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[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

...or maybe she's just buying new post-pregnancy underclothes?...

[KOW]

or maybe it's for attracting Mr. Spears' replacement.

[Joshkr]

This just in: she's also been spotted coming out of Barnes and Noble. We think she may be learning to read.

Nope, wait. She's carrying a picture book.

[Jillywilly]

Hmmm... I'm with you, Tamara. Those waist-high Expando panties probably just weren't cutting it in the boudoir. Not to mention that they don't look so good peeking out from one's low rise britches.

[Leetie]

How could Britney's clothes get any racier? Do they have pictures of naked goats on them or something?

[MOTW]

Joshkr, thanks a lot for making me spew hot cocoa onto my monitor!

[John]

I think she's shopping for the baby's first day at school.

[Trillian]

who goes shopping for sexy underthings with their little sister?

[slyeyes]

She carries her younger sister around in a shopping bag with her sexy underwears?

[Lurker 1]

Why did she have her younger sister in a bag?

[kibby F5™]

*refuse to open the link*

NOPE! NOT GOING THERE! CAN'T FOOL ME THIS TIME!

CRAP!!!!

[kibby F5™]

....too bad her younger sister's a bag.....

[Joshkr]

Fool Kibby once, shame on you
fool Kibby...he can't get fooled again

- GWB

[Bumble]

Why do people keep writing these articles? If it weren't for the blog, nobody would read them. I hope. What am I saying? People are pathetic and will read any old crap. Otherwise tabloids wouldn't exist.

I'm suddenly depressed.

[kibby Fool5™]

*wonders why he's reading Bumble's stuff*

[kibby F5™]

;-)

[Lizzy]

NOOOOO! NO NO NO
Darn! I knew I should not have clicked on
BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
I knew it would be about Spears.

Did I listen to myself? noooo

[kibby F5™]

^^caught another one up there

[Somewhere North]

Nope, sorry Brit sweetie, but if you think racy underwear is somehow going to turn Kevin into a reliable husband/father instead of a white trash, wife cheating, child leaving Puff Daddy wanna be, you will be sadly disappointed.

I also think that white trash, wife cheating, child leaving Puff Daddy wanna be is a terrific line and am considering renaming myself S-North and putting out a single.

[TCK]

Didn't Kev leave his last wife/girlfreind/whatever while she was pregnant with his kid so he could hook up with Britney? It shouldn't surprise anyone that he would do the same thing again. This is news?

[Joshkr]

S-North...I like it! Sign me up for a copy.

[MzVette]

This might have been mentioned before in a diff thread... but... I just noticed..

Kevin wants to be a rapper.... this kid is named Sean P..... I am seeing another Sean Puffy Colmes... AKA... P. Diddy.. Diddy..(etc) in about 20 years.. except he will have a pop star mom... so that makes him even scarier than the current Sean P. Diddy Colmes!!

I am defiantly getting XM Satalite radio and keeping it on the "easy listening" or "stand up comedy" station before that comes around.

[southerngirl]

Does this mean she's no longer in La.? Yaay! And S-north, but wait, can you sing? Oh, I forgot, that's not a requirement.

[Wurm42]

Leetie- re: possibility of underwear with naked goats on it: Would *clothed* goats be less disturbing?

Somewhere North: Yes, Mr. Spears is sleazy, cheating white trash. But he's now shown that he is STUPID sleazy cheating white trash who can't even tell where his gravy train is. Does he think ANY label would be interested in his single if he wasn't married to Brittney?

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

"...can't even tell where his gravy train is..."

LMAO! RIGHT ON, Wurm!

[K-Fed]

my wife has got cash
you know I'm white trash
I like to get smashed
now I got a baby and this marriage cannot last

I got too much on my mind
like another girl's behind
like to drink until I'm blind
if you log on to this blog daily bulletins you'll find

I got no self-respect
what did you expect?
your morals I reject
you know me my marraige vows are like a bad check

so get up off my back
cut me a little slack
that pavarotti's wack
my music is just like a dose of syrup of epicac

[Joshkr]

Woohoo, Fed! Brilliant!

