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Posted by: monkeyshines | January 22, 2006 at 05:01 PM
Hey, awesome! Just what I've been looking for! You can never find these anymore!
Posted by: King Wingbipeekaboo | January 22, 2006 at 05:02 PM
I wonder if their challenge is "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz"?
Posted by: monkeyshines | January 22, 2006 at 05:05 PM
WHAT is spineless, loves oysters, wears beige with purple flecks and fences with its penis?
Sounds like the guy who stalked me freshman year of college. But his name wasn't Imogene.
Posted by: slyeyes | January 22, 2006 at 05:06 PM
How in the world did you ever find that
Posted by: Scot | January 22, 2006 at 05:07 PM
hey dave, is that you
Posted by: Scott | January 22, 2006 at 05:09 PM
penis fencing - new olympic sport? they can run it right after the ice dancing
Posted by: TCK | January 22, 2006 at 05:11 PM
Are they going to fence each other or the ice dancers? 'Cause I can see a whole new reality show.
Posted by: monkeyshines | January 22, 2006 at 05:15 PM
cleaned many a barnacle and worms off the bottom of boats growing up in the keys, but never saw one trying to make a pass at me
Posted by: Scott | January 22, 2006 at 05:16 PM
Penis Fencing Hermaphrodites wbagnfarb ...
Posted by: U.O | January 22, 2006 at 05:57 PM
Now say that title five times real fast!!
Posted by: Dr. Doug | January 22, 2006 at 05:58 PM
It's name is Imogine?
Posted by: J who oughta... | January 22, 2006 at 06:00 PM
"The first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm, while the "loser" lays and broods the eggs."
and this is different from us... how?
Posted by: just sayin' | January 22, 2006 at 06:01 PM
just ' --
Sorta reminds one of Brittwit and K-Slime, don't it?
(Not to mention the rest of the male-type gendered part of the human race, I mena ...)
Posted by: U.O | January 22, 2006 at 06:10 PM
now, read the whole article as if Jacques Cousteau were narrating a special for National Geographic:
"Ze Oyster leech lives in waters up to trois metres in depth. Un jour when ze rest of Calypso had the day off, I watched ze perverted little creatures do the 'danse du schlong'. En garde ! "
Posted by: insomniac | January 22, 2006 at 06:29 PM
just sayin' said: '"The first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm, while the "loser" lays and broods the eggs."'
and this is different from us... how?"
Well, I never spar afterward. I guess that's how. :)
Posted by: Lardog88 | January 22, 2006 at 06:34 PM
I'll stick with penis-sucking flesh fencers.
Posted by: Wm. J. Clinto....I mean, Mr Jones | January 22, 2006 at 06:39 PM
Yeah...I just hate when I'm brooding, and that SOB is out there sparring with other flatworms. If Jack Bauer were here, he'd shoot Imogine in the thigh...or at least pick him up with a paintbrush.
Posted by: Betsy | January 22, 2006 at 06:44 PM
Let's give it up for the....
Flesh-sucking penis fencers! WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Chuck | January 22, 2006 at 07:02 PM
Dave may have engaged in some penis fencing. How can we be sure that Walter was not abducted or stolen?
Posted by: Brad | January 22, 2006 at 08:36 PM
Just sayin' - *snork* *sniffle*.
Before I clicked on the link I thought they were "fencing" them as in SELLING stolen ones. Microchip that, bay-bee!!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 22, 2006 at 09:34 PM
First the oosik, and now this.
Is there a theme here?
And why fencing? Maybe they're just
"high five-ing" each other the best they can.
Posted by: R.T. Firefly | January 22, 2006 at 10:16 PM
They fight over who has the babies.
The loser sits and broods eggs.
Sounds like prison.
Posted by: Crash | January 22, 2006 at 10:26 PM
When they're fencing do they adopt the formal engarde position or do they just go at it? And which end are they going at? And how many of these poor buggers did these two scientists break in half before they realized they needed to pick them up with a teeny-tiny paintbrush? Are there heaps of little penis-fencer corpses littering their lab even now?
Posted by: Asopip | January 23, 2006 at 12:01 AM
This seems very Strange. http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/prison-guard-wanted-video-lost-inquiry/2006/01/23/1137864844884.html
Posted by: Dr. Zhivago | January 23, 2006 at 12:44 AM
The traditional fence fight up a flight of stairs must be somewhat awkward.
Posted by: slyeyes | January 23, 2006 at 08:18 AM
hey man, i think i saw the penis fencers in concert around 78. yeah.
Posted by: queensbee | January 23, 2006 at 09:28 AM
Wow! I work my fingers to the bone finding this story and sending it to the blog. Then I get no credit? That book tour must be very distracting.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | January 23, 2006 at 09:36 AM
"What is spineless, loves oysters, wears beige with purple flecks and fences with its penis?"
Whew, my ears are burnin'.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 23, 2006 at 09:59 AM
Give it up for the Evil Little Animals! I saw 'em opening up for KISS in the Seventies....
Posted by: Alien8 | January 23, 2006 at 10:37 AM
I really shouldnt be reading this blog at work, Diet Coke really wreaks havoc with the flat panel monitor.
Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese.™ | January 23, 2006 at 01:09 PM
Hey, maybe the "loser" LIKES getting stabbed!
NTTAWWI!
Posted by: Bill | January 23, 2006 at 03:31 PM