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This is just rude. The least she could do is say "Thank you for the cash."

(Thanks to Poop Dogg)

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[scat]

Paris Hilton is robbing banks?

[Mike]

I'm suprised you could pick just one person as a submitter. I've been hearing about this all day on TV, Radio and the Web thingy.

My quest is: do they not hand out those exploding dye packs any more? Or is that why she's targeting Wichovias.

[random thunking]

Brilliant, utterly brilliant. When you see someone on a cell phone do you ever really look at their face? I'm guessing "no". Thus, she has discovered the perfect disguise: obnoxious cell phone user.

[Mr. Completely]

She was trying to get the money to pay her cell phone bill.

Can you hear me now? Is this thing on?

[rufus]

Remember the good ol days when somebody would just shove a .45 in your face and threaten to blow your head off if you didn't hand over the money? What's the world coming to?

[Chianca at Large]

"Yes, Ma, I gave her the note. No, I showed her the gun first. Why would I give her the note before I showed her the gun? Well maybe I don't care how you'd do it. Ma ... Can I ... Ma, can I just get a word ... Fine. Fine. Once again it's all about you. OK, I've got to go, I hear the sirens coming. Yes, I'll be there for Thanksgiving! OK, fine. Love to dad. Bye."

[hagymom4]

Chianca at Large *double snork*

I can hear my mom telling me the same sort of thing, but also including those old favorites, "stand up straight" and "When are you going to get your hair cut? What if someone sees you with that haircut?"

[Nameless Wonder]

She really needs to get in touch with this guy.

[Mr. Completely]

Chianca - I second Hagymom4's double-SNORK. Good job!

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[Manolito]

WTF!!!!!, hey Dave, this ohps sorry just spammed your page, watch out!

[KCSteve]

Mike;

>>My quest is: do they not hand out those exploding dye packs any more? Or is that why she's targeting Wichovias<<

She's targeting Wichovia Banks because they're the only ones in the area that prohibit Concealed Carry. That way she knows she's got the only gun in the place. Not that it should matter - the only way most CCW holders are going to act is if it looks like the robber's going to shoot someone. Money in the bank is insured, after all.

[TCK]

wow, as far as spam goes, that one's pretty impressive - I say we hunt the bastard down and expose him/her to what our illustrious president likes to call "information extraction" (we do not torture)

[TCK]

as for the cell-phone bandit - I think she's probably talking to God, who undoubtedly told her to rob banks, but only wachovia banks

[Jacki]

As for Fred whathisname's amazingly educated opinion - she has to talk on the phone to make herself feel more secure because she's a woman?

Hey Fred, she's robbed four banks without breaking a sweat. You wrote a book about it. Who is more secure in this scenario?

[U.O]

I'm wonderin' if her name is Wilhemina Sutton ... just asking, out of curiousity ...

(REALLY obscure reference, to the non-geezers out there, and prolly also quite obscure to even most geezers ... you could Goog!e "Willie Sutton" ... if you're interested ...)

[Mr. Completely]

Manolino - Congratulations, you've won FIrst Prize in the Stating the Obvious category.

[Ivory Bill Woodpecker]

Ohps sorry--please accept this invitation to hump the nearest available cactus at your earliest convenience. You suck dead oosiks.

If we find this guy, we oughta make him listen to the complete musical stylings of William Shatner. Maybe "the Captain" would be kind enough to record a cover version of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for the occasion.

Or as long as I'm Trekking here, how about one of the Mirror Universe's agony booths?

Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life on planet Spam!---IBW

[yanya8]

Gee, concerning that spam, I never learned most of those words in MY German class...but then again, I wasn't taking German 101 for Dirty Perverted Bastards, just the regular class.

[Rainer]

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[Danny]

Great blog