SENSIBLE HEADLINE OF THE DAY (Thanks to Brook Enger) Posted by judi on November 18, 2005 at 01:10 AM | Permalink

(Thanks to Brook Enger)

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[Wavey]

Throw it away? But it comes in so handy when my fridge light burns out!

[southerngirl]

If da pork chops glow, then ya gotta throw.

Whatever that means.

Hey, it's late, and I'm sleepin'.

[southerngirl]

Actually, I'm not sleepin' yet, but I bet you wish I was, if this comment is any indication of my astounding wit.

What's with all the apostrophes (not apostrophe's)

[southerngirl]

Hey, Dave...my inlaws are in Vero Beach till Saturday. Wanna keep 'em?

I think I'm talking to myself. Or, talking in my sleep.

[Aunt Nancy]

southerngirl: Dave hears the secrets that you keep, when you're talking in your sleep. Or maybe it's just an earwig by The Romantics.

[WriterDude]

southerngirl: you're (not your) not (not knot) alone.

Judi: Whassup with the late night post? Are you glowing in the dark?

[WriterDude]

And Aunt Nancy is here late-nighting it too! Are you just back from the Iowa midnight showing of RHPS? Though I wouldn't be surprised if it ran on Thursday nights there, naw, can't be -- you're Central time and right now you'd be missing out on Eddie's entrance... or so I'm guesstimating...

(The reason I wouldn't be surprised? I spent three years in Missouri. Couldn't get a refund, either. ;-)

[monkeyshines]

Since we're all up does anyone want to help me write a paper? If we can relate glowing pork chops to music it just might work.

[Poop Dogg]

Give it up girls, for Glowing Meat and the Oosiks...

[*groan*]

Glowing Meat and the Oosiks WMAGNFARB

(oh crapweasle, you said that already)

[Da Turtles]

A glowing substance made us what we are today, dudes!

[kibby F5™]

Here I thought someone had gotten up early today.....

My comment: What ever happened to the fridge light that would permit one to see the glowing meat?

*goes to fridge, pushes in light switch*

AAAAWWCCCK!

*quickly closes door!*

[Bumble]

Sorry monkeyshines. I'm busy with my own. Due Monday. I worked Dave into my essay question on the midterm (topic: how historical events affect the writing of an era), but I don't think that's gonna happen with the paper, so I can't say all this time I spend on the blog is justifiable as research. Darn. *wanders off to read about internet citations*

[Goog L]

As if I need someone to TELL me to not eat the glowing meat. I mean, these guys actually get PAID for these bon mots?!

[ceeg22]

how come the light doesn't come on when you open the freezer door? maybe I should throw some glowing pork chops in there.

[pogo]

Ceeg - how do you know it doesn't - the light's in the fridge part.

[slyeyes]

The article starts off by advising people not to be alarmed by their glowing meat.....and ends up telling them to throw it away.

????????????

*Decides to overlook WriterDude's dig at Missouri*
:)

[kibby F5™]

*looks down*

MY glowing meat!?

...does this mean I must shut myself in the fridge to inspect it?

*is confused*

[crossgirl]

kibby, i think you can get medicine for that. better check with the doctor before you toss your meat.

[ceeg22]

well, that's not doing me any good in the freezer part, now is it?

[crossgirl]

ceeg, maybe the fridge light DOES come on when you open the freezer, but since you have the fridge door closed, you can't tell.

[rita]

Naw,kibby, just go into a dark room and take your pants off.

[rita]

But kibbs, if you're easily frightened, put on the Blog Thong™ before you turn off the lights.

[kibby F5™]

rita - I think that'll just dim the glow a bit. Might work as a night light though!

[rita]

*pulls out credit card and orders a Kibby F5™ glow-in-the-dark toy*

*offers to knit a mesh thong for kibby*

[kibby F5™]

Can you say "crochet crotch"?

[Graz]

Ah, jeez....next thing you know people will be taking pork loins to raves for their glowing qualities.....

[rita]

Right, crochet would be even more, um, "airy."

[kibby F5™]

The Glowing Pork Loins WBAGNFARB

[WriterDude]

Sly, about that 'dig' -- I'd like to state for the record that I actually loved my time in central Missouri (Columbia). Unfortunately, there were three things that made it unbearable:

1) Winter
2) Summer
3) My former fiancee

[Mr. Completely]

So the glowing can be a sign that the food is starting to go off and Mr Davey recommends consumers throw any luminous pork chops - or other cuts of meat - straight into the dustbin.

Good safety tip. Thanks, guys, like I needed Australian scientists to tell me that!!

[slyeyes]

WriterDude, just kidding. But I'm going to hazard a guess you liked St. Patrick's Day!!

[monkeyshines]

Thanks anyway Bumble. I wish that I could link the opinion piece in today's school newspaper. Perhaps you could then tell me what historical event which gave us senior journalism majors who can't write. I think it was reality tv.

[Bumble]

monkeyshines- Most likely. The words I hate most from any writing teacher's mouth: peer editing. Where to you even begin?

[Bumble]

*ahem* Where DO you even begin. That's an embarrassing post to have a typo in.

[Bumble]

Argh! Preposition at the end of my sentence. I know better! Really!

I'm going to bed.