CRIME IN BETHLEHEM, PA.
It's getting so a person can't even go outside.
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Just how long did this go on?
Just wonderin', is all . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 23, 2006 at 03:46 PM
They weren't mating - He was hiding his nuts for the winter!!!
Posted by: CoastRaven | January 23, 2006 at 03:50 PM
... shaking, crying and [with] saliva coming from its mouth ...
... um ... I got nothin' ... printable ...
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 03:50 PM
U.O.: since when has that stopped you?
;-)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 23, 2006 at 03:54 PM
The article was so short that I read the comments. I loved User Kelly's comment:
"and they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed singin' and jingin' the jango floatin' like the heavens above it looks like squirrel love..."
Reminds me of two buck teethed privates from Uncle Sam's Summer camp who were always conspiring to get together. Squirrel Love!
Posted by: monkeyshines | January 23, 2006 at 04:00 PM
You know, this is an image I'd really like to have out of my head just as soon as possible...
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | January 23, 2006 at 04:00 PM
"Shaking, crying and [with] saliva coming from its mouth."
So he was a typical guy squirrel in need of some lovin', and a girl squirrel took pity on him.
Posted by: Bill | January 23, 2006 at 04:11 PM
Well... I'm just nearly wordless... Squirrels around here tend to keep their mating rituals mostly to themselves, instead of scaring old guys - or maybe that's just the columnist for the paper?
Posted by: Kathy P. | January 23, 2006 at 04:15 PM
You should see the size of his nuts . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 23, 2006 at 04:16 PM
It is a sad commentary on the male species when foreplay is mistaken for hydrophobia. Although, I have many of the same symptoms just prior to a really good shoe sale at Macy's.
Posted by: Crabby Appleton | January 23, 2006 at 04:17 PM
I'm with U.O - I got nothin'.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | January 23, 2006 at 04:18 PM
The links to the squirell-lovers' board just over the squirell-repellent ad is pretty funny . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 23, 2006 at 04:19 PM
Coulda been worse, at least it wasn't one of those damned squirls . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 23, 2006 at 04:24 PM
MKJ --
Watchoo mean? I got standards! I got morals! I got manners! I got decorum! I got TACT! I got COUTH!
I ... um ... just ... don't ... use 'em very often ...
Besides which already ... it was perty gross ... even by my standards ... and I'm not comfortable with the thot of being a "kiss and tell" kinda pers ... ooops! ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 04:25 PM
At least the squirel wasn't doing this.
If they're taking those from you, you've got problems.
Posted by: Bumble | January 23, 2006 at 04:29 PM
*inserts extra r in "squirel"*
Posted by: Bumble | January 23, 2006 at 04:30 PM
Tomorrow's Squirrel News.
Posted by: Bumble | January 23, 2006 at 04:32 PM
BUMBLE!
I clicked your link, and ... (I quote:)
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/fun/squirrel.jpg on this server.
HOLY PATOLIE¡¡¡¡¡¡
Whut in the Wide World a' Sports is a-goin' on here?
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 04:45 PM
Reminds me of an old joke, with the punch line: Why do you ask, two dogs ________?
Posted by: Teri | January 23, 2006 at 04:50 PM
* Hopefully kills bold*
I'll bet a moose had something to do with setting up this squirrel tete a tete.
Posted by: pogo | January 23, 2006 at 04:51 PM
U.O - Sorry Mr. Taggert. I guess we sorta just got caught up.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | January 23, 2006 at 04:53 PM
U.O. - It's your browser. Are you using Netscape, Safari or Firefox? I couldn't see it with Firefox (my prefered browser), but it worked on Explorer. If you still want to know what it is or see it let me know.
Posted by: monkeyshines | January 23, 2006 at 05:00 PM
I guess there was no room at the inn....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2006 at 05:03 PM
U.O~ Both links, or just the first one? Let me try it another way.
To view the picture I linked to, go here and click on the link that says Thirsty Squirrel.
If it was the second one you couldn't view, then never mind. :-)
Posted by: Bumble | January 23, 2006 at 05:11 PM
OK ... I'll try IE ... slow as it is ...
