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December 12, 2005

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN FOR A NIGHTCAP?

No.

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FIRST!!!!!!

Blue gerbils. Just what the world needs.

...A NIGHTCAP?
No.

Some varm milk perhaps?

1. Apartment?!

2. Man-hands!

Some new and interesting concepts:
"The American Gerbil Society" and "Gerbil shows."
Daughter: "Mom! I got a new job working for a non-profit entity!"
Mother: "Wow! Which one? The United Way? Red Cross?"
Daughter: "No, the American Gerbil Society!"

I sense an opportunity for 1 or perhaps 2 Richard Gere jokes...

All she needs now is a BOA as a roommate!

Let's see, that's 400 gerbils at $6 a pair... wow! She had devoted her entire life and apartment to generate $1200 worth of assets! That poop!

She is just one hairball away from becoming a spinster with cats.

Brainy - "Ofaltine!"

I wonder if her landlord is going to see this article. (And not to disappoint Lurker:) Heck, I wonder if Richard Gere is going to see this article. I see love in her future!!

she started with 4, now she has hundreds. that's a lot of inbreeding

Guess you could say that their (not your) family habitrail has only one branch.

Gerbils are nocturnal ...

My older granddaughter told me that ...

Like a lot of what I read on here, it begs the question: Why????

Her last name is Inman? Boy, I really like the sound of that one!

Funny....she doesn't look shrewish.

Annie W-B-H - *SNORK*

:( I get "Sorry, this story reserved for subscribers." $30 for 6 months. No thanks.

Lardog - It was an ephemeral link - the story was posted for only 24 or 48 hours or so, and now it's in the archives. From the thread, though, you kinda catch its drift, IYCMD.

All I got was an entire message telling me how reasonable it would be to subscribe to the provider of these fantastic news items!

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