POTTY TRAINING UPDATE
(Thanks to jjwml)
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January 03, 2006
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glad this wasn't around for my FIRST child.
Mark.
Posted by: markhh | January 03, 2006 at 03:12 PM
that's funny , I thought it said "I buried Paul"...
Posted by: insomniac | January 03, 2006 at 03:14 PM
Sorry - off topic, but I hadn't had a chance to tell everyone Happy New Year. Have Joy!!
Posted by: Nannie | January 03, 2006 at 03:17 PM
I guess it was just a matter of time before Elmo snapped. Before he died, I was just waiting for the day Mr. Rogers went postal on the set with a gun and a nice run of explicitives. I would have watched PBS to see that!
Posted by: PeeJay | January 03, 2006 at 03:22 PM
Who knew? Elmo was the enforcer for Oscar. Always be suspicious of the little guy with the weeny voice.
Posted by: Somewhere North | January 03, 2006 at 03:22 PM
Mine said something about putting a hit out on Barney. Didn't really bother me, butI did think it was odd that it came with a sniper rifle.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 03, 2006 at 03:23 PM
tickle-me-'till-i-pee-and-then-i'll-have-to-kill-you-elmo just doesn't have the same charm, does it?
Posted by: crossgirl | January 03, 2006 at 03:25 PM
PeeJay - Is an "explicitive" like a swear word that causes your mother's ears to explode? Could that also be called a C4-letter-word?
Posted by: Atticusser | January 03, 2006 at 03:25 PM
Maybe highly trained intelligence officials are using the same frequency to tap the phones and the Elmo book is just accidentally picking up the transmission signal.
Either that or Abramhoff is using Elmo to send messages to those congress members about to have their butts indited out the wazoo...
Posted by: Somewhere North | January 03, 2006 at 03:27 PM
And I just have to say I really enjoy American politics. It is a highly amusing soap opera style TV show, kinda like a cross between Days of Our Lives and Jerry Springer with more vote buying. So much better than Canadian politics where dull looking boring men in suits who have trouble smiling constantly poll each other to find out where their party stands on the highly critical issues like wheat subsidies.
Nothing to do with Psychotic Elmo, I just had to share.
Posted by: Somewhere North | January 03, 2006 at 03:41 PM
Oh come on people. You've all known I wasn't as innocent as I looked since the Internet got hold of my Sex tape with Tigger.
Posted by: Elmo | January 03, 2006 at 03:41 PM
that was Keith Olberman's 'worst person in the world' last nite. i m offended that they would attempt to besmirch the lovely elmo!
Posted by: queensbee | January 03, 2006 at 04:03 PM
Lovely Elmo???? Queensbee, you haven't quite gotten over your holiday hang over have you?
Posted by: Somewhere North | January 03, 2006 at 04:06 PM
Oops.
That chip was supposed to go in the Flushing
Your Yucky With Chuckie book.
Posted by: Christobol | January 03, 2006 at 04:07 PM
Oh poop, jjwml must have sent it in right before I did. :-( All right, my friend, you win this round. But watch your back -- I've got a little red fuzzy guy and I'm not afraid to use him!
Posted by: Renee | January 03, 2006 at 04:08 PM
Elmo, that video should come with a DNOAW warning.
Oh, wait, I guess the title should have been a clue, huh?
Posted by: southerngirl | January 03, 2006 at 04:17 PM
Elmo's looking a little distracted in that video.
Posted by: John | January 03, 2006 at 04:27 PM
Renee - if your little guy is fuzzy and red, you may need to order that guy-powder featured earlier. The one that cures the nefarious bat-wing syndrome.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 03, 2006 at 04:38 PM
If all it did was tickle Elmo, then Tigger wasn't doing a very good job of it.....
Posted by: Eleanor | January 03, 2006 at 04:39 PM
I new nothing good would come of tickling that little red thing.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | January 03, 2006 at 04:45 PM
I know this is late as I have been doing ACTUAL WORK this afternoon, but...
PeeJay,
I always thought Mr. McFeely was going to be the one to go Postal.
Posted by: Sledge Hammer! | January 03, 2006 at 05:11 PM
Father McFeely wNbagnfa priest.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 03, 2006 at 05:14 PM
Meanwhile, somewhere in an assembly plant in China, a creepy little nerd guy is being hauled out of the plant by Chinese soldiers who are taking him directly to the firing squad. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200 yuan.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | January 03, 2006 at 05:16 PM
We all knew this would happen after years of senseless, unabated tickling. Will the Pillsbury Doughboy be next? Remember, he carries a rolling pin and he knows how to use it.
Posted by: thevitamin | January 03, 2006 at 05:36 PM
Was that a rolling pin? I thought he was just happy to see me. Although that irritating giggle should have been a clue.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 03, 2006 at 06:00 PM
OK, first THIS happens - now Elmo's throwing around death threats. Conincidence? I think NOT!
Posted by: TCK | January 03, 2006 at 06:48 PM
I'm just dying to go potty ... just sayin' ...
Posted by: U.O | January 03, 2006 at 06:57 PM
U.O. - You're just potty to go dyin'...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 03, 2006 at 07:17 PM
Dave has a quote up on google's Quote of the Day!
http://www.google.com/ig?hl=en
Quotes of the Day
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry
Posted by: Laura | January 03, 2006 at 07:29 PM
Yes, Laura, it's on my Google Home Page as well - very cool!
Thanks for pointing it out. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | January 03, 2006 at 07:37 PM
I believe I saw some electrons Saturday night! :)
Posted by: southerngirl | January 03, 2006 at 09:36 PM
is the Orange bowl over yet??? Triple overtime?
Ack!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 04, 2006 at 01:07 AM
After spending an afternoon with my niece and her new "12 Days of Christmas Elmo," the answer to that question would be, "ME!"
Posted by: AlanBoss | January 04, 2006 at 01:23 AM
I found a set of new year's predictions that includes what next Christmas's Elmo will be singing.
Posted by: Walter Snyder | January 04, 2006 at 01:35 AM
Off thread, but isn't it
Posted by: can't sleep | January 04, 2006 at 02:33 AM
Let's try again: Off thread, but isn't it nice to have good news?
Posted by: can't sleep | January 04, 2006 at 02:34 AM
Yes, it sure is. Usually insomnia (the condition, not the blogster) means we're the first to hear bad news. This was a nice change.
Posted by: Betsy | January 04, 2006 at 03:36 AM
...aaaaand four hours later, the good news turns out to be yet another colossal and particularly ghastly "oops" in the wonderful world of individual and mass communications.
Sh*t.
I'm so sorry for everybody.
Posted by: Betsy | January 04, 2006 at 08:33 AM
For those who fell asleep, the Orange Bowl ended at 5:18 this morning when crazed fans high on No-Doz stormed the field, amputated the legs of both kickers and made a human pyramid to throw the ball through the goal posts, officially giving Penn State the win.
Posted by: Jacki | January 04, 2006 at 09:12 AM
can't: Yeah, I saw that last night, and heard the truth in the morning. How devastating for those families.
My heart goes out to them all.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 04, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Go Lions!
Posted by: Noob | January 04, 2006 at 02:28 PM