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February 15, 2006

EDUCATION UPDATE

So, you think your schools are crappy?

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So, you're saying pooping on the teacher's desk is not normal?

*fades away slowly*

I'm number 2! So now we have it covered if you know what I mean!

Announcement: today's course in waste management is postponed. We regret the incontinence.

I've been in classrooms where a bad teacher, who was certainly FULL OF IT, filled the classroom with spewed out crap. So I'd hazard to say it's been going on for years....

Ummmmmmm......yuck.

A few years ago, a member of the boys' varsity basketball team left a big steamin' pile in the locker room.

Expelled.

hopes writerdude reads this and feels nominally better about his own school issues.

Ok, this story is not funny. Says who? Says me!

to arrest and hand over the perpetrators to the police...

while wearing rubber gloves I hope.

the headteacher, Madam Mary Asampana...

The head teacher is a Madam. Maybe that's part of the problem.

Hey Blue, read your 9:35am post, quickly turned off my computer and left for work kicking your comment out of my mind. But there's a meeting here at work, very serious issues to resolve, your words will return, I'll start to laugh uncontrollably and VERY inapropriately, and I will curse you while standing in line at the
unemployment office. Please fax food stamps
to John S. 'till then, *SNORK* YOU!

Echoing JustLinda's sentiment here, the schools and teachers have been spewing out so much crap over the years, it's only fair that they get a little of it back. Of course, I'm talking about USA's schools, and this happened in India, but still...

"When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school,
It's a wonder I can think at all..."

Man, what a sh*tty thing to do!

John S. - they wouldn't fire you, would they? Wouldn't they just fix up a bed for you next to the other DELTA-housemates?

BTW, I've got a truckload of Brazilian bananas you can have.....

How does spreading poop around equate to "turning the school premises into a funeral ground "?

*gives Mr. C a shout-out for the S&G reference*

Well done! :)

Sigh... I work for a rather prestigious university in the Western world (ie - around here) and I am sad to report that we have a pooper as well. In all my professional training they never taught me what would be the officially sanctioned, politically correct wording to use when sending a message out saying "Please do not defecate on the floors and in the elevator".

Apparently Principal Humphrey C. Cornholtz has been vacationing in Ghana. (Obcure reference.)

please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals, as i find them very difficult to smoke. thanks, from the maintenance guy.

s.north (sounds like *snork*) - and i thought the 'please flush' signs in the restrooms were gross!

(and those durn signs never fit down the crapper neither!)

Yay, Mr. C! great earworm.

*hums along happily to S&G*

Yes, crossgirl, at least nominally better. Thanks, Dave, I needed that.

*snork at all of you*

Those of you who were kind/awesome enough to play along in yesterday's "Quizgate" are cordially invited to see the five (yes, five) remaining abominations from that quiz by again clicking on my name below.

Authorities should have no problem rounding up the perpetrators of this hiney-ous crime. Just locate the kids who were thrown out of Potty Training 101 for being overachievers.

WriterDude...I just visited your site, read the quiz answers, and posted my best shot at dealing with this utter insanity constructively. This makes me almost as crazy as the post about the pencil therapy. I'm descended from a long line of GOOD teachers (also apes, but that's another post), and stuff like this is just unforgiveable!

WriterDude...I just visited your site, read the quiz answers, and posted my best shot at dealing with this utter insanity constructively. This makes me almost as crazy as the post about the pencil therapy. I'm descended from a long line of GOOD teachers (also apes, but that's another post), and stuff like this is just unforgiveable!

S'North - A message like that would do no good. Someone would just find a way to poop on the ceilings and in the stairways.

They have taken it to a new level! They are now drawing cartoons on the stalls!

Our only option is to burn down a danish embassy.

I have nothing ... not even a faecetious response ...

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