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January 31, 2006

HONEST POLITICIAN UPDATE

We spoke too soon.

(Thanks to bjorn of the message board)

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Whew! At least he didn't wave at anyone!

*looks around*

and FIRST!!

Now that he's arrested, he can run as a Republican!

Can they really arrest him for STALKING??? I mean, isn't that what Vampires DO???

Oh, and Sharkey = nice sharp teeth...coincidence?

Probably.

Loved his campaign pledge...."pledged public impalement for terrorists ". Maybe he should add "...and drivers who think friendly waving should be banned"

Wonder if he'll send his campaign filing inside a cake.

*snork* @ BM

I wonder if stalking or escape are impaleable offenses

.."Lindgren said the dispatcher had seen news stories about Sharkey's campaign and recognized the name on the warrant — Rocky Flash — as a name Sharkey had used as a pro wrestler."..Something a little unsettling about the dispatcher recognizing the name of a pro wrestler..

How does one kill a vampire?

_______ with a wooden stake?

Coinscidence?

Too bad Buffy isn't around....she'd stake his ass! (Well, technically, his heart)

Related/unrelated topic:

Anyone else saddened at the lack of vampire related programming this season? At least we still get to see Angel. (And "Bones" - coincidence?)

*squirms in her Geek chair*

His platform includes an emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans, but he also said he favored impaling certain wrongdoers in front of the State Capitol.

There's a better idea?

Mr.C-I would say he is a more democratic type person. More socialistic views here. We all love each other... unless your food.

Who would have thought that he was a pro wrestler. Guy dressed in spandex saying he is a vampire. Makes me wonder what the oposing party looked like.

Really this is sad because it gives vampires a bad name. Not that I am one. But there is an actuall illness that requires special nutrients found in blood. Called Porifera -could a medical type person expound this- and it has many signs we would recognise a vampire from.

Maybe he should talk to the German canibal...

Rita, yes - BEHIND the State capitol. Then you don't impede pedestrian traffic.

He still has my support. There was nothing in that story that contradicted his platform.

Now, now Mr. C. No political rants. You may start a riot. There could be pinching, eye poking and ear pulling.

Are vampires kosher?

"No, no! You haf der wrong guy! I'm Vlad the Imposter!"

Looks like the officer took a bite out of vampire crime.

But Punkin Poo, I bet that just a few public impalings would get the message across, and then there wouldn't be a pedestrian-blockage problem.

*heheh, I almost said pubic impaling*

Can you really lock up a vampire? (Or is it vampyre?)

Won't he just turn into a bat and fly away? Maybe they put garlic or crosses outside the cell or something....

Annie- If you have a Jewish Vampire. When does the day start?

I would suppose it is alright. I mean blood so long as its prepared corectly could be kosher. Of course would the rabbi bless it is the question. And would Challa be a curse to you?
Man you have started askign questions i wouldn't mind having answers to.

Bjorn? Again?

So now we are tramplinng on the rights of vampires. What's next, smiling and waving at people ? 16 items in a 15 item express lane ? Paper or plastic ?
Man.

Alfred and Bumble - You're right, of course. I shall flog myself with a wet noodle and attempt to restrain myself from casting further political aspersions.

(dang, I talk purty, don't I?)

Laughing @ Annie WBH and Alfred.
Anyone remember Keifer Sutherland as a vampire in the Lost Boys movie?
Vampire political candidate arrested?
Smells like Jack Bauer is infiltrating from the inside. Has Vlad been shot in the thigh???

qetzal - notice this guy escaped, so he got out somehow.

*goes off to look for her cheeseburger necklace*

"Annie- If you have a Jewish Vampire. When does the day start?

I would suppose it is alright. I mean blood so long as its prepared corectly could be kosher. Of course would the rabbi bless it is the question. And would Challa be a curse to you?
Man you have started askign questions i wouldn't mind having answers to."

The answers you wouldn't mind having.

Edgar. REAL strange site.

How can this guy look at himself in the mirror after what he's done?

Anything someone else does that makes me MAD, *THAT* is an impalement offense! (Please note that it doesn't take much sometimes...)

And a hearty *snork* at Aunt Nancy, who is safe for now with that really bad pun, the kind I wish *I* could come up with...

*snork* @ Lairbo

Ya know, I've stalke...um,...I mean, innocently driven by Stephen King's house, and he has a fence that's PERFECT for impaling!!

The only truly weird thing, is that the citizen's of Bangor probably wouldn't give it a second glance.

(And yet ANOTHER fine reason for Dave to come to Boston!!!!!!)

.."Lindgren said the dispatcher had seen news stories about Sharkey's campaign and recognized the name on the warrant — Rocky Flash — as a name Sharkey had used as a pro wrestler."..

this is police spin for "the dispatcher was bored on the midnight shift and was querying names of everyone he dislikes."

If he's a jewish vampire, I guess you know he's not a chauvinist pig. Oy!

Punkin Poo, I'm sure you're a wonderful person, but enough with the Boston Baked Begging already. Beans are not supposed to make you whine from both ends.

Edgar- Thanks for the info. I guess he could still eat matsah though. It has no taste so there for is not being nutritional.

Wait, did the Gollum eat? I mean he was both dead and alive. So could he eat.

Seattle might look like it has vampires. But they really just work for the IT department.

Snorkin' good question, there, er Question....

I'll bet Eleanor can answer a lot of these questions when she wakes up tonight.

OUCH Annie - it's comments like that that put me in the bloghouse yesterday. Dont worrry theres a nice warm spot right here next to me. ;-)
*pats the cushion of the couch*

And that spot on the couch is warm because....?

