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December 28, 2005

SWALLOWED-CELL-PHONE UPDATE

It's getting ugly.

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"investigators weren't able to talk to her until after the surgery"

I wonder if the fact that she had a phone in her mouth had anything to do with it?

Morons.

This is no longer funny...

...assault and batteries not included...

OK...this is just pathetic. Side note: I wonder how the hospital is accommodating the traffic from daytime talk show reps, looking to sign up the happy couple.

That's one SICK guy. I wonder how a grenade would fit in HIS throat? Probably nice and snug without the pin.

I note that the earlier article refers to her as his "girlfriend", now it's "ex-girlfriend." Logical.

Marlon Brando Gill ?????

First thot:

Stella! ... ... Stelllllaaah!

Second thot:

He was just makin' her an offer she couldn't refuse ...

At least he's officially an ex now.

How did she avoid choking or suffocating to death? I mean, a cell phone jammed down your esophagus until it's lodged? Wouldn't that slightly affect your ability to breathe??

Havwe you ever noticed that when a guy has a famous tough guy or bad guy name for his first and middle, it's always a red flag? Marlon Brando Gill, Jesse James Hollywood, etc. It's like their parents do it on purpose.

Wow, people never cease to amaze me...

...John Wayne Gacy...

Question: what was going on inside the guy's head before he "lodged" the complaint with his girlfriend?
I suppose that when he is finally arrested he won't even have a shot a his only phone call?And if he does they won't let him hold the phone.
This is all very interesting, perhaps I'll write a book on this subject!
"The case of the missing X"

No Name Rock Band

"ive got reason to suspect, shes f**kin someone else from work. the answer is on vibrate deep inside her purse. She thinks that technology can allow her to be a Whore. Well baby im a caveman and i've got something else in store! CALL RECORDS CALL RECORDS! LET THE WHOLE WORLD SEE! CALL RECORDS CALL RECORDS! THAT YOU LIED TO ME!
my names real cool, f**kin marlon brando gill. but whats with these numbers on f**kin marlons bill. i guess now i can see that my dad was right. whos d*ck you sucking now with that jaw wired tight!

CALL RECORDS CALL RECORDS! LET THE WHOLE WORLD SEE! CALL RECORDS CALL RECORDS! THAT YOU LIED TO ME!

other dudes usurping that sh*t aint gonna fly. Cram that cellphone down her throat its marlons time to shine! you said that you would always love me but now its come to this! IVE GOT A NEW CELL PHONE PLAN FOR YOU PREPAID FOR BY MY FIST!

CALL RECORDS CALL RECORDS! LET THE WHOLE WORLD SEE! CALL RECORDS CALL RECORDS! THAT YOU LIED TO ME!

why do we have to go to a vietnamese webite for pics of the of lovely couple?

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