CRIME UPDATE
Terror stalks (Har!) the streets.
(Thanks to MOTW)
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February 15, 2006
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They "stepped up patrols," but unfortunately they all slipped and fell on peels.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 15, 2006 at 08:02 PM
The patrols, I mean. Slipped and fell, that is.
(Why am I talking like Yoda?)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 15, 2006 at 08:05 PM
Hey, where is everyone? I'm all alone in the FIRST zone!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 15, 2006 at 08:06 PM
Lisa, you got a hat trick. Sweet.
I got nuthin' on stealing bananas. If they want the spiders, too, they can have 'em.
Posted by: Noob | February 15, 2006 at 08:35 PM
Farmers say banana thefts have been a "growing problem" over the past few months. One farm lost a hundred bunches over the past two weeks. Hehe get it "growing problem" and they grow bananas.
*cracks himself up*
Posted by: ©hris | February 15, 2006 at 08:35 PM
"Police found bunches of bananas inside their vehicle."
Caught them before they could split, huh?
Posted by: Ford79 | February 15, 2006 at 08:36 PM
I think I read this in "Curious George and the Big Banana Heist."
Posted by: bbescuela | February 15, 2006 at 08:58 PM
It's seldom that you see so many people on a news team with the same hairstyle.
Posted by: slyeyes | February 15, 2006 at 09:07 PM
Is that a bunch of bananas in the back of your truck, or are you just reeeaaallly happy to see me?
Posted by: Stupendous Man | February 15, 2006 at 09:18 PM
S-man - That is awesome
*bunch of snorks*
Posted by: louis gehrig | February 15, 2006 at 10:31 PM
The suspects plead innocent: "Yes, we have no bananas."
Posted by: Wavey | February 15, 2006 at 10:48 PM
Noob-It was like a blog trifecta. (Except I don't know what a trifecta is. But still.)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 15, 2006 at 10:50 PM
CONGRATS, MOTW!!!
Posted by: slyeyes | February 15, 2006 at 11:00 PM
Dear Chinatown,
Stop stealing bananas or I'll shoot your face.
Sincerely,
Dick Cheney
Posted by: nateislate | February 16, 2006 at 12:46 AM
I shall now teach you how to defend yourselves against ripe fruit.
you first, mr. pomegranette.
trust me, its a python bit.
Posted by: queensbee | February 16, 2006 at 09:33 AM
"...Now, let's assume there's a man sneaking up behind you, brandishing a banahna...."
We trust you, Q.....
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 16, 2006 at 09:37 AM
OOoo, I got posted! *swoons*
For you, queensbee.
Posted by: MOTW | February 16, 2006 at 09:44 AM
*blushes* Here, linkie, linkie
Posted by: MOTW | February 16, 2006 at 09:44 AM