NOT TO GET TOO PERSONAL
Have you hugged your chicken today?
(Thanks to Kelly)
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November 30, 2005
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Not intended for bed wetters I would imagine.
Posted by: DJ | November 30, 2005 at 04:08 PM
No, but I did cho... No, even I can't finish that.
Posted by: djtonyb | November 30, 2005 at 04:08 PM
djtonyb:
LMAO!!
BTW: watch out for bird flu
Posted by: DJ | November 30, 2005 at 04:13 PM
♫ You say pajama
♪ And I say pyjama
Other than that, this sounds dangerous...
Posted by: MOTW | November 30, 2005 at 04:14 PM
Something tells me that would freak my dog out and then he would shred the jacket, eat a pillow and poop on the floor just to be sure he killed it.
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 30, 2005 at 04:15 PM
I hate to say it, but this is going to be a boon for porn business.
BTW Boon for Porn WBAGNFARB
Posted by: kingw MBE LP OBDE | November 30, 2005 at 04:17 PM
Damn right that's too personal!! The nerve of some people, asking whether I've tugged my chicken today...
what? oh - HUGGED my chicken...
never mind
Posted by: TCK | November 30, 2005 at 04:17 PM
Creepy. Very, very creepy.
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | November 30, 2005 at 04:25 PM
djtonyb and TCK, you guys just made me snork out loud, with the boss in the next room! Now how would I have explained that one? You must stop!!!
Posted by: southerngirl | November 30, 2005 at 04:38 PM
I hugged my chicken and then punished my monkey. He had been very bad.
Posted by: Shredder | November 30, 2005 at 04:42 PM
Haptic interfaces and tactile responses are going to be as ubiquitous as the keyboard and mouse are today.
(Did I just say that? What a dork.)
Also, Haptic Interfaces and the Tactile Responses wba long nfarb.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 30, 2005 at 04:46 PM
If this blog ever goes haptic and tactile, I'm outta here.
Posted by: John | November 30, 2005 at 04:53 PM
what the cluck?????????
Posted by: long tall texan | November 30, 2005 at 04:59 PM
Hey, long tall is back! Where ya been?
Posted by: southerngirl | November 30, 2005 at 05:09 PM
"What the hell happened to this chicken?"
"I was hugging it."
"Why is there a Keanu Reeves action figure sticking out of it."
"I fell asleep."
"So?"
"I have KeanuReevesActionFigureChickenHugSexomnia. You can ask my ex-girlfriends."
Posted by: Christobol | November 30, 2005 at 05:36 PM
Omigoodness...some chickens wet their beds? I had no idea this was such a problem.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2005 at 05:46 PM
Chicken-hugging... Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: gjcjax | November 30, 2005 at 06:25 PM
During the upcoming Crusades, this could revolutionize the chastity belt.
Posted by: Betsy | November 30, 2005 at 06:36 PM
Terrorize barnyard fowl and fake love for your children, all with the same device? Perfect for the aloof bully Dad.
Posted by: cebasham | November 30, 2005 at 06:38 PM
If you increase the amperage (ZAP!), it's perfect for the couchpotato who's overdue to mow the lawn/take out the trash/ shovel the walk/ hoe the corn/ hug the chicken....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2005 at 06:42 PM
i regret to say that i come from this university... though thankfully not the same faculty. BTW, we don't even have free range chickens to hug.
Posted by: pepe | November 30, 2005 at 09:38 PM
i didn't hug my chicken but I did give my cock a quick fondle
Posted by: englishman | December 01, 2005 at 12:07 AM
Why am I hearing an English accent? Can we scoff in English?
Posted by: southerngirl | December 01, 2005 at 01:11 AM
Hi there.
Wanna ... touch my chicken?
Posted by: U.O | December 01, 2005 at 02:16 AM
pressure.. check
Temp..check
*adds salt and spices*
MMmmmm spicy fried chicken...
Posted by: bangladeshi_gurl | December 01, 2005 at 02:47 AM
I clearly remember judi blogging this before. I think I said, "Hey, baby. Wanna pet my chicken?"
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | December 01, 2005 at 07:40 AM
a haiku:
electronic hug
inventor - what does your mom
think you do for work?
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 01, 2005 at 08:01 AM
can you change the settings from warm hug to deep fry? for the chickens, not the children. then again, that could be a good crime deterrent....
Posted by: crossgirl | December 01, 2005 at 08:19 AM
I knew they were really scared about bird flu, but isn' this taking it to a new level? First vibrating jackets for hugs and who knows what else they can vibrate for you in the future.
Posted by: Jim M | December 01, 2005 at 08:49 AM
Why am I picturing the vibrating beeper segment of the Drew Carey show right now
Posted by: Minsc and Boo | December 01, 2005 at 08:53 AM
C'bol's post from yesterday reminds me of the age- old question...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Answer: Because his Keanu Reeves Action Figure was stuck in the chicken.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | December 01, 2005 at 08:55 AM
Question!
Will it pet...
[looks to the left, looks to the right]
...DUCKS?
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | December 01, 2005 at 09:12 AM
*hugs Tamara*
Of course it will!
Posted by: Federal Duck | December 01, 2005 at 09:22 AM
Whoa. I feel kin-da fun-ny. Like when we climbed the rope in gym class. (movie quote!)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | December 01, 2005 at 09:29 AM
a whole new world of come-on lines.
tastes like chicken...
Posted by: queensbee | December 01, 2005 at 09:32 AM
Yikes!
You can almost hear the pedophiles rejoicing... scary.
Posted by: bill93 | December 01, 2005 at 09:32 AM
[Wayne and Garth are lying on the hood of the mirth-mobile, staring at the starlit sky]
Garth: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before ... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?
Wayne: Tamara. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth: She's a babe.
Wayne: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
[A brief pause]
Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Wayne: No... No!
Garth: Neither did I. I was just asking
Posted by: Federal Duck | December 01, 2005 at 10:13 AM
Will it make one go blind?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 01, 2005 at 10:27 AM
HA!!!
Duck, soon people are going to start thinking we know each other. ;)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | December 01, 2005 at 10:34 AM