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February 01, 2006

"BOB, I NEED THAT REPORT RIGHT NOW! BOB? HEY, HAS ANYBODY SEEN BOB?"

Bob is busy right now.

(Via Gizmodo)

Comments

"Bob - what were you doing naked in the napmosphere with the copier?"

"It's not what it looks like."

"No?"

"Okay, well, it is what it looks like, but I was on break."

"Did you or did you not sign the employee handbook, which specifically prohibits copier molestation in the napmoshpere on Wednesdays."

"Actually I didn't. See - I wrote 'Moopsy Nippletrousers' on the signature line there."

"Bob - that's your legal name."

"Oh yeah."

I actually got a shiver up my spine when I saw that. It scares me!

I particularly like this link:
http://www.power-napping.com/nappak_en.html

The accompanying text was obviously not meant to be read by real live human beings.

Quote:

"The intention is to take the sleeping individual out of their working environment, into a completely different content surrounding, bringing them into the second half of their work day fully relaxed."

Sleeping generally does take one out of the work environment. Of course, with the Napmosphere a suitable group of coworkers could *literally* take a sleeping individual out of the working environment. And while most parking lots would be considered a 'completely different content surrounding' I'm not sure you'd really be going into the second half of your work day fully relaxed.

C'bol - congrats on a first with post that not only shows you read the article, you had time to make jokes about it!

Oh no! We threw one of those into the dumpter the other day. I just thought it was trash. I wondered why it so heavy. Come to think of it....where is Suzy ?

....providing a place of shelter, transformation and re-incarnation.

Suppose the Hindu's have heard of this? Suppose your amount of Karma doesn't matter?

*looks at Bob*

Guess it didn't work!

I've been meaning to put a mattress under my desk!

BTW Did anyone see the Michael Jackson trial the day he went to court in one of these?

I nodded off while reading that

**wipes drool from keyboard**

I want one!!!

Hint: My b-day is this month! :)

Why spend the money? I can sleep at my desk just fine now.

Are there drool vents of some sort? It could get rather humid in there, otherwise. Not that *I* drool, I've just HEARD some people do.

Key Quote - "3-dimensional laying surface"

I thought a 3-D laying surface was a TOTALLY different product...

Plus they usually require inflation...

Key Quote - "3-dimensional laying surface"

I thought a 3-D laying surface was a TOTALLY different product...

Plus they usually require inflation...

The perfect thing for Eleanor to "zip in" to?

Absolutely, Nannie! :)

It looks soooo comfy!

Workplace Security Drill:

In case of terrorist attack, jump in your Napmosphere, turn on oxygen and wait until you are transported to a secure location.

Fivver, what a coincidence, so can I!

*SNORK* at Higgy! (Happy belated b'day, Higgy)

Lisa, for just getting here you're (not your) doing quite well!

*forwards web site (and blog) to the Security Department*

Higgy, that *SNORK* was not a b/day present, you deserved it. :)

Clicked on "Nappak" and got
"Propably never coming at all."
harumph ... Looks like it's back to work then.

Moopsy Nippletrousers

*SNORK!* C-bol, someimtes you really catch me off gurad.

Damn, drinking before noon makes you weird read stuff.

Kibby - Thanks! I've been studying for a while--admiring you all from afar.

Southerngirl you can sleep at my desk anytime! But people may talk.

I wonder if you have a choice of balls to put in the napmosphere? If so, I wonder if Judi has a set of options for Eleanor to choose from. (I'm sure TCK will volunteer an option of his own.)

Hasn't anybody thought of the potential danger of a fart in one of these? Oh the humanity!

Reminds me of the tanks in "Altered States"

George Costanza could have used one of those on Seinfeld....

He might have got away with his little power naps...

It's like sleeping in a ball crawl in ChuckECh**ses. Do you have to share your balls with coworkers? Cause that might not be sanitary.

Yes I know how that looks and I'm leaving it anyway.

Mudstuffin - I didn't think of that, but I did hear that Turkey bought a bunch of these to "gas" chickens who tested positive for bird flu.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. wha? whozere?

Oooooh I could've used one of these when I was pregnant and working! My desk worked just fine, thank you, but boy one of these babies would have been perrrrrrfect!

Is anybody thinking that one of these napmosphere's could pass for a Tupperware coffin?

... I guess not.

Whoever designed this thing has a lot of balls.

Thanks to hanging out on this blog, when I first saw the picture I assumed it was yet another bizarro phallic device -- perhaps a French tickler for some kind of 'droid?
I used to be a nice-ish Midwestern girl (senior division). Now see what you've done???

"Shhh, here we see a typical cubicle dweller undergoing a workday transformation using the Napmosphere, soon this caterpillar will emerge from his polystyrene chrysalis a beautiful butterfly. A beautiful, unemployed butterfly."

I should just enable a macro so I can post "Insom...*snork*" with a single key-stroke.

Actually, I'm with Eleanor on that. It looks mighty comfortable. Around where I work, though, if I were in one of those I'd most definetly end up in the middle of a lake or something. There's no such thing as a safe nap with the guys I work with.

By the way, Moopsy Nippletrousers wbagnfarb.

the name as well as the object itself came into being as a synthesis of expression: "NAP"+"ATMOSPHERE"+"SPHERE".

...or maybe just nap+atmosphere?

Perfect gift for your favorite member of Congress.

down in texas: I'm right here!!

Looks like something you wake up in and emerge from in about 10,000 years.

Does it come with an Orgasmatron?

Blue: *snork*

It reminds me about the Seinfeld series of episodes where George is sleeping under his desk to avoid work. That's what I do anyways...

Oh, a snorkatron!

Scott ~ At least you'll keep fresh, especially if you remember to burp yourself before you die.

Bra~a~a~a~ap!

'scuse me.

*zips in*

*sees snorkathon in progress*

What a great idea!!!

SNORK, SNORK, SNORK!!!

Betsy- No kidding. If he's this witty in his classes, he's got to be the best teacher ever. None of my math teachers have ever had a sense of humor. Or if they did, it was very warped.

El- When is your birthday?

It would be less expensive to put in some earplugs and head to the nearest McDonald's ball pit.

February 20, Bumble - Pisces.

Whens's yours?

May 25th.

*takes notes*

*zips out to get ready to watch E-Ring*

Yummy!

El,

Feb. 20 is my son's birthday ... I'll hafta recall this datum when his celebratory day arrives ...

I'd be busy too if the nanosphere came with the woman.

Napmosphere, that is.

I like how it looks like a body bag. It would fit in perfectly where I work.

I want one of those! I'm getting to work far too early and could hide it in the back of the office in the "kitchen" area.

No, that wouldn't work. Might be mistaken for the fridge.

But it it was rita, people would probably put sandwichs in it, and then you'd have snacks!!!

*looking at the bright side of things today*

Way to go, El! Sandwiches, Pepsis, rum, ice cream; I see the possibilities now.

That looks so comfortable. I want one!

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