that.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 24, 2006 at 10:17 AM
Mr C: Normally, I would be all over that. But in this thread/context?
EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | February 24, 2006 at 10:22 AM
As a Convenience Store Clerk Alumnus, I must confess that I hadn't heard of that application before.
There is a Nacho Cheese joke that I could add, but I will refrain.
Posted by: Dave R | February 24, 2006 at 10:34 AM
It was a guy?
How did a guy get one of these? Ick.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | February 24, 2006 at 10:35 AM
They better wash down the inside of the microwave with some extra-clean toilet water, just to be sure.
Posted by: Angela | February 24, 2006 at 10:42 AM
"Doowaddles?" Doowaddles? Why'd it have to be doowaddles?
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 24, 2006 at 12:04 PM
*zips in*
Because I am a person for whom good taste is all important in ALL areas of my life, I am not going to comment on this at all!
*zips out*
(But not to Jurassic thread)
*wonders if this is low-brow Friday*
Posted by: Eleanor | February 24, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Oh, good. Now I don't have to go all the way to this restaurant:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/02/17/wfood17.xml
Posted by: Stev0 | February 24, 2006 at 12:28 PM
"Which preset on the microwave panel do you go with for something like that?"
Blue, I'm going to go with "reheat."
Posted by: KDFgirl | February 24, 2006 at 01:06 PM
He's an update.
http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055114857.html
Posted by: darwin | February 24, 2006 at 03:14 PM
Ah! Thanks, Darwin; that's a relief. In a way.
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | February 24, 2006 at 04:05 PM
My mouth has been hanging open in disbelief since reading this. The fake penis with urine is weird to the max--are these the same people who stole the urine from the lab? Why wouldn't they use their own microwave? Curiouser and curiouser.
I'm not a guy and it's going to take me ten minutes to uncross my legs, just in sympathy.
I bet they have a book contract within a week!
Posted by: Hanna | February 24, 2006 at 07:57 PM
At least he din't try to stick it up Jurassic ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: U.O | February 24, 2006 at 08:55 PM
After Lorena Bobbit did her work.The police sent out a "trained bloodhound" to find the penis. Now, I will not even tell you how they trained this beast.It was one of those
One Eyed Snake Seeing Eye Dogs
Posted by: william cormeny | February 25, 2006 at 03:25 AM