FOR THAT SPECIAL GAL ON VALENTINE'S DAY
Give the gift that says: "You should see a doctor."
(Thanks to Blair Keel)
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February 03, 2006
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*snork!* and *a gift card!* for Insom! ;)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | February 03, 2006 at 01:00 PM
I keep about five or six of those on hand as gag gifts to give to a girl after we sleep together for the first time.
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 01:00 PM
AND a *SNORK!* for CoastRaven! Man, that's good thinkin'!
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | February 03, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Do they come in $10, $15, $25 or what?
Posted by: daisymae | February 03, 2006 at 01:02 PM
CR: (five or six???)
Posted by: daisymae | February 03, 2006 at 01:03 PM
CR: (five or six???)
Posted by: daisymae | February 03, 2006 at 01:03 PM
oops...the robot got me (argh). Sorry for the double post.
Posted by: daisymae | February 03, 2006 at 01:04 PM
(daisy noticing that the double post was a
simulpost...Insom...don't even go there!!!)
Posted by: daisymae | February 03, 2006 at 01:06 PM
Always wanna make sure I have a spare in case I need one.
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 01:07 PM
*Hands a card to daisymae*
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 01:08 PM
CR - *SNORK!!*
And they say romance is dead!!
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 03, 2006 at 01:10 PM
THIS JUST IN:
Police have arrested two men posing as doctors standing outside County General and handing out bogus medical gift cards to female passers by.
Police Chief Smurfit was quoted as saying: "It's not clear what their motives were, however we confiscated a daytimer in which the men had taken appointments for 15 well-women exams."
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 03, 2006 at 01:14 PM
CR, quite "Gentlemanly" of you, if I do say so!
tut, tut
I worry about the "No Expiration" thing...
Posted by: kibby F5™ | February 03, 2006 at 01:16 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Here's a Gift Card
For What's Going to Happen in Your Crotch Over the Next 30 Days Or So
Posted by: Christobol | February 03, 2006 at 01:27 PM
Doctor my guy, gave me a card
And it put me on my guard.
Without saying, that I needed to be checked!
I have done all that I could
But I'm not always so 'good'
Is he saying that he's not a germ-free man?
Doctor my thighs, seem to be in pain!
Was I unwise to allow him to explain?
Doctor my rising tension mounts
When I hear you give discounts
For volume business, does my boyfriend
run a tab?
Though I know you think I'm a skank,
If my nether regions stank, it's that weasel
Whose samples fill up the lab!
Posted by: insomniac | February 03, 2006 at 01:48 PM
oh, think Jackson Browne...
Posted by: insomniac | February 03, 2006 at 01:50 PM
*thunk Jackson Brown*
*snorked machine gun style*
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 01:53 PM
Oh! How thoughtful!
1. Now I can get that pap smear that I've been wanting!
2. Now I can get my genital warts treated!
3. Now I can find out why I'm bleeding from my rectum!
4. Now I can afford that biopsy!
It just doesn't work. There is no way to make this sound good.
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 03, 2006 at 02:00 PM
Snork @ Insom and Cbol
this is a great idea!!! I'm going to give these as wedding favours this Summer!!!
Posted by: Mad "-ly in love with Weasel" Scientist | February 03, 2006 at 02:03 PM
This would be fun for someone to mail anonymously along with an apology card.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 03, 2006 at 02:06 PM
Now there's a baby shower gift for ya.
Posted by: Dux | February 03, 2006 at 02:10 PM
*snork* @ Nurse Tammy
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 02:16 PM
OMG! Snorks to everyone!
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 03, 2006 at 02:23 PM
It's in Texas - they've got crazy Episcopalians down there apparently...
Posted by: Kathy P. | February 03, 2006 at 03:22 PM
Wow, nothing says I love you..like the gift of health
Posted by: insolentwench | February 03, 2006 at 04:38 PM
snorks all around!
Posted by: Blogchik | February 03, 2006 at 08:21 PM
That's quite the appropriate gift when aquiring a VD on VD.
Posted by: WVgrl | February 04, 2006 at 04:04 PM
Dang, mud! You beat me to it. And better than I would have done it!
Posted by: AlanBoss | February 05, 2006 at 12:36 AM
CONCIERGE SERVICES? At a MEDICAL CLINIC?
Hello, is this the concierge? Can you please get me front row seats for next Tuesday's STD class?
Posted by: herb | February 08, 2006 at 07:07 AM