WHEN IS THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE GOING TO LOOK INTO THIS?

The one-eyed-kitten controversy.

(Thanks to Stupendous Man and Andy D.)

Comments

[John]

Wow, a real cyclops.

[Federal Duck]

I wonder:

If it has no depth perception, but whatever radioactive joke made it that way gave him super powers, would Winky the Wonderpuss be a good name for it?

[DGM]

Would Refridgerated Cat Corpse BAGNFARB?

[CoastRaven]

Daughter - "Poor thing was born with one eye and no nose"
Mother - "No nose?!? How does it smell??"
Daughter - "Awful"
(rimshot and boos again)
Thank you folks - We're here all weekend!!

[pogo]

Fed - I like Cy Clawpse

And, most kittens are born with their eyes closed.

[djtonyb]

erm... if there's any controversey over the photos being faked, SHE HAS THE CAT IN HER FREEZER. Sheesh!

[DDi]

OMGWTFBBQ! I think this is the only thing NOT being sold on eBay! It must be real!!

[Christobol]

I like that they were able to determine that the cat "had a medical condition."

[Blue Meanie]

It's the famed One-Eyed Gott!

(as in "Ain't No Woman Like the.....")

[Christobol]

Oh - and djtony? She had the cat in her freezer. That was before Cat-Pao Tuesday.

[pilight]

In the kingdom of blind mice, that cat would be king!

[Funny Name]

Many a guy has asked me to pet his one-eyed kitten. You mean they don't exist?!

[Laura]

Hey Dave, I sent this to you on Wednesday, and I am neither Stupendous Man nor Andy D.!

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

I'm not looking at the picture AGAIN and you can't make me.

*zips out*

[djtonyb]

C-Bol - This week, on Iron Chef!, our secret ingredient is... One Eyed Cat! Our chefs have exactly one hour to prepare their meals. Ready, set, GO!

[Bumble]

*focuses Jedi mind control powers on El*

You want to look at the picture again. You want to see The Eye.

[Bumble]

*reads other comments and re-focuses Jedi powers*

dj & C-bol, go stand in the corner right now. And you'll go to bed without supper for being icky.

[Christobol]

Uh, Bumble?

We were already in the corner.

Also, sending us to bed without supper when the Iron Chef is making one eyed cat is not exactly going fix our wagons.

For mine, you're gonna need a wrench I think. And some wheels, and those other parts that are widely accepted as necessary to wagons.

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

*snorking my arse off* @ DJ Tony

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* at Blue Meanie! Now I'm feline fine.

[Bumble]

C-bol~ The Iron Chef might have been making one-eyed cat, but I was going to make potato soup with grilled cheese. And I'm very good at it. :-P

[Mr. Completely]

That poor baby kitty. It died after just a few hours.

[Christobol]

*one cup potato soup without so much dead one eyed cat in it LATER*

: Disgusting!

Bumble: Moan Moan Moan!

[mudstuffin]

"One-Eyed Kitten" would NOT bagnf a johnson.

[Bumble]

*smacks C-bol*

[ceeg22]

C-bol, are you suggesting that instead of throwing the body in the freezer she should have jugged it?

[Brainy Jello]

"Strawbarry tart? Has it got one-eyed cat in it?"
"Um, yes."
"How much?"
"Three. A lot really."
"Well, I'll have a slice of strawberry tart, without so much one-eyed cat in it."

-credit Python

[Brainy Jello]

Aw crap - C-bol already did that bit.

*note to self. READ, then add something.

[Christobol]

Brainy - actually, it's nice you filled in more of the skit.

Quick, somebody do the Church Police bit, I'm pretty sure there's another dead bishop on the landing.

[insomniac]

suffragan or diocesan?

[Brainy Jello]

"How should I know?"
"It's tatooed on the back of the neck."

For those a) still here and b) confused, it all comes from this script

[Kitt (defender of ophidian justice)]

For anyone interested, there are even MORE pictures of deformed kitties at a website called messybeast.com (sorry I don't know how to link), including a cyclops.... However, I must warn y'all that the photos are a BAGILLION times more disturbing that that one eyed kitten was. In fact, they make that one eyed kitten look downright ADORABLE. :P

It does kinda look like a baby yeti, actually...

[ceeg22]

don't want you to link, thank you!!!

[Kitt (defender of ophidian justice)]

I won't like to the disturbing pic, because to be honest, it is SO disturbing that I really don't want to have to look at it ;)

But I DID learn how to link, so here's a website of some deformed kittens that are actually adorable!

[Kitt]

* like = link

Rrr... And I even preveiwed it too ;)

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

*still not looking at ANY links here*

*puts on tinfoil hat to thwart Bumble's Jedi mind powers*

*zips out to find non-disgusting thread*

[Bumble]

I will not be thwarted! Bwahahaha!

[Stupendous Man]

"Like a one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store..."
(Shake, Rattle and Roll by Bill Haley and the Comets, I think.)

[Noob]

I don't know how to link, but if you want pics of kitties that are adorable, without fear, go to cuteoverload.com. I promise, it lives up to the name.

[dixie]

Reading things like this sorta makes me wish I lived in some kind of fascist dictatorship where there is only one political party. I think that we can all agree the Founding Fathers probably put a footnote in there somewhere that says 'No Vampyres Party May Be Allowed to Exist' but let's face it; who here has actuallly read the Constitution? All the way through?

[Asopip]

Okay, just a thought here. If she was feeding it, and it didn't have a nose... that means the poor thing was having food shoved in its only source of air. Yeesh. That one big eye must have been welling up with gratitude.

[Sallyacious]

I am the proud owner of a one-eyed cat. His name is Polyphemos.

He was born with two eyes, but had an injury and infection in one eye that required its removal. (This all happened before he came to live with us.) I think he's beautiful. And there's so much intelligence and personality shining out of that one eye that you tend to forget most cats come with two. (I promise, the pictures aren't at all disturbing.)http://www.sallyacious.com/archives/2005/08/thank_you_polyp_1.html

[Sallyacious]

By the way, Polyphemos is the name of the cyclops in The Odyssey.

Hence the name.