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A real learning experience for the kids.

(Thanks to slowlayne)

Note: These people are all naked from the waist down.

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

Disney books GAY DAYS? Since when??? That's the FIRST I've heard of that. It may be the happiest place on earth, butt...

[pogo]

AnnieWBH - as I understand it, gays groups decide a date on which they will all congregate at Mouse Town. Disney does nothing to promote it, but doesn't discourage it and warns other potential vistors.

[Boo Augustus]

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, that's just an example of poor parenting. Shouldn't 11, 12 and 13 year olds be asleep in bed by 5:15 p.m.? They would if it were left up to me.

[KOW]

Annie: Was that 'butt' a typo or a sly comment? I am cracking myself up here either way, no offense.

Swingers party + glass walled ballroom + unwarned guests<-- Management didn't see anything wrong with this equation? Ahhh... wonders never cease.

[Betsy]

From the Official Magic Kingdom website:

"DISCOVER MAGICAL GROUP BENEFITS FOR 10+ ROOMS Make dreams come true with unique benefits and personalized support services unlike anything you've ever experienced: Visit Disney Leisure Groups."
Please note that this is listed right after "Youth groups", which promises to make "seeing it all easier."

[Anonymous Swinger]

Well I was there at the swinger party, and frankly, we were all shocked that there were soccer parents and kids at our hotel. If the management had said anything, we would have taken our party to a local crack house or maybe a Hooters.

My thrid partner of the night was the most shocked. She came running to me, her firm breasts beating in the air like pistons in a small block V8, her hair trailing behind her like contrails from a subsonic F-18, her eyes open as wide as palace doors, and her lungs pumping air like a referee filling a basketball... As she almost knocked me over, she told me what she had seen in the lobby. Two young kids with orange slices in their mouths and Capri Suns in their hands. I took her in my arms and made passionate love to her to reassure her everything would be OK. She gave me a Dirty Sanchez and we said our goodbyes.

[Aunt Nancy]

Hmmmm...soccer parents...swingers...

I wonder if those soccer parents tried kicking any balls during their stay.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Pogo - I had to check it out, and of course it's all quite organized - queens in the kingdom, plus a few sights about Gay Day 2005.
I'd love to see the pc Disney sign that 'warns' people about gay days, but couldn't find any mention of it. What in the world are they going to warn them about? That Pluto is behind Uranus?

[Annie Where-but-here]

KOW - hee, hee. Hey, Donald, don't drop the soap. Wak, wak, wak...

[Annie Where-but-here]

dang, I muffed my link (can I say that on live tv?)
queensinthekingdom

[Luke]

I don’t think he has ever cared about civil liberties – he sees his job as protecting us, not protecting our liberties.

[ArcticAl]

How come the most exciting thing I've seen in hotels are drunk shriners riding little cars? Frankly the kids sports teams are probably the worst hotel guests to share a hotel with if you want to sleep as I've lerned from experience. The kids run up and down the halls all night screaming, while the parents drink beer together in one room. I could put up with some quiet moaning coming from the ballroom.

[russell]

A.N.: I think it must have been more baseball-type squeeze plays going on since it wasn't a meeting with THIS GUY

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Ballroom." Hee, hee, hee!

[fivver]

Favorite Joke:

Judge: Mr Mouse, I understand how hard this is on you and can sympathize but unfortunately the fact your spouse is insane is not grounds for divorice in this state.

M Mouse: What insane? I said she was #$%^ing Goofy!

[pogo]

Luke - I think that was for some other thread, but a little quote from Mr. B. Franklin seems appropriate, "He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither."

[TCK]

Annie - you did WHAT to your link?

[insomniac]

It's a world of groping
A world of sex
It's a world of nibbling on hundreds of necks
At our dress you may scoff
But while we're getting off
The cops will get a call!

[Brainy Jello]

...his son initially did not want to travel to watch his sister play soccer but "thought it (the swingers' party) was downright hilarious."

"What'cha been doing out on that balcony?"
"Just people watching, dad."
"Oh, okay."

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Fed, what's a Dirty Sanchez?

I am not looking it up. Because I'll get distracted, and--er, I mean because I'm morally opposed to all forms of naughtiness.

[julietine]

Tamara,

First of all EWWWWWWWW!....secondly, here's the definition per Wikipedia:

Dirty Sanchez or Filthy Sanchez is a term describing the result of a person having a "mustache" made primarily of fecal matter applied by the finger of the sexual partner. It is also called a Dirty Mexican in the Midwestern U.S., a Dirty Contreras in Oregon and a Dirty Mungy in Florida and California. Although a Filthy Sanchez is also defined as receiving oral sex while defecating on a toilet.

The name is commonly purported to originate from the idea that the result is supposed to make the partner appear more "Mexican."

