LEGAL DEFENSE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
This could be a baaaaad precedent.
(Thanks to Jeff Luhrs)
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*FALLS FAST ASLEEP*
(please, oh please let this work)
Posted by: MrFishair | November 30, 2005 at 03:08 PM
How many of the fellas here suffer from sexsomnia?
Posted by: Peri | November 30, 2005 at 03:10 PM
Could be a problem, but I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | November 30, 2005 at 03:11 PM
Luedecke previously had sex with four girlfriends while asleep.
See? It's not just an excuse - there's no WAY it could be deliberate.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 30, 2005 at 03:14 PM
Peri, not since I got married!
Posted by: Steve | November 30, 2005 at 03:22 PM
multitasking at its finest!
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2005 at 03:22 PM
Peri, I wouldn't say I suffer...
"Not tonight honey, I'm just so tired."
"No problem! Why don't let's just go right to sleep then!"
"You seem happy."
"Nighty-night!"
Posted by: Christobol | November 30, 2005 at 03:23 PM
OK, I was buying it until the part about the condom - he went and found a condom, put it on, and came back and started having sex, all without waking up?
Posted by: TCK | November 30, 2005 at 03:23 PM
Peri- I used to, but I think I came out of it. ;)
Posted by: MrFishair | November 30, 2005 at 03:24 PM
"Nighty-night!"
*SNORK!*
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | November 30, 2005 at 03:24 PM
Isn't it usually the woman that's asleep during sex?
Posted by: LabSpecimen | November 30, 2005 at 03:29 PM
Usually only because its the woman who's bored.
Posted by: Kilmeny | November 30, 2005 at 03:36 PM
Only once she's run out of NGF.
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | November 30, 2005 at 03:37 PM
"Honey, I have to tell you I 'faked it' last night."
"That's o.k, dear, I wasn't even conscious at the time."
And now I lay me down to sleep
I hope my court costs aren't too steep
If I get laid before I wake
A legal precedent I will make!
Posted by: insomniac | November 30, 2005 at 03:50 PM
Now I'm paranoid because there are some mornings when I wake up and just feel...sodomized.
Posted by: pollypi | November 30, 2005 at 03:53 PM
If you have sexsomnia are you a sexsomniac? Or a sexomaniac?
Posted by: sandy beach | November 30, 2005 at 03:56 PM
Sigh.... we also just let our most famous prisoner, Karla Holmolka, of the "my husband and I abducted, raped and murdered 3 teenagers" fame, walk out of jail after only 10 years and now, after 5 long, hard, grueling months of being under restrictions (ie - report to police once a month), we removed them since, as the judge said, "She might reoffend but noone can say when".
I'm so proud to be a Canadian. I'm going to go hide in my closet.
Posted by: Somewhere North | November 30, 2005 at 03:56 PM
insom- *snork*
Posted by: Bumble | November 30, 2005 at 04:32 PM
Polly?
POLLY!!
Posted by: MrFishair | November 30, 2005 at 04:35 PM
Fish!!! Give us a kiss!
*Falls asleep*
Posted by: pollypi | November 30, 2005 at 04:37 PM
Sweet!
How cool is this?
Polly and I are sleeping together!
Posted by: MrFishair | November 30, 2005 at 05:21 PM
Shhhh! Don't tell Light Haired Man!
Posted by: pollypi | November 30, 2005 at 05:45 PM
This story makes me want to be a CDA again - almost!
polly and fish
sittin' in a tree
Posted by: FCDA | November 30, 2005 at 06:57 PM
Polly! Sandy!! Peri!!! Reunion!
Posted by: slyeyes | November 30, 2005 at 07:37 PM
This is my new defense for speeding tickets.
Posted by: ahhm Clem | November 30, 2005 at 08:08 PM
Ha ha, a women being raped is funny? I don't get it.
Posted by: ahhm Clem | November 30, 2005 at 08:18 PM
King Wingbipeekaboo has never had nor will in the future have sex with any sheep, unless he and/or the sheep are asleep and he has been drinking and he wishes to be granted a large sum of money, which he definitely does. So guard your sheep now! Wah ha haaaaaa!!!
Posted by: King Wingbipeekaboo Etc. | November 30, 2005 at 11:56 PM
And what sort of medication would that be?
Posted by: U.O | December 01, 2005 at 02:09 AM
Makes note to self: If planning on committing a crime, first move to Canada.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | December 01, 2005 at 09:31 AM
I just like the term "sexomnia."
Posted by: shuKy | December 01, 2005 at 11:49 AM
"Luedecke previously had sex with four girlfriends while asleep."
At the same time??
Posted by: Bill | December 01, 2005 at 02:18 PM
I'd agree ahhm Clem that it is in somewhat poor taste BUT... "sexsomnia" has got to be the made-up word of the year. I guess those hosers do have a sence of humor after all ;)
Posted by: Rustafur | December 01, 2005 at 04:46 PM