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January 22, 2006

FUN NEW CRITTER DISCOVERED

Flesh-sucking penis fencers!

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Hey, awesome! Just what I've been looking for! You can never find these anymore!

I wonder if their challenge is "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz"?

WHAT is spineless, loves oysters, wears beige with purple flecks and fences with its penis?

Sounds like the guy who stalked me freshman year of college. But his name wasn't Imogene.

How in the world did you ever find that

hey dave, is that you

penis fencing - new olympic sport? they can run it right after the ice dancing

Are they going to fence each other or the ice dancers? 'Cause I can see a whole new reality show.

cleaned many a barnacle and worms off the bottom of boats growing up in the keys, but never saw one trying to make a pass at me

Penis Fencing Hermaphrodites wbagnfarb ...

Now say that title five times real fast!!

It's name is Imogine?

"The first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm, while the "loser" lays and broods the eggs."

and this is different from us... how?

just ' --

Sorta reminds one of Brittwit and K-Slime, don't it?

(Not to mention the rest of the male-type gendered part of the human race, I mena ...)

now, read the whole article as if Jacques Cousteau were narrating a special for National Geographic:

"Ze Oyster leech lives in waters up to trois metres in depth. Un jour when ze rest of Calypso had the day off, I watched ze perverted little creatures do the 'danse du schlong'. En garde ! "

just sayin' said: '"The first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm, while the "loser" lays and broods the eggs."'

and this is different from us... how?"

Well, I never spar afterward. I guess that's how. :)

I'll stick with penis-sucking flesh fencers.

Yeah...I just hate when I'm brooding, and that SOB is out there sparring with other flatworms. If Jack Bauer were here, he'd shoot Imogine in the thigh...or at least pick him up with a paintbrush.

Let's give it up for the....

Flesh-sucking penis fencers! WBAGNFARB

Dave may have engaged in some penis fencing. How can we be sure that Walter was not abducted or stolen?

Just sayin' - *snork* *sniffle*.

Before I clicked on the link I thought they were "fencing" them as in SELLING stolen ones. Microchip that, bay-bee!!

First the oosik, and now this.
Is there a theme here?


And why fencing? Maybe they're just
"high five-ing" each other the best they can.

They fight over who has the babies.
The loser sits and broods eggs.

Sounds like prison.

When they're fencing do they adopt the formal engarde position or do they just go at it? And which end are they going at? And how many of these poor buggers did these two scientists break in half before they realized they needed to pick them up with a teeny-tiny paintbrush? Are there heaps of little penis-fencer corpses littering their lab even now?

This seems very Strange. http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/prison-guard-wanted-video-lost-inquiry/2006/01/23/1137864844884.html

The traditional fence fight up a flight of stairs must be somewhat awkward.

hey man, i think i saw the penis fencers in concert around 78. yeah.

Wow! I work my fingers to the bone finding this story and sending it to the blog. Then I get no credit? That book tour must be very distracting.

"What is spineless, loves oysters, wears beige with purple flecks and fences with its penis?"

Whew, my ears are burnin'.

Give it up for the Evil Little Animals! I saw 'em opening up for KISS in the Seventies....

I really shouldnt be reading this blog at work, Diet Coke really wreaks havoc with the flat panel monitor.

Hey, maybe the "loser" LIKES getting stabbed!
NTTAWWI!

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