[sheila]

All I can say is, Kevin and Britney deserve each other. They are both white trash. Not to mention that Britney is apt to swing both ways!

[Joshkr]

Britney is apt to swing both ways?

My opinion of her just improved...

[Somewhere North]

Ok Fed, now give us Brittany, Laci and Sherri's (or any random selection of 3 adolescent teenagers) reaction to the new single by K-Fed.

[queensbee]

you go k-fed! nailed it. now dave, we're hip to the BULLETINBULLETINBULLETIN.... so we're not gonna open it and read more of this drivvel....

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

But! Queensbee! Sometimes it's about KATIE!

{{FREE KATIE!!}}

[Kilmeny]

Britney, honey, the problem wasn't your underwear, but the fact that you took it off in the first place. Once you've taken the lid off the cookie jar, men want different cookies.

[Brainy Jello]

Yo. I look like I might stink, yo. But I don't.

[Scott]

Hey, wait a minute, Kilmeny. As someone who has been happily married for 13 years (and together with his wife for 7 years before that), can I just say that I have no desire for "different cookies?" Maybe an occasional chocolate chip on the current cookie (or a black negligee, for example), but certainly not a new cookie. We're not all Kevin Federline...

[Kilmeny]

And I bet your wife thanks God you're not K-Dud. I give. What I should have said was, Unwashed morally challenged men want different cookies.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Why are so many women attracted to 'bad boys'? Brit should send a message to young girls everywhere - "Don't make a stupid mistake like I did and get down with a worthless worm turd - I can afford a nanny and a pre-nup. You can't. Remember - the only time you can change a guy is when he's wearin' a diaper."

[Betsy]

Annie...which is why the baby's rap name will become P. Dydee

[Boo Augustus]

White-Trash Wife-Cheating Child-Leaving Puff-Daddy- Wanna-Be's WBAGNFARB.

No?

[Betsy]

My momma is a tart, yo
she isn't very smart, yo
She a brainless, shameless,
horse-behind-the-cart ho.
But my daddy, he say, "whazzat!?
I'm down with that, think it's phat
I hitch my future to the bitch, get rich,
pull the switch.
Mean to say, may be a bum,
but ain't dumb, where I come.
("From", yo, "from". Whachyou think I meant, bro???)

[Bumble]

kibby~ :-P

That sounded like something my brother-in-law would have said to me; we're always trading barbs. You're not him, are you? :-)

[southerngirl]

Boo: No. But maybe for a country music song!

[jamester]

"alongwith her younger sister, Jamie Lynn."

Not sure a threesome's gonna further domesticate Mr. Moron...

[Artchick]

How much you wanna bet that the scanty panties were actually for Jamie Lynn? I mean, the whole world thinks that Britney is a skank now, maybe Momma Spears wants to turn Jamie Lynn into the newest Pop Tart in town. After all, Kevin took Momma's first little money maker away.

[Mr. Completely]

Annie - you'd think they would have learned from Pamela and Tommy Lee's example about marrying a worthless worm turd - but alas, no.

[Mike]

"underwears"?

Was this article written by Smeagol?

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

Umm...

RE: Pamela & Tommy... Which one is the worthless worm thing?

Same question for Kev & Brit, actually.

[Bumble]

Mike~ Smeagol has better things to worry about than these morons. :-) Nice fisssssssh...

[Ivory Bill Woodpecker]

"The Worthless Worm Turds" WBAGNFARB, or for the current Administration.

[jennifer]

my question is...why did they put the baby's name in quotes when they should've put Kevin Federline's career discription of "rapper" in quotes.

[U.O]

So ... if I'm to believe ANY of this (thread post subject) ... then I'm fairly sure I can assume that whathisname ... Kevin? ... is a plain white rapper?