THE REAL REASON WHY SUPERMAN NEEDS A SECRET IDENTITY
Because he's a... well, you'll see.
(Thanks to Mike Weasel)
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November 07, 2005
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Too bizarre! Is this some kind of spoof series?
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | November 07, 2005 at 05:46 PM
Superman is a dick. Why does that not surprise me?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 07, 2005 at 06:05 PM
I sense anger and hostility mixed with a touch of comic ineptitude. Sadly undercooked, too.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 07, 2005 at 06:07 PM
Nope, these were actual comic covers.
And if you want a big laugh, click on Image Galleries, then "Seduction of the Innocent."
Posted by: Mike "Dr. Mad's Dork" Weasel | November 07, 2005 at 06:22 PM
They're real. When you got into the comic book, it turned out that he wasn't really being a dick.
Posted by: Bayou Self | November 07, 2005 at 06:24 PM
A great day for DR. Mad and Mike!
Posted by: Leetie | November 07, 2005 at 06:32 PM
Then again, there's this:
http://www.comicon.com/thebeat/archives/2005/11/spotlight_on_su.html
Posted by: Rockin' Rich | November 07, 2005 at 06:33 PM
*snork* The last sentence is the kicker. (er maybe I shouldn't mention kicking...)
Posted by: Mike "Dr. Mad's Dork" Weasel | November 07, 2005 at 06:43 PM
Uh, Dave...This story is older than you.
Posted by: Bornbad | November 07, 2005 at 07:31 PM
wow.....there's a LOT of them
Posted by: blurkerette | November 07, 2005 at 07:32 PM
RR .. the last line .. nooooooo (teehee)
Posted by: LOL | November 07, 2005 at 08:13 PM
oohhh Mike W... Image gallery, etc.... coke out of nose indeed....
INDEED
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/3.html
Posted by: russell | November 07, 2005 at 08:42 PM
Forget Superman the dick what's up with Rockin' Rich? What was he doing at that site in the first place?!
Posted by: ahhm Clem | November 07, 2005 at 08:51 PM
Giant size man-thing ?
That's subtle. GNFARB?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 07, 2005 at 08:56 PM
I've seen this site before...
but i didn't remember this one from the Wonder Woman section...if i had been drinking anything it definitely would have come out my nose...
http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/9.html
Posted by: Joben | November 07, 2005 at 09:04 PM
Joker:Laugh at my boner, will you??!!!
and we know what creates a supervillain...
Posted by: insomniac | November 07, 2005 at 11:31 PM
I'm reminded of an old comic strip in which Lois throws herself out of a window in front of Clark Kent. Clark, not having time to change into Superman, flies out the window and catches Lois. Lois exclaims, "HA! I knew you were really Superman!" Next frame, Clark is at his desk and Perry White enters and asks, "Clark, where's Lois?" Clark, looking distracted replies, "Lois? Oh. She fell out the window."
Posted by: AlanBoss | November 08, 2005 at 12:33 AM
Which reminds me of another strip. A reporter asks Batman why he has a yellow oval on his chest.
Batman explains, "There is a bullet proof shield under the oval. The bright color acts as a target, so when villans shoot at me they aim for the yellow oval."
Reporter: "Then why does Robin wear yellow, red and green?"
Batman: "I don't like to be shot at."
Posted by: AlanBoss | November 08, 2005 at 12:37 AM
"He's Robin, Boy Target!" Batman replied.
Posted by: Annie | November 08, 2005 at 05:31 AM
In the second cover, Batman is a dick. He admits it. And then he says "Death House"
Posted by: shredder | November 08, 2005 at 10:22 AM
I am NOT a Dick; I'm a Clark. Robin is a Dick!---From the Fortress of Solitude, Kal-El
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 08, 2005 at 11:45 AM
Since Superman's true nature is now apparent, here's the appropriate presidential candidate for the next election:
http://www.zod2008.com
Posted by: Rockin' Rich | November 08, 2005 at 01:01 PM
Since Superman's true nature is now apparent, here's the appropriate presidential candidate for the next election:
http://www.zod2008.com
Posted by: Rockin' Rich | November 08, 2005 at 01:02 PM
Since Superman's true nature is now apparent, here's the appropriate presidential candidate for the next election:
http://www.zod2008.com
Posted by: Rockin' Rich | November 08, 2005 at 01:04 PM
Sorry for the triple posting. !~@#$% browser!
Posted by: Rockin' Rich | November 08, 2005 at 03:40 PM
So, lkjh, Superman needs a secret identity because he downloads adult sh*t online?
Posted by: JP | November 10, 2005 at 10:41 PM