BTW ... totally off thread ... y'all have GOTTA go back to the book tour thread of Jan. 19 ... the one with the pix of Dave, Tamara RWC and the Rice Krispy Oosik ... down at the bottom is a FABULOUS foto of them ... boku better than the one at the top of the thread ... whatta DOLL!!! (I am serious here ... no tricks ... go look ...)
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 05:14 PM
U.O~ Thanks for the tip.
Tamara~ Nice.
Posted by: Bumble | January 23, 2006 at 05:17 PM
WTD?
So ... I din't see your "extra" link, until after those other posts ... so I did ... so then I went back to your first one ... and now it works ...
I say again, WTD?
And besides which already ... why would that one be forbidden by any browser at all, let alone mine?
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 05:26 PM
Off Thread ~ No, UO is NOT making it up.
Back on thread ~ I did some research and the foaming, etc., may have been caused by the knowledge that squirrels have an oosik.
Posted by: monkeyshines | January 23, 2006 at 05:26 PM
No, the second one worked fine, the first time ... um ... whichever ... the one with the waggely tail and eyeballs ...
Or did this one change from a different one ... where's the moose? Whut tete a tete?
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 05:28 PM
U.O - the moose got tired of waiting for you and wandered off to Sodak.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 23, 2006 at 05:36 PM
Remember whenever a squirrel gets in trouble; there is always a moose behind it.
Posted by: monkeyshines | January 23, 2006 at 05:39 PM
Sodak's got Mooses?
Hu new?
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 05:43 PM
I guess there was no room at the inn <<<<<<<<
You owe me a new keyboard on that one, Annie..... :)
Posted by: Clark Kent | January 23, 2006 at 05:51 PM
U.O~ What does WTD mean?
And, my two links: I don't know who is seeing what, but the first was a picture of a squirrel drinking beer from a straw, the second was a picture of a squirrel looking at a tabloid that said "Tufty gets some Tail." The third was a link to a web page that had the first link. Clear? :-)
Posted by: Bumble | January 23, 2006 at 05:57 PM
... got another "FORBIDDEN" on the moose link ... just sayin' ...
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 05:58 PM
What the Devil? What the Dickens?
Posted by: Bumble | January 23, 2006 at 05:58 PM
Doh! Simulpost w/ U.O
Posted by: Bumble | January 23, 2006 at 05:59 PM
Uh-Oh ...
(to coin a phrase ...)
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 06:12 PM
On another note,
24 is on tonight!!!!!
Posted by: V-Hill | January 23, 2006 at 06:13 PM
Yeah, Bumble ... clear ... xcept that I don't always look far enuf above the comment area, and see all the posts ... missed your question until now ...
So. I've seen the linked pix ... still dunno why they were forbidden ... NBD ...
WTD is something someone started using a while back ... a month or so?
We're fond of saying WTF or OMGWTFBBQ ... somehow there were ducks (not Federal Duck, I don't think, but p'haps) in a thread, and so instead of keying WTF this bloglit did WTD ... a kinder, gentler euphemism (if that's not too, too redundant and tautological and repititive enough ...) if you will ...
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 06:35 PM
Lets talk about 24, I'm sick of trying to come up with something witty about those damn squirrels.
All I keep geting is a variation on a Rodney Dangerfield joke; " Hey, shaking, crying and saliva coming from its mouth....sounds like my honeymoon!"
Posted by: R.T. Firefly | January 23, 2006 at 06:35 PM
That's not bad, 'fly ... there were others that sorta alluded to the gist of yours,vaguely, but you nailed it ...
Posted by: U.O | January 23, 2006 at 06:38 PM
Bumble - WTD = What the Duck.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | January 24, 2006 at 12:52 PM
Mr. C~ Yeah, U.O mentioned that somewhere in that other comment. :-)
Posted by: Bumble | January 24, 2006 at 01:03 PM
UO - Just in case you check this the moose link was just Bullwinkle standing behind Rocky. And I agree - WTD!
Posted by: monkeyshines | January 24, 2006 at 03:10 PM
Teri - You beat me to it!!!
And so the sun sets on another small-brained rodent...
Posted by: CandyT | January 24, 2006 at 03:29 PM