BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

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[louis gehrig]

FIRST TO PUKE

[Dr Acula]

They thought someone would steal a song from Britney Spears?

[Mr. Completely]

YAWN

[insomniac]

but has Jorgen Elofsson had any work done?

[Goog L]

"And what do YOU do for a living?"

"I am Britney Spears' spokeswoman. I get to issue statements such as 'She is not depressed, nor has she had a tummy tuck'."

[kibby F5™]

I'M NOT LOOKING!!!

*plugs ears with fingers*

laa laa laa laa
la la la la
la la la

[Sean]

She should get a Dummy Tuck and lose about 160lbs. of dead weight..

[Kilmeny]

What the spokesman is really trying to cover up is her lobotomy surgery.

[Mr. Completely]

Sean - "Dummy tuck" - *SNORK!*

[queensbee]

sigh. when i mentioned 'important celebrity news' in a previous post, i didnt mean this twit. dave,. how about you create a celebrity 'hall of fame' into which you can put all postings about twitney, barry, cher.... then we can skip em. twitney and her family have used up all their chits. we dont care. at least i dont....lets get to REALLY important things: bugs, snakes, spiders, beached whales, boogers, and farting. oh, and your books and writing, of course.

[markhh]

shhh.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

You can apparently get one (prepare bleach for eyeballs if you click) without surgery . . . .

[random thunking]

"I am Britney Spears' spokesperson. Britney won't be talking talking to reporters today, nor will she be talking to reporters for a couple weeks. I just talked to her, she wishes to issue this statement:

'Get the f*** out of my house you f***ing b****. I am not f***ing moody. I am not f***ing depressed. Just leave me the f*** alone, AAAARRRRGGGHHH.'

So, as you can see, everything is just hunky-dory with Brit."

[Bumble]

Whenever I see "BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN" I'm starting to think "BULLSH*T BULLSH*T BULLSH*T."

[Artchick]

I think the case was dismissed on the grounds that Britney cannot steal a song from someone, because what she creates cannot be legally classified as music.

P.S. "Dummy Tuck" deserves to be in the snork hall of fame.

[kibby F5™]

Bumble, then it becomes "BLAH BLAH BLAH"

[MOTW]

YAWN YAWN YAWN

[scat]

Did anyone else click to Latest Celeb Gossip?

Can't believe Dave wouldn't blog the Enrique Iglesias gossip.

[Ivory Bill Woodpecker]

For what it's worth, I read in ROLLING STONE #985 that Christina Aguilera is getting married to her former manager, Jordan Bratman. Maybe we'll have a new couple to make fun of soon. ;)

[Artchick]

Just as long as Dave doesn't start posting Paris Hilton updates...

[Sondra]

ya gotta wonder: Who cares?

[Annie Where-but-like-here]

She SHOULD be depressed - she's made an a$$ of herself with Federslime. But I guess she's too stupid to be depressed.

With c-sections, it's common for docs out here to ask if you want a tuck while they're stitching you back up.

[Flash]

First its the war in Iraq, then the bombings in Jordan, and then this! How can we possibly go on?

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Hey, you crazy kids: On the Conan O'Brien page of the NBC website, you can view the video clip of James Lipton reciting K-Fed's brilliant lyrics.

...I might just be excited about it because I don't often watch television though. :D

[just sayin']

*gasp* .. artchick! .. sssshh!

AnnieW .. Federslime?! .. *Snork*

[Aunt Nancy]

I clicked on the link but it won't let me in. I guess, judging from the comments, that's a good thing.

[Lizzy]

*****WOOT******

I was not tricked!

I saw Bulletin Bulletin Bulletin and was not tempted!

[so proud of me right now]

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND ALL!

[tummy tuck]

The good thing about cosmetic surgery, is that it gives you a long lasting happiness, unlike other luxuries, the excitment does not wear off, and the good feeling is there every time you look in the mirror.

[LarryG1978]

Please help me, I very fat and do not know that to me to do with my body.
Diets do not help, nothing helps.
Who нибудь can advise me as me to grow thin?

[Kaljiffiva]

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