SPEAKING OF HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS...

...these babies won't last long at this price!

Comments

[Guin]

Auuugh! Snookered again!

[ArcticAl]

I do need a new backstop for my dart board...

[ceeg22]

gaaah! the things you see when you forget to check the Status bar before clicking!

[Christobol]

I've programmed a patch in my browser that automatically bypasses any site with Barry Manilow in it and goes to Salma Hayek pics instead.

Could probably make a mint selling it on this blog alone.

[TCK]

While that picture is indeed disturbing, I find it strangley conforting after seeing the picture of Britney's udder in the previous thread.

[southerngirl]

Oops, Dave did it again!

[MOTW]

Judi! Help!

[Mr. Completely]

Dang!! You got me again!!!

note to self: absolutely must check the status bar before clicking.

[the village idiot]

Even now.. something something something Mandy... look into my eyes, something la la la Mandy, oh you came and brought rain and then cooked it... oh mandy.

Hey, I know my Manilow.

Truly I am,
the idiot

[9to5er]

But it's a 2005 calendar...how about this instead? http://www.starz.bz/barrymanilow/product.cfm?product=1525

[KIlmeny]

Oh God please please PLEASE don't let it be a swimsuit calendar.

[insomniac]

shouldn't they be about 1/12 of their original price?

and

if you're a Manilow fan isn't it always 1978?

[queensbee]

oh dont be all puffed up because you SNOOKERED US again....drat!

[Brainy Jello]

Kllmeny and insom: *snorks*

[Animotion]

Glowing with fluorescence, Barry Manilow's a neon candle in the dark.

[Da Turtles]

"Britney's Udder" WBAGNFARB, dude!

[JP]

Run away! Run away!

[JP]

*is shocked nobody thought of that first*

[Bumble]

Oh, I'd say they'd last about as long as your average fruit cake.

[pogo]

I think MOTW said "remember - mousie over linkie before clickee" yesterday.

No clickee, no Barree.

[Mr. Completely]

Wrong thread, Pogo, but I get your drift. The sight of Barry is definitely not conducive to good feng shui.

[Mr. Completely]

Dang - I was wrong again. Sorry, Pogo. Mr. Completely gets confused easily, especially when Mercury goes retro.

[jamester]

Dave, I think it's time you came out of denial you are a terrorist bastard! That one I didn't see coming at all...

[Aunt Nancy]

*sees new thread*

*clicks link*

Sheesh! When am I ever gonna learn?

*goes to basement, bangs head on concrete wall*

[MrFishair]

A Lowly Haiku

I click on the link
Dave Barry Man that's low
Vomit moves swiftly

[monkeyshines]

Picking up where southerngirl left off...

Dave, you did it again
You got me to click
and now it's just ick
Yes you did it again
And I should have know
That I am not safe
I must check that link...

Okay, now I need some help. AND it is to his Daveness that I even know enough Twitney to write that much.

[Jillywilly]

Mr.Fish - SNORK!

Is it just me, or does Barry seem to be slowly morphing into Sandy Duncan?

[pogo]

Mr. C - Pogo often suffers a similar malady whenever something causes him to deviate from established routine.

This morning Mz Pogo was busily pouring herself a cup of coffee when Pogo arrived to re-fill his cup. He caught himself just before he spooned a load of last night's rice into his coffee cup.

*finds himself referring to self in 3rd person*

Five minutes to Wapner?

[monkeyshines]

Oops, I should have known, not know. Of course if the Twit had written the lyrics, hmmm. Never mind I was right the first time.

[Brainy Jello]

Ooh! Image-y thingies. I can't wait to see what they're actually for.

[Renee]

So where's the 2006 Dave Barry calendar?

[Annie Where-but-here]

For a calendar, how about "The Women of Barry's Blog" 2006? With a 'Wise Walter Oosik' quote on each page.

[Goog L]

Bumble -

You said "fruit cake." What a terrific double entendre!

As for the calendar itself, it takes some MAJOR cajones to sell a year-old calendar for 2/3 of the original. I guess it has special collectors value, or sumthin'.

"Oh, Barry, you came and you gave without taking." (Except for the cost of the calendar, of course.)

[Bumble]

Annie- How about "The Men Posted by the Women of Barry's Blog?" I'd buy it. :-)

[JP]

"For a calendar, how about "The Women of Barry's Blog" 2006? With a 'Wise Walter Oosik' quote on each page." -AWBH

Right, so a lovely and relatively clothing-free picture of Ms. Carmen Electra, captioned with a quote by a giant penis. How... lovely.

[Jessica R.]

JP,
Has Carmen Electra been commenting here at Dave's Blog?
I think that Annie WBH was thinking of having female commenters here at the blog on her calendar. I know that I don't want you guys to have to look at me for an entire month. She will have to get other volunteers for that project!

[JP]

"JP,
Has Carmen Electra been commenting here at Dave's Blog?
I think that Annie WBH was thinking of having female commenters here at the blog on her calendar. I know that I don't want you guys to have to look at me for an entire month. She will have to get other volunteers for that project!"

OHHHH!!! I thought Dave's personal selections. Well, anyway, I'm sure you're a lovely lady, and I'm very free tommorrow. ;-) (Actually, that's rediculous, I have to work....)

[Jessica R.]

No, I am a lady that had a baby 7 months ago and 3 babies before that one. I am sadly out of shape, and even after four children, no rack to speak of, but hubby ain't complainin'! I must do something right - wink wink - I can cook!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Jessica has it right, sorry that I needed a translator. However, you're assuming bimbo-scanty-panty stuff. I was inspired by the picture of Judi & Walter together. They looked so, so... (sniff) happy! And if Barry M can look that good in a calendar....well, Carmen ain't got nuthin' on me, honey.

[Jessica R.]

Tis true Annie, brains are worth more than looks, and multi-tasking is worth the most!

[Jessica R.]

Now why is there an animated llama at the top of the page?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Yessirree - we can bring home the bacon...and spell it, too!

[southerngirl]

Oh, Barry, you came and you gave without taking....Poor Mrs. Barry :(

Monkeyshines ~ thanks, I couldn't have said it better myself!

[Sunny]

I think Barry's initials describe him perfectly.

[southerngirl]

Sunny ~ HAH!

[monkeyshines]

Okay, Sunny, I had to spell it out to myself but it earned a snuckle (that's a snort quickly followed by a chuckle).

[david]

anything will do!