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November 08, 2005

BULLETIN BULLETIN (HO HUM) BULLETIN

(Thanks to ArcticAl)

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How long before Bratney is complaining that he is cheating on her.

In a new interview, Shar Jackson says she and Kevin Federline were still together when he and Britney Spears began dating last year.

Duh! This is NEWS?! Haven't we known this since day one? I mean she WAS pregant with his child when the Britster came along and stole him away. Like M&B writes, if the dirty dog did it to his first wife and his two kids, what makes the Pop Princess think it won't happen to her? ("Boo-hoo-hoo. But Kevin, I luuuuvvvv you!")

"K-Fed" not only ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but he's not the best-looking pin-up page on the calendar either, based on this on other photos. WhatEVER could it be that helps him bag attractive women? A good opening line, maybe? (Nah.)

Wow Goog you are really up to date on all this stuff and you seem to have really thought it all out as well.

"That's a vicious cycle right there, man. We gotta break that."

Well, geez, how about breaking that by NOT BREEDING WITH HIM!!

Honestly...

calling the elephant vasectomy guy to make a house call and stop the madness, don't worry about K-Fed, he won't feel a thing!

Prime example of someone that needs killin'.

Myself, I'd rather hear more news about the life of a sea sponge that any more about these two nit-wits.

Gosh. This story has it all: true love, versions 1.0, 1.1, 2.0...; little children with Kute names; independent women; Second (and subsequent)Chances at Happiness. I just say to myself, what a wonderful world!

Proving once again: you don't have to be poor to be white trash

could these skanky twits either grow up, or just go away! ugh.

These Skanky Twits WBAGNFARB

Silly Shar. You don't blame Brit, honey. You blame Kevin. Then you sue him for every cent he's made off his blonde bimbo!

Sadly, Dave, you have completely converted me to where the first thing I look for on the blog is a BULLETIN about this whole soap opera. It's like Days of Our Lives for bloggers.

I'm listening to Eurythmics' "Thorn In My Side" while reading this article. It seems appropriate in more ways than one. I second the idea of calling the elephant vasectomy guy. Of course, "Elephant Vasectomy" WBAGNFARB!

Oh yeah? Well I's the hair stylist what does Kevin's cornrows, and when he was in Eur-Rope he gots somebody else to do it 'stead of me. The relationship between a man and his hair-doer is sacred, man. I think I'll sue, or at least sell my story to the Enquirer so I can make money offa this train wreck too.

Um, who didn't know this? Um, will Brittney be surprised when the cycle continues? Um, do we care?

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