Because being the gentleman that I am, I moved over to the cold part of the couch so I could offer you the pre-warmed seat.

Either that or I moved after I peed myself laughin at todays postings. I am PRETTY sure it is the former.

Does anyone know where Mr. Dave is today ?

Dave had to take his shirt to the dry cleaners to remove certain baby outputs.

Did you notice that baby was laughing his / her head off ? Probably could'nt help but produce something on Dave's shirt

("Mack the Knife")
Oh, Jon Sharkey/ won't be guv'nor
Since he's sent down/Hoosier way
Extradition/is a tradition
To teach vampires that/crime don't pay!

When he showed up/ on the scene, dear
Threw his cape into the fray
I don't think he knew/ if Nosferatu
Was a film or/ a nasal spray!

Though his platform/ was a coffin
And his friends all/worshiped Baal
His major failing /was that impaling
Wouldn't fly much in St. Paul!

So there's a moral/ for the kids,babe
To hold office /in the Matrodome
The public desires/ cons who are vampires
But leave the wrestling cloak at home!

hmmmm - vampires - don't you people know it's not safe to make fun of vampires?

while waiting for Eleanor...

since kosher animals are slaughtered in such a way that the blood runs out, I'm not sure about the Jewish vampire question...

TCK, you're exactly right, we do need to be careful. I'm sure my comment above regarding impalement and my MADness will be well received by the toothy buggers... er, wait, they may not like that (ever see a vampire with a sense of humor?).... ummmm.... how to say toothy bugger without saying toothy bugger? Oh hever mind, I'll just have to depend on Jack Bauer to shoot them in the thigh with a garlic-flavored silver bullet or whatever it takes to stop the toothy bugg....... well crap. I'm dead.

"Toothy Buggers" WBAGNFARB, but not for long.

ROFL LMAO!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Chortle, chortle, chortle!!!

He got arrested! He's a crook! This is the funniest thing I've read in - in - in minutes!!!

Announcement
Jewish Education Lessons are cancelled today due to lack of time. Please refer to yesterday's link which may or may not contain information about Jewish vampires (if in fact there is such a thing).
Thank you.
Carry on.

Waite what. We where discussing jewish vampires already? Where what link

Good song Insomniac

Ok can a Muslim Vampire drink blood. No. There are no vampires in the Middle East. They have there own blood sucking creatures.

*They have there own blood sucking creatures.*

You know, I hate it when people are picky about spelling n' grammar (NWS my own Eng. major background), BUT...that sentence is really confusing, Alfred. Do you mean they have their own blood sucking creatures, OR There they own blood sucking creatures, OR They have there o.w.n. blood sucking creatures...

daisymae, I agree with you, but go easy on Alfred. I think he's running a pint or 2 low...full moon and all that.

Sorry, I meant Arabs have there(their)(der?) own stories of blood sucking creatures. You can read about it in the Vampire Encylcopedia. This is part of the "Mythical creatures compendium" I got because I am a nerd.
I also spent a lot of time with arabs in Phoenix. Told a few vampire stories to kids. The parents asked what a vampire was.
Then one day I hear some guy say that the Arabs think that Condi Rice is a Vampire. He even shows me some sights. I was very angry that some one would sink so low as to put words in the mouths, of the people who need to speak the most.

I graduated from the same High School as Raymond Carver. Can you tell?

Annie, Sorry to have annoyed you.

Punkin Poo - you are fun, hope I didn't piss you off too much. I hope Dave does eventually come to Boston in the springtime. I can't wait for baseball season, when we can really get into Bosox vs. my beloved Yankees. But I couldn't resist using the line about beans and whining.

guess I should have switched back to my real nom de plume.

Annie, I was about to tell you "no problem", until, that is, I read you are a Yankees fan. I can now see where your superiority complex and intolerance of others comes from. Please don't take that as an insult - you just can't help it. I hope you all choke on a giant Johnny Damon hairball. And even though Johnny has been sold to the Devil, I would STILL give my firstborn for a chance to lick him.

We'll settle this next October, until then I say we pretend to be cordial should we meet on the blog.

:)

Dearest Punkin Poo - there you go, lettin' those beans do the talkin' for you again. See ya in September, since your team will have tee times in October.

:)

Tee Times in October! YAY!!

GO YANKEES!!

Get your
baseball caps right here! The season's just around the corner.

Damon, A-Rod, Jeter, we can't lose!!!

Uh, El, easy...after all, the beaners did win once in the past 85 years. They're on a roll.

El ~ Thank you for illustrating the words "baseball caps" for our illiterate NY viewers.

Annie - Yes, you may have the best team money can buy, but we'll always have HEART! Heart, and time to see the gorgeous fall foliage while you sit in the cold, spilling beer on yourselves....


*breaks down in tears*

Punkin - don't cry, there's always next year....
*self-snork!* (Can I do that?)

Annie WBH - Apparently so!

As that link pointed out, blood does not seem to be kosher. So a Jewish vampire would have serious problems.

If blood sucking is not kosher, where do the Jewish people get their tax collectors?

(Sorry, old family joke. My dad was a tax collector type person, once upon a time ...)

What if it were a blood substitute, like soy-blood? Would that be ok?

Annie, I can relate to Punkin's tears... I'm the same way whenever *I* spill my beer! I get all choked up just thinking about it...

I thought that as long as they didn't butter up the neck, the kosher part wasn't a problem.

Or bite a cow...oy!

...glad to be an omnivore!

His platform includes an emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans, but he also said he favored impaling certain wrongdoers in front of the State Capitol.

There's a better idea?

What are we suggesing here?

Cargo Man

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