ATTENTION, WILLIE NELSON

Time for a benefit concert.

Key Quote: Sam Mike, a disabled American tourist, said the farm's 40-minute snake show and venom suction demo was enjoyable.
``The most fun part is when a staff member puts a python on your neck for picture-shooting and another staffer pinches your legs as if a snake is biting you,'' he said with a 14kg python wrapped around his neck.

Comments

[J who ought to be in NZ]

I know that's how I want to spend my holidays.

[Kilmeny]

A snake farm? Someone grows these things on purpose?

[MOTW]

With names like these:
ACHARA ASHAYAGACHAT
SOMCHAI LAOPAISARNTAKSIN
*bless you!*

and ... venom suction demonstration?
*faints*

[Dr. Sigmund Freud]

If I would have had my leg pinched during this . . . oooh would that guy be sorry.

[Aunt Nancy]

However, Dr Visith said the shabby snake farm would soon become history.

Shouldn't that be hissssstory?

[Goog L]

Oh, yeah. Someone pretending to have their python bite you is a real scream! I'm ROFL. (Not.)

I hope that, as part of the 70 baht admission fee for foreigners, they include a change of undergarments. I would need them if I thought I was about to die from snake venom poisoning.

[Ivory Bill Woodpecker]

"The Shabby Snake Farm" WBAGNFARB!

and of course: "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

[sct72]

/serious=on/

Don't they watch TLC? Don't they know that 'venom suction' doesn't increase immunity to venom, but rather breaks down the system - so that if they do get bit, they have almost nothing left to fight it off?

/serious=off/

They have an interesting idea of fun. I'll skip any invitations.

[tsk]

"he said with a 14kg python wrapped around his neck."

Gene-Pool-Eradication alert.

*sssqueeze, sssnaky, sssssqueeeeze*