Again!!!..>EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[TCK]

OK, I could've lived the rest of my life and died happy in complete ignorance of what a Dirty Sanchez is....

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

NEVERMIND! NEVERMIND! NEVERMIND! NEVERMIND!!!!!!

[southerngirl]

I've heard (read?) some pretty disgusting things on this blog, but that, well, that's got to be one of the worst. So much for decorum, eh, Kibby?

[TCK]

julietine: the next time Tamara(RWC) asks a question, please pretend that it is rhetorical

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

I'm pretty much cured of interrogatory statements. I am also hopefully cured of my literacy.

[Joshkr]

All of Tamara's questions are rhetorical. She actually runs a bordello and just asks to mess with people.

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

*snork!* Hiya, JOSH-JOSH! I guess Julietine's post lit the Perv Signal. ;)

Off-subject: Josh, did you ever get that book?

[Joshkr]

Hi TAMARA-TAMARA!...nah, YOUR posts trigger my perv signal! :)

Haven't gotten "the book" yet. I'm scared.

[Joshkr]

I got a George Foreman grill for xmas...(yes, from grandma)

This thing is confusing.

Not as complicated as a dirty sanchez, though.

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Get the darn book, Josh! It's REALLY good!
Really!1!one!eleven!

[Joshkr]

Tamara is not right in the head, everyone please excuse her.

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

That, my friend, is news to no one.

[TCK]

but her not right in the head-ness is the thing we love about her

[Joshkr]

Tamara rhymes with not right in the head

But she gives good...

Um, nevermind

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

*fondly tousles TCK's hair*

You might as well know, Josh: Everyone here is on my payroll.

And you cannot rhyme "head" with "head".

[Joshkr]

I'm not on your payroll...how do I get on your payroll?

Of course head rhymes with head...it's masculine universal. You don't need to understand, mere woman.

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

You get on my payroll by doing what I tell you. Now go buy that book!!

[TCK]

"head" doesn't need to rhyme with "head" - it just needs to be

[Joshkr]

Ok, I got the Kama Sutra...

Oh...different book?

I don't need that book, I've lived it :)

[Joshkr]

TCK...you are very wise

[Joshkr]

TCK...you are very wise

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

That's why you need it. Chicken!

[Joshkr]

Just send me your copy...or call me and read it to me in a very sultry voice.

Yah...option 2!

[TCK]

um - can we make that a conference call?

[Joshkr]

"Tamara's phone sex hotline! Can I read a book for you?"

Josh and TCK: "YES!!!!"

"Today we have Winnie the Pooh"

Josh and TCK: "mmmmmmmm"

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

I borrowed my copy from Punky. Maybe I'll buy you a copy for your birthday. If I can remember when it is.

[Joshkr]

Feb 28 :)

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

*Snork!*

[PirateBoy]

It is nearing halftime at the Rose Bowl, and I am *astonished* that none of you have posted any Pasadena-penned prose or poetry!

Even with the planned and plain punchlines of "trojans and longhorns", at least I expected something!

Please, something punny this way comes?

[TCK]

OK PB - I was gonna watch the Rose Bowl, till I realized that the teams playin' were named after a condom and a cattle breed, which, to me anyway, suggested waaaay too many perverted sceanarios to discuss on this family-freindly blog...

[punky brewster]

Tamara ... you hussy! Just because we're non-practicing doesn't mean you can cheat on me!

Oh ... we have company. Hi everyone. :)

[Joshkr]

PB...this may be disappointing from the "bowl" aspect, but I live near Seattle and we have a high school near here in the town of Tillicum

They're the Tillicum Trojans

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Cbol's doing a play-by-play on his blog. Be there or be square. Daddio.

[punky brewster]

Don't make me chase you woman!

[TCK]

OK - I'm gonna need an explanation of "non-practicing" - and maybe some video

[Joshkr]

Punky and Tamara need more practice

Everyone get out your score cards

[djtonyb]

Re: Gay Days @ Disney - it's not a Disney-sanctioned event, so you won't find much info about it on their official website. It's usually in June, when most Gay Pride parades take place. An amusing note - us queerfolk are encouraged to wear red t-shirts so's as to identify one another. Imagine if you show up in the wrong shirt that weekend! (seriously, I hear the t-shirt stands do pretty well)

More info here

re: dirty sanchez... OK, I thought my kinky score was up there, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Joshua, you are making that up.

Punky! Darling! What are YOU doing here?! It's not what it looks like! Unless it looks innocent!

[TCK]

I got arrested in Tillicum once - it had something to do with 12 boilermakers, a high speed car chase, and a girl named April...

[punky brewster]

non-practicing means we do it "perfectly" on the first try (and second ... and third) ... no practice necessary.

