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November 30, 2005


Have you hugged your chicken today?

(Thanks to Kelly)


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Not intended for bed wetters I would imagine.

No, but I did cho... No, even I can't finish that.



BTW: watch out for bird flu

♫ You say pajama
♪ And I say pyjama

Other than that, this sounds dangerous...

Something tells me that would freak my dog out and then he would shred the jacket, eat a pillow and poop on the floor just to be sure he killed it.

I hate to say it, but this is going to be a boon for porn business.

Damn right that's too personal!! The nerve of some people, asking whether I've tugged my chicken today...

what? oh - HUGGED my chicken...

never mind

Creepy. Very, very creepy.

djtonyb and TCK, you guys just made me snork out loud, with the boss in the next room! Now how would I have explained that one? You must stop!!!

I hugged my chicken and then punished my monkey. He had been very bad.

Haptic interfaces and tactile responses are going to be as ubiquitous as the keyboard and mouse are today.

(Did I just say that? What a dork.)

Also, Haptic Interfaces and the Tactile Responses wba long nfarb.

If this blog ever goes haptic and tactile, I'm outta here.

what the cluck?????????

Hey, long tall is back! Where ya been?

"What the hell happened to this chicken?"
"I was hugging it."
"Why is there a Keanu Reeves action figure sticking out of it."
"I fell asleep."
"I have KeanuReevesActionFigureChickenHugSexomnia. You can ask my ex-girlfriends."

Omigoodness...some chickens wet their beds? I had no idea this was such a problem.

Chicken-hugging... Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

During the upcoming Crusades, this could revolutionize the chastity belt.

Terrorize barnyard fowl and fake love for your children, all with the same device? Perfect for the aloof bully Dad.

If you increase the amperage (ZAP!), it's perfect for the couchpotato who's overdue to mow the lawn/take out the trash/ shovel the walk/ hoe the corn/ hug the chicken....

i regret to say that i come from this university... though thankfully not the same faculty. BTW, we don't even have free range chickens to hug.

i didn't hug my chicken but I did give my cock a quick fondle

Why am I hearing an English accent? Can we scoff in English?

Hi there.

Wanna ... touch my chicken?

pressure.. check
*adds salt and spices*

MMmmmm spicy fried chicken...

I clearly remember judi blogging this before. I think I said, "Hey, baby. Wanna pet my chicken?"

a haiku:

electronic hug
inventor - what does your mom
think you do for work?

can you change the settings from warm hug to deep fry? for the chickens, not the children. then again, that could be a good crime deterrent....

I knew they were really scared about bird flu, but isn' this taking it to a new level? First vibrating jackets for hugs and who knows what else they can vibrate for you in the future.

Why am I picturing the vibrating beeper segment of the Drew Carey show right now

C'bol's post from yesterday reminds me of the age- old question...
Why did the pervert cross the road?

Answer: Because his Keanu Reeves Action Figure was stuck in the chicken.


Will it pet...

[looks to the left, looks to the right]


*hugs Tamara*

Of course it will!

Whoa. I feel kin-da fun-ny. Like when we climbed the rope in gym class. (movie quote!)

a whole new world of come-on lines.

tastes like chicken...


You can almost hear the pedophiles rejoicing... scary.

[Wayne and Garth are lying on the hood of the mirth-mobile, staring at the starlit sky]

Garth: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before ... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

Wayne: Tamara. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

Garth: She's a babe.

Wayne: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".

Garth: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

[A brief pause]

Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

Wayne: No... No!

Garth: Neither did I. I was just asking

Will it make one go blind?


Duck, soon people are going to start thinking we know each other. ;)

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