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November 16, 2005

THOSE EUROPEAN DESIGNERS

They are SO sophisticated.

(Via Gizmodo)

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Give it up for: Taboo-charged Body Functions!

Next thing you know, they'll be marketing toys that look like hoo-ha's and nutsacks.

"... create cuddly toys that do not disgust or shock people, but attract and tempt them."

Sounds like the artist is trying to look thru a dog's eyes.

My 31-year-old son will love them.

And to think, my mom used to yell at me when I played with my food. Sheesh.

Think that's bad? You should've seen the prototype for the diarrhea plush toy. In the end, they decided not to run with it. Too many small pieces.

wtf?

Yet another reason to go EEEWWWWWWW!!!

*looks forward to putting them together in his toilet at the next big party he throws - for artistic purposes - REALLY*

I got nuthin'. Except maybe.....Freak!

a toy turd - i'm speechless

LMAO@Leetie and Funny Name. It never ceases to amaze me how much funnier truth can be than fiction at times.

How many times have we seen these concepts recently:
Oral, anal, phalic? This trilogy seem to cycle here.

Christmas gifts for the boss? Solved my shopping!

Ooh, I wanta toy shaped like naughty bits! Oh wait, I have one, it's just attached to Mr Artchick. Luckily, he likes to share.

Umm, okay, when I referred to "naughty bits" I was thinking of it in the Monty Python sense, otherwise, ewww...

Didn't it bother anyone else that their word for 'pee' is 'kiss?'

My eleven year old son would probably love it, just for the gross factor. Unfortunately, so would my nine year old daughter!

If the 'poo' one makes a sound when you squeeze it, they should market it on this site. I'm sure it would sell out.

Kibby, you'd fit in so well with my family.

Am I the only one that has trouble with the idea of "cuddling up" with poo?

I have to admit, though, Kiss & Bajs would be a great name for a rock duo.

Okay, what I want to know is what possessed the guy to make the transition from bodily functions to toy? How did that play in his mind? "Hmmm, I need a new idea for a plush toy. First I need to go to the bathroom. Then flush. Hey, 'flush' rhymes with 'plush'. I may be on to something here..."

MOTW: I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that. As it is, I think you've actually shortened my life expectance.

My older daughter's school had a magician come in one day. He was talking about his invisible dog; he looked under the table and said "EEWW!! He left a big pile of poo under here!"

Then he reached under the table and brought out a handful of stuffed Winnie the Pooh toys.

Well, the kids thought it was funny.

I think they make the naughty part ones already, but they aren't plush, as far as I know.

What other embarassing thing can we plushify to make it somehow "tempting and attractive". I am surpised he didn't make a vomit or snot version. Dibs on the ear wax doll!

apoologies, Mr-C.

Mr. C ~ thanks. I had missed MOTW's link, but no, you had to point it out, and I had to look.

MOTW ~ eeeewwwww!

Apparently, Svenska (I think this was her idea) has watched too many reruns of the South Park "Mister Hankie, the Christmas Poo" episode.

Brainy stole my first thought regarding Kiss equating to pee.

My second, and even more disturbing thought came after reading postings referring to these as plushies. Who else was educated on the "plushie scene" via the TV show CSI? Now I'm picturing pee and poo as life-sized sexual fetishes at a plushie meeting.

New item please!

Look everyone!

It's Kevin and Britney!!!!!!!!1

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