DON'T WORRY, JACK!
We won't give you away.
(Thanks to Nancy M.)
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We won't give you away.
(Thanks to Nancy M.)
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Only HE (and possibly Lee Harvey Oswald) could shoot TWO thighs with one magic bullet!!
Posted by: CoastRaven | January 23, 2006 at 03:04 PM
I'd actually be looking at a Scotsman, as that was an especially thrifty shooting...
Posted by: jamester | January 23, 2006 at 03:04 PM
No, we might not give him away, but for the right price we might sell him ... whaddaya think we'd get on eBay?
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 03:05 PM
Totally aside true story: I have a friend who once shot three deer with one bullet. (Details later, film at 11.)
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 03:06 PM
U.O - Clearly, you'd get jack.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 23, 2006 at 03:06 PM
So I guess one of the Jack Bauer facts needs updating:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
The bullets would go through Nina and kill Hitler and Stalin, too.
Posted by: qetzal | January 23, 2006 at 03:10 PM
BJ -
I'd get Jack? Sh!t! I wuz hopin' for money ...
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 03:12 PM
U.O., I hope your film is more interesting than those high-action photos at the link.
Posted by: John | January 23, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Well, of course!
After all, these are from Nodak ... not Sodak ...
(Sorry ... a little Northern Great Plains humor there ...)
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 04:14 PM
Hey...I just found (another)Jack rerun in the middle of the day (on A&E). The scene was Jack, Audrey & Paul in a car talking about Marwan using Paul to get to Audrey & her dad. The previous scene was of a psychoacting blind girl in a hospitalish setting. Does anybody know what Season this is? Wasn't Marwan the 4th (last) season?
Posted by: daisymae | January 23, 2006 at 04:26 PM
Last Season...there was no Audrey until last season...
Posted by: Doug | January 23, 2006 at 05:03 PM
U.O, don't you appreciate stellar Sodak journalism?
Posted by: Nancy M. | January 23, 2006 at 05:06 PM
I'm confused...aren't "high-action photos" usually Kodak?
Posted by: Cody Pendent | January 23, 2006 at 05:15 PM
Cody .. it's so a Northern Great Plains/Upper Midwest thing. And, "high-action" hardly ever happens up here... hence the news coverage.
Posted by: Nancy M. | January 23, 2006 at 05:25 PM
Nancy M. --
I might, if I ever found any ... which will prolly happen a day or so after I find some in Nodak ...
(Nice catch, Cody ... good work ... )
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 05:32 PM
It's not so impressive. Aren't you forgetting that the man and woman both lived? Now if the one bullet went through both of their hearts and they died instantly...
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | January 23, 2006 at 05:44 PM
Well, I'm impressed! First the police interview two of the three people in the vehicle, and they "have a pretty good idea of who the players are." And both victims of being leg-shot with one bullet are expected to survive. Obviously great police work, and cutting edge medical care.
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