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[Brainy Jello]

But you have to send them to Vermont if they want to get married.

[Federal Duck]

Sit.... good boy.

Roll over! ... good.

Now... don't be gay. C'mon. Don't be gay, Sparky.

-Stan or Kyle, I forget which.

[Betsy]

I'm really glad my dog came equipped with fur. I'm bad at getting the earrings on before the clock runs out.

[Annie Where-but-here]

No gay dog would be caught playing dead wearing THOSE earrings with THAT hat.

[Brainy Jello]

"MOVING - Looking for home for lab/husky mix. Is good with kids, house-trained and fabulous."

[Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary]

C'mon in little fella, we're all big gay friends heeeere.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I knew butt-sniffing was their way of saying 'hi' but jeeeez...

[Addicted to 24]

So Dave,
Are we to gather from the bloging going on today that you in fact did not fall off a cliff? This makes me very happy.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I sense a Barryian urge to vent about half-pints schussing past you on the kiddy slope. Bet we could write it for you, and you could play editor....

[Teri]

Hmmmm? Is this called playing "dog" house?

[Jacki]

Okay - I REALLY suck at things like this. I can't get the scarf thing on and get past stage two!

Perhaps this goes to my deep seated belief that if it is animal, it should come with its own fur...

[william cormeny]

I keep thinking about the movie Best of Show.
But I have seen the worst violations of dog attire committed by women owners.

[Goog L]

Jacki --

Thank goodness! I thought it was just me.

Maybe someone will tell us where to put the boa (on the dog, that is) so we can go to the other rounds.

[Noob]

Don't know (not no) if I should admit this, but the boa goes in front of the dog's neck. I guess it's supposed to look wrapped around or something.

Personally, as the owner (and owned) of two spoiled labs, I abhor putting clothing on pets (unless it's a weather necessity).

[U.O]

I'm sorry, but with the "thread" referring to "gay" dogs, all I can think of is that really old joke ...

WARNING: Some may be upset or offended by this, please believe me, it's all I can think of, since y'all started me on this train of thought ...

Joke:

Did you hear about the 98-pound homosexual who moved to Alaska?

He came back a big Husky F$ck#r ...

HEY! -- I said I was sorry!

[southerngirl]

As well you should be. ;)

*snork*

[U.O]

... one of the things I'm sorry about (HA! Not really!) is that ever since the first time I heard that joke, every time I see something that uses the word "husky" or "huskies" or some variation ... referring to the dog breed, or to a general physical type ... I cannot stop myself from telling myself the joke, again ... and again ...

Besides which already ... I've been wondering how I could adapt or modify that joke to make it work (verbally, not literally) with a Chihuahua ...

Any ideas?

[Bucket]

Oh, Come on! didn't anybody go on to play "Warm Your Pussy?"

[Pirateboy]

I did, Bucket. It comes up as a game option after you click past the next game that site offers ("Square up your Squirrel") and it is *much* easier, because most of the parts fit in obvious locations.

Fluffy is all toasty and warm now, thanks! I made it to level 7.

N.P. "We are the champions...."

[Annie Where-but-here]

pb - thanks for explaining what the heck Bucket was talking about. For a while there, he was in the doghouse. Or, I was ready to 'kick the Bucket.'

[Random South Park kid]

Stupid gay dog.

[Eleanor]

hey

[Candy Tutt]

I must agree on the earrings. Nice chrome studs would work better...