Tonight I'm turning over a new leaf. I have decided to stop being so picky about the plot. I'm going to go with the flow. My new motto regarding the plot is, quote: "Whatever."
As far as I can recall without thinking too hard, the current situation is this: The terrorists still have the Death Canisters of Doom, which may or may not have to be reconfigured. Whatever! Last week the current terrorist leader -- we are now on our third or fourth terrorist leader -- called up the president on the president's T-Mobile phone to ask what route the Russian president's motorcade is taking to the airport, and the the president -- Why not? -- told him. Then the First Lady jumped into the limo with the Russian president and his wife. So now, unless Jack Bauer can stop them, the terrorists are going to attack the motorcade and set off World War Three, and possibly also Four. Whatever!
UPDATE: Hey, whatever happened to Jack's hot new girlfriend? Just wondering here.
UPDATE: The president has a great TV screen. It's good to be president, TV-screenwise.
UPDATE: I wonder how come Mike and the president don't notice the drums in the soundtrack.
UPDATE: It's a good thing I'm going with the flow, plotwise, because so far it's WAYYY too much talking.
UPDATE: I think the First Lady should make the motorcade stop at a McDonald's drive-thru. THAT would foil the terrorists.
UPDATE: Chloe is in.
UPDATE: Jack is in. This usually means talking time is over.
UPDATE: Wouldn't it be funny if Jack actually WENT to the men's room? For a change? Chloe could flush the urinal remotely.
UPDATE: A taser! Whoa. HE TASERED JACK!
UPDATE: It's bunker time.
UPDATE: Toyota's Think Big Truck Event is still going on.
UPDATE: Speaking of thinking big: Edgar is doubling in size every hour.
UPDATE: The Hobbit has turned to the Dark Side.
UPDATE: One of the terrorists is using a Swedish accent.
UPDATE: Section 112! That's a serious section.
UPDATE: Does it seem like we already had this scene between Mike and the president like 287 times already? Not that I am being critical.
UPDATE: Praying. That should do it.
UPDATE: Mutiny at CTU!
UPDATE: OK, to summarize tonight's action so far, at the 40-minute mark: Bupkis. But that's OK!
UPDATE: Jack! I forgot about him. Is he still in this show?
UPDATE: So OK, with a head-of-state motorcade coming through, nobody happened to notice that there were guys along the route IN DOWNTOWN LA WITH BAZOOKAS?? OK, whatever.
UPDATE: AND A FRICKING FLAMETHROWER???
UPDATE: Meanwhile, Jack and that other guy have been awfully quiet in that bunker, not that I am suggesting anything.
UPDATE: Nobody called Jack to tell him about the flamethrower 'n' stuff. He will be TICKED.
UPDATE: Nothing more exciting than watching two guys look at computer records.
UPDATE: Jack got hisself tricked bigtime.
UPDATE: He thought he could kill Jack just by blowing him up with a huge explosion! What a moron.
UPDATE: Memo: If you ever become president, DON'T give the terrorists your T-Mobile number, because they will NEVER stop calling you.
UPDATE: So to sum things up: The terrorists are still threatening to use the Deadly Death Canisters of Fatal Doom, and next week they will do this for two solid hours. Whatever.