GOING CURLING?

Don't forget your chicken.

(Thanks to Emily Metzgar)

Comments

[TCK]

so are we still snorkin' at insom?

[Mad Soapboxer]

"During the fifth end break .." Looks like there was a sixth, unscheduled, end in the match...

[TCK]

and is that guy wearin' a diaper on his head?

[CoastRaven]

"he was led out of the arena by the Italian polizia".
Shouldnt that be "he was led out of the arena by the Italian poltrya?"

[CoastRaven]

Or is that what they call the dangly bits in Italy?

[TCK]

at least he wasn't led out of the arena by his rubber chicken

[Somewhere North]

Sigh.. that was a s*x education gone wrong. "No Billy, that is not what I meant by a c*ck. Stupid child, go play in traffic."

[Mad Soapboxer]

The article failed to mention that the streaker was scored 4.3, 4.1, 9.2, 3.9, and 4.0 by the judges. The 9.2 score came from Judge Eleanor, who said she was impressed by the size of his chicken.

[Christobol]

Well, that was just fiscally irresponsible.

Considering it was ice-streaking, he could have opted for the small rubber chicken.

[Somewhere North]

As a woman of the female gender, and thus not socially inclined to do things like streaking, I have gotta ask - why? What is there about curling (curling of all things!) that makes a guy think "naked with a chicken"?

[FCDA]

SN - VF!! ROFL!! LMAO!!

[U.O]

Ah. (Aj, for those of Spanish-speaking/spelling persuasion.)

Hah. (Jaj, see above parenthetical explanation.)

The little-known "Curling Streak" strategy ... I'm surprised that those from other parts (?) of the world have become aware of it's potential ... Usually only Canadians and some USAers from along the northern tier of states have knowledge of this seldom-but-sometimes effective ploy ...

[TCK]

Somewhere North: have you seen curling? other than turning it into a drinking game, how else are ya gonna liven things up? they oughta just make chicken streaking part of every match (although my preference would be for female streakers)

[fivver]

That is one thoroughly choked chicken.

[queensbee]

still laughing too hard to come up with a cogent post.

[Somewhere North]

Why not just do away with a sport where the highlight of the game is when the guy with the chicken c*ck runs across the ice?

[insomniac]

you gotta admire the 'stones' of a curling streaker

and 'naked curling streaker in the house'!!

that's all the curling terms i know?

(no, we are not still snorking at insom., he remains a solitary, pitiful figure with his sign,"Buddy can you spare a *snork*?")

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

(no, we are not still snorking at insom., he remains a solitary, pitiful figure with his sign,"Buddy can you spare a *snork*?")

*Glares at Insom*

As! If!

[U.O]

I'm guessin' this guy prolly swept the crowd off its (collective) feet ... I can almost hear them shouting ... YES! YES! BRING IT! HARD! HURRY! HURRY! ...

[TCK]

Why not just do away with a sport where the highlight of the game is when the guy with the chicken c*ck runs across the ice?

OK, then what's the guy with the chicken c*ck gonna do fer a living?

[southerngirl]

ya know, he's also kinda poised like he's gonna...never mind.

[Annie Where-but-here]

At least he was wearing a rubber.

"Curling - the other white meat."

[Blue Meanie]

Tastes like......

[U.O]

Annie -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Somewhere North]

I concede TCK. Its true. Welfare doesn't normally accept applications that say your former occupation was Streaking Chicken Curling C*ck.

[Renee]

SN -- it would, however, BAGNFARB.

[ScottMGS]

TCK- I thought the thing on his head was a failed version of Nasti J's squid hat. Alas, you only find those on tropical beaches, not ice-filled rinks.

[ScottMGS]

Streaking Chicken Curling C*ck - is that like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon... only different?

[Somewhere North]

Its completely different Scott, one was an interspecies love affair in rural Wisconsin and the other was a curling fan base expressing his collective appreciation for the sport. At least, I think so. As mentioned, it is hard to read through all the beer...

[crossgirl]

do they play polka music at this event? he may have been doing the chicken dance.

[Bumble]

I'm reminded of what Peach told Roscoe in Lonesome Dove just after she strangled her chicken: "That'll teach him to peck me!"

[Targetgirl]

I think Chicken Man is sorta cute.

[TCK]

"Streaking Chicken Curling C*ck"

*snork*

I'm gonna hafta put that on my resume'

[Dr. Doug]

Nothing like revealing your shortcomings to the world!

[CandyT]

Good thing he didn't stop and pullet.

[El Pollo Loco]

From out of the depths of our childhood, somewhere between Diver Dan and Wonderama:

Earwig Alert: Super Chicken

When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin',
(puk, puk, puk, puk)

There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
just Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it
(puk, ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin'
(puk, puk, puk, puk)

There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, puk, puk, puk)

Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)

[Jeff]

Chicken man who?