SPEAKING OF BADGERS
This one's a much better song.
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Gambling???? tsk, tsk....:)
and
dare I say it???
Posted by: Eleanor | January 06, 2006 at 04:32 PM
We don't need no stinking smart remarks.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 06, 2006 at 04:32 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
FIRST!!!!
Posted by: Eleanor | January 06, 2006 at 04:32 PM
*wide-eyed and blinking*
Wow. Eleanor is really excited about this.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 06, 2006 at 04:37 PM
You mean that this ditty isn;t your favourite badger tune?
Posted by: Kafaleni | January 06, 2006 at 04:39 PM
Kafa - That's irritatingly catchy.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 06, 2006 at 04:43 PM
"You buzzed, Mr. President?"
"Yeah..uh, how do you get this f*&%in' badger to bomb?"
Posted by: Christobol | January 06, 2006 at 04:49 PM
Well, I'm now an Atomic Badger Racing millionaire....
back to werk....
Posted by: Higgy | January 06, 2006 at 05:02 PM
they changed the cost of the nitros so it's no fun at all any more. you can't possibly afford them when they cost more than what you start with. they used to be a smaller amount at the beginning and would get more expensive as you got more money. what a gyp! they ruined the game. :( **sobbing**
Posted by: judi | January 06, 2006 at 05:09 PM
I discovered that is is indeed quite easy to bomb your own badger.
I feel so Bodie Miller-like!
And the "Bombed Badgers" WBAGNFARB!
And I present a badger-of-honor to all those who campe to Barry the hatchet at MMJ (More Manilow Jokes).
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 06, 2006 at 05:16 PM
For those who really want to conquer the game, the secret is to always bet all your money, and use all bombs and nitros necessary to ensure you win. As long as your winnings exceed the cost of the bombs and nitros, you can't lose. Eventually things start breaking in the game because the numbers get too big.
Posted by: no one | January 06, 2006 at 05:55 PM
Why, oh why do I follow links from relatively innocous mayhem like blowing up horses to things clearly labled "Suicidal Super Puppy"???
'scuse me...I have to go polish off the rest of my January Prozac prescription.
Posted by: Betsy | January 06, 2006 at 07:48 PM
Brainy- Don't badger El for being excited...
Posted by: Bumble | January 06, 2006 at 08:03 PM
Thanks Bumble! :-) (I got it.)
Brainy, it's just that it's been a long time since I was FIRST, and true to the "rules" I even tried to play the game, and I'm never good at this kind of stuff, so being FIRST was a sort of consolation prize; i.e., You suck at games, Eleanor, but you were FIRST!
Posted by: Eleanor | January 06, 2006 at 08:17 PM
Yay El!
....that is all for now.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 06, 2006 at 08:37 PM
You had me at 'Brainy.'
;)
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 06, 2006 at 10:26 PM
You complete me.
Posted by: Eleanor | January 07, 2006 at 10:01 AM
I wish I knew how to quit you!
Posted by: Mr. Completely | January 07, 2006 at 01:15 PM
test
Posted by: Eleanor | January 07, 2006 at 02:31 PM
what are the lyrics of the song? This is what I have so far:
Go, go, Badger Racin'!
Can you feel the need for Badger speed?
Go, go, Badger Racin'!
Hit me with a caffeine peel!
Posted by: Bryan | January 09, 2006 at 02:53 PM
Kafa-
I've got to have that tune........I can't get it out of my mind...RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE (next verse)RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE (next verse) I'VE GOT THIS FEELING.......but I've got Cellular............................help meeeeeeeee
Posted by: sparrow | January 21, 2006 at 11:39 AM