*wink wink nudge nudge*

[djtonyb]

*gets out scorecard and pencil*

Punky and Tamara and Joshkr all in the same room?!?!? This is going to be innnnnnnnteresting...

[punky brewster]

tamara ... that's it! No "find the little man in the boat" for you tonight, missy!

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

THAT'S what it means? We-he-hellll! I got all indignant fer nuthin' then!

[southerngirl]

Oh, so we're all cheating now? Hi, Tamera! Hi, Punky! Which one of you gals brought the hazelnuts?

Oooh... cheating is the ginchiest.

[djtonyb]

*taking lots of notes*

[TCK]

Tony - I thought you guys just knew (although I got that from Will & Grace, which may not necessarily be historically accurate)

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

HEY! I have one of my own, you know!! Oh, you mean now I have to find it myself. *pout*

[TCK]

hey, southerngiirl's here too - I'm definatly gonna need video

[southerngirl]

And now I'm simulposting with C-bol and Tamera!

*goes off to check on the removable showerhead*

[djtonyb]

TCK - it's called gaydar, but what with all these metrosexuals running around, it's become a little harder to tell ;)

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Psst, S-girl: Tam-A-ra. Carry on. :)

[punky brewster]

djt ... sweetums ... it's been so long. how are you honey?

[PirateBoy]

I found this link for a prank Caltech played during the 1961 Rosebowl.

It is indeed a classic hoax.

I'd love to see M.I.T. try to top that one!

[djtonyb]

Heidi-ho, ms. brewster! How you doin' way up North, there?

[Joshkr]

Punky...you calling DJT sweetums has no effect. Now if *I* call him sweetums on the other hand...

He'd squint and go..."uh, no thanks"

[punky brewster]

I refuse to allow video footage ... whenever I am naked next to tamara I look like a bloated meerkat. ix-nay to ideo-vay

[djtonyb]

I'm fine, can't complain, working a lot and they monitor us, so I can't blog like I wanna... :P

[djtonyb]

Awww, Joshkr, I think you're both pretty, in your own special way! 0:)

[Joshkr]

whenever I'm naked next to Tamara, my meerkat gets bloated

[djtonyb]

*hands punky a black rubber corset*

psssst... this does wonders for those "after the holidays" extra pounds

[punky brewster]

I'm phucking freezing my chimmy changas off, DjT ... that's what I'm doin' up north. And thumbing through photos of Tamara that I took while she was sleeping ... I mean ... when we went to the beach that time over the summer ... *cough*

[TCK]

I'll call him sweetums - not that I'm attracted to gay men - but, as a guy, I expect them to be attracted to me

[southerngirl]

Sorry, TamAra... I knew that! ;)

[Joshkr]

*watching line of men form to warm Punky's chimmy changas*

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Lover, are you making fun of my pale, sickly, stick-figure?

[southerngirl]

*simulpost with TCK*

Yes, I'm hot tonight!

Hi djTonyb! I would say hi to Josh, also, but...he kinda scares me. ;)

[djtonyb]

*snork* @ TCK - yep, typical guy!

I tell ya, punky, I don't miss those White Christmases one little bit. Even my parents were down here for the holidays... just couldn't stand being cold anymore! I suggest you invest in a pair o' them mink chimmy changa warmers, just to be safe!

[Joshkr]

*secretly hoping Tamara meant me when she said "lover"...even though I know she was talking to that hussy*

[Joshkr]

Southerngirl...be afraid...ask anyone...

[punky brewster]

I was wondering where that went! You stretched it out in the crotch DjT! Corset Snatcher.

Ha! I said snatch.

[southerngirl]

Simulpost with Tony, too. Does that count?

[punky brewster]

josh ... this hussy can kick your lucious buttocks ... so play nice. or at least play with my chimmy changas ... they need heating.

lover ... your delicate pale ivory form is splendifurous. even more so if i knew how to spell it.

[TCK]

southerngirl - it counts if you enjoyed it

[djtonyb]

punky - Sorry, I had to play one of "Sadistic Santa's" little helpers over the holidays. I suppose this means you need the shoes back, huh?

*wonders how this group of people ever ended up in a thread about swingers*

[TCK]

"delicate pale ivory form" - hmmmmmm - is anyone workin' on that video??

[djtonyb]

*lights a cigarette*

Of course it counts, sg!

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Swingers? This isn't the soccer thread? Oh, my!!

S-girl, do be afraid of Josh. Be very afraid. Except that I will kick him in the heads for you whenever you need me too. He likes it. Right, Josh?

[southerngirl]

TCK, I'm waiting on the other side....

*winks at Tony, and slowly exhales*

[punky brewster]

soccer ... swingers ... it's all the same ... lots of unhappy women ... balls flying all over the place ... volvos.