WENDY'S CHILI UPDATE
If the s.b. were to say something about pointing the finger at the bad guys, would she live to blog again?
(Thanks to Brainy Jello)
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January 18, 2006
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It would be Brainy that found this....
Posted by: Kathy P. | January 18, 2006 at 06:46 PM
I wonder if she decided to give the judge the finger.
(Not quite sure what Kathy means. I'm flattered?)
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 18, 2006 at 06:52 PM
Good thing Lorena Bobbitt doesn't work at Wendys!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 18, 2006 at 07:50 PM
Judi ... ??? ... why is no one here?
I mean ... your post, great subject, plenty of new info ... what's missing ...?
(Besides a finger, of course ...)
Posted by: U.O | January 18, 2006 at 07:52 PM
Rather a STIFF sentence, IMO....
Posted by: FCDA | January 18, 2006 at 08:04 PM
You see, boys and girls? This shows that crime doesn't pay! And eat all your vegetables!
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | January 18, 2006 at 09:27 PM
Well ... that looks perty stoopid ... I wonder why no one is here for an hour, and PB sneaks in the back door when I'm not lookin' ...
Just call me Uncle (Asleep at the switch) Omar ... but please don't call me late to supper ...
Posted by: U.O | January 18, 2006 at 09:29 PM
12 years for an already dead finger. Yet White collar criminals go to country club "jails" for 18 month sentences. fined 2 million dollars for scamming 50 million from pension funds of the hard working Americans. What a cuntry!
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa | January 18, 2006 at 09:40 PM
authorities suspected a hoax, in part because the finger was not cooked...
this is part of an algorithm in the police manual, right? "Is finger cooked? yes/no" If 'yes' proceed to next step. If 'no', book complainant on suspicion of digital fraud. Exception: If finger appears raw, and restaurant is Italian, consider possibility that it may actually be al dente"
Posted by: Sigmund Betsy | January 18, 2006 at 11:08 PM
Why did it takes so long to compose those sentences? I thought the headline might have been alluding to potty talk or the like but alas I was wrong again.
Posted by: Jones still in Ohio | January 18, 2006 at 11:18 PM
if you've heard the latest Wendy's campaign:
Judge: The court finds you guilty and orders you to pay a fine of 170,000 Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers!
Posted by: insomniac | January 18, 2006 at 11:47 PM
"Exception: If finger appears raw, and restaurant is Italian, consider possibility that it may actually be al dente"
Of course if finger is served with rice paper and spring roll in Japanese restaurants, it could be a new type of sushi.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | January 19, 2006 at 12:08 AM
It would be called a California Finger Roll, Edgar Dude.
(And sorry I stole your time machine, went back in time, and hacked Judi's server and erased your post about the porno homework.)
Posted by: Poop Dogg | January 19, 2006 at 02:52 AM
There's a joke I wanted to make here, but I just can't put my finger on it...
(I apologize if I have offended anybody with the low quality of the above joke.)
Posted by: Chris | January 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM
Chris, this blog is all about low quality! We strive to undercut the standards of decency at every opportunity, and are proud to be able to claim that we succeed on a daily basis!
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | January 19, 2006 at 01:27 PM
I just found this blog. I have been a fan of Daves for a very long time. You folks are ALOMOST as funny as he is.
Posted by: Rick5ft22 | January 20, 2006 at 12:51 PM