Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
These two are going to Disneyland, whereas these are on the lam in New Jersey. This one is a hero, kind of like Lassie, except with a much lower body temperature. And this one can at last rest in peace.
(Thanks to StupendousMan, queensbee, Justin Barber, and Ray)