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...could have used a stalker of its own, today.

(Thanks to markhh)

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[southerngirl]

A stalker that washes dishes?? Does he also do laundry?

SOOOO glad you're back, Blog!!

[southerngirl]

May I say, FIRST!!!

[Bumble]

southerngirl~ You may. And yeah, I want a stalker who cleans up and fixes things...

[cyn]

hey, if he also takes out the trash... that's marriage material!

[Teri]

Wow...a man doing dishes on his own. Let me repeat...wow.

TGF

www.herestohappywomen.blogspot.com

[kj]

Jin Bo? Is he from southern China? Along with Chong Boy and Luk Duk?

[I apologize to any Asian bloglits. I'm not making fun of Asian names. Well, yes, I am, but only the funny red-neck sounding ones.]

[I apologize to any southern bloglits. I'm not making fun of your names. I'm making fun of you.]

[BLT]

I dunno, guys - I remember reading an article about stalking that somebody posted on this blog a few months ago, and it scared me silly . . . I mean, yeah, it's funny when it's not real, but actual stalking is truly scary.

In other news, I'm sitting up in bed with swollen feet, a week from my due date with my second child (#1 son being sound asleep after meltdown following church musical participation & getting overstimulated at the fellowship time afterward). Meanwhile, my husband has taken my mom to the hospital, as she overbalanced out of a chair reaching for something & cut her head open on the corner of some furniture.

Waah?

[insomniac]

"What are you doing with my MP3 player."

"It's broken. I'm going to fix it."

"What are the bra and the photographs for?"

"Well, that's how McGyver would do it!"

[just sayin']

*loves BLT lots of chocolate*

[just askin']

*kicks the snot out of kj*

[Blog Readers]

Note to Teri:
signing off with with a web addy makes us think you're a spambot. We scan past and say, hey, this person just signed off with a name and an addy, they must be a spambot, and don't actually read the comment. Just leave it linked through your name (the blue thing that says when you posted) and it'll be good.

[U.O]

OMG!

I gotta tell ya ... if I was a stalker (NTTAWWT ... or mebbe there is) I sure wouldn't bother doing the dishes ...

HOWever, if I was being stalked, I wouldn't mind quite as much if somebody did the dishes ...

(Is this worse than my "usual" ...??? It's been the withdrawl symptoms of going without the blog ... gotta be ...)

[BLT]

Mmmmm, yummy! Thanks, just sayin' . . . I'm grateful for the chocolate - and yet, also grateful it's virtual chocolate, as they just declared me gestationally diabetic this week. (Yeah, I know it's awfully late in the pregnancy, but I got my tests done late, long story.) So now I'm having to do finger-sticks and watch my carbs and eat at intervals tha seem to be unhelpful - but at least there's only a week or so to go. And the goal is a healthy baby, so it's all worth it, much as I complain.

[just sayin']

wowser, BLT! just when i start thinkin' i've got problems.
you take good care of yourself n the wee one. we'll be pulling for you.. er.. rooting.. no no.. uh, crossing our fingers n toes!

[southerngirl]

I'm southern, so kj can....what just sayin' said.

And, BLT, if you want prayers, you got 'em. Otherwise, *good thoughts comin' at ya!*

[BLT]

Thanks again - it *has* kind of been a stressful week, now that I look at it closely. :-} My husband is being very supportive & doing much to take care of me & baby (you could probably tell he's a keeper by the fact that he's at the hospital taking good care of my mom right now). I'm trying my best to do my part, with the eating right & all that - and in light of that, I think I'm gonna turn in. Talk to you all tomorrow!

[BLT]

southerngirl, prayers welcome anytime, always. Many thanks!

[U.O]

BLT -

You got 'em ... even before you knew it ... but, you din't know that, didja?

(... this fact has to do with my prayers every time I do ... that's the way I say 'em ...)

[ArcticAl]

Good luck BLT. And if you need a labour coach, I'm sure that the blog can do it online for you.

Think happpy thoughts...relax...breathe in, 2, 3...breathe out..2,3...breathe in, 2, 3...breathe out, 2, 3,... OK now push!

[U.O]

or ... BLT ... if you need a little assistance with the rhythm and stressing of your activities, you could always sing (or hum) along with this ...

When I was a little lad and so me mother told me,
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.
That if I did not kiss the girls me lips would grow all moldy.
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, we'll haul for better weather.
Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.
Way haul away, we'll haul away together.
Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

King Louis was the king of France before the revolution.
And then he got his head chopped off it spoiled his constitution
(refrain)

Saint Patrick was a gentleman. He came from decent people.
He built a church in Dublin town and on it put a steeple.
(refrain)

Once I was in Ireland a'digging turf and taties.
But now I'm on a Yankee ship a'hauling on the braces.
(refrain)

Once I had a German [English etc.] girl but she was fat and lazy.
But now I got an Irish [Yankee, etc.] girl, she damn near drives me crazy.
(refrain)

Way haul away, rock and roll me over
Way haul away, well roll me in the clover.
(refrain)

[No, I did NOT use that "idea" to assist My Bride (Remember Her?) when she was in labor ... I've got better sense ... sometimes ...]

[Eleanor]

Did anyone notice that he left a note that said Don't Panic! Maybe he came in from Milliways! :)

[scat]

This very thing happened to me in college. I came back to my room after a shower and found this troublesome little nerd reassembling my stereo. I screamed terrible things until he showed me how well he had fixed it. Then I didn't know whether to thank him or call campus security, so I did both.

[scat]

Oh, BLT, I just read the prior threads. Congrats in advance! Take care!

[kj]

Really, really sorry about the southern slam, guys. I'm from Nebraska, where the necks are prettyred as well, so I have no room to talk. I was really making fun of funny southern names in bad TV shows ABOUT the South...does that get my snot unkicked?

[Annie in Texas]

me mother told me,
all moldy.

Told me and Moldy?!?!?!?

Now there is a rhyme to gag for.

[just sayin']

kj,
weeeell, i dunno if i can speak for southerngirl, but i, personally, can be bribed.
a nice runza will do just dandy tyvm. consider your snot unkicked;D

[kj]

Runza's on the way...watch out for flying sauerkraut :)