ATTENTION, PEOPLE WITH WRINKLES
Get yourself a viper.
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November 05, 2005
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Ugggg! I guess it's no worse than being the FIRST on your block to have deadly botulism toxin injected into your face...
Posted by: pelagicsal | November 05, 2005 at 08:18 AM
This is a fad. I figure soon enough, wrinkles will be in again, and I'll be ahead of the curve.
*sits and waits*
Posted by: KOW | November 05, 2005 at 09:35 AM
Okay Dave, I have a few wrinkles, so I went out and got me a VIPER.. now what?
Posted by: Dave (knot Barry) | November 05, 2005 at 10:31 AM
*zips in*
Well, I went to their web site, prepared to place an order. One ounce, in an airless bottle (WTF?) costs $450.00. However, there is a $50.00 discount AND free shipping, but it still seems a little pricey to me.
Oh well.....
*zips out to look in magnifying mirror to check wrinkles*
Posted by: Eleanor | November 05, 2005 at 10:59 AM
.... biotechnologically produced without the involvement of Strepp bacteria...
Well, there's good news. I just hate it when my snake venom gets involved with Stepp bacteria.
Posted by: slyeyes | November 05, 2005 at 11:06 AM
Dave(NB) - Listen, as long as you have a viper like that, no one's going to notice your wrinkles.
OTOH, whenever I see an old guy in a sports car, I think to myself, "Nice car! Sorry your penis doesn't work anymore!"
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 05, 2005 at 12:00 PM
"the deceased looked so relaxed, you know?"
Posted by: insomniac | November 05, 2005 at 12:06 PM
Mr. C- Oh, I dunno about that last part- HEF has a sports car (several of them, I think) and he seems to do okay
For the record, I'm not that old, yet :-)
Posted by: Dave (not Barry, and not OLD) | November 05, 2005 at 01:05 PM
Dave(NB) - Unfortunately, your links didn't want to seem to work; "access is denied."
I wasn't saying YOU were old, you understand... just old guys in general, see... I mean, you said you had a few wrinkles, so I naturally assumed...
*shutting up now and going to sit in a corner...*
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 05, 2005 at 01:49 PM
Dave (NB) & Mr. C - as an attractive woman, I find nothing at all appealing about guys like Hef. Forget the wrinkles - his creepy smile makes him look oxygen-deprived, his hair has more bad plugs than the levees around New Orleans, and his dentures are so ill-fitting that when he talks, it looks like one of those badly-dubbed karate movies. Ditto Jerry Buss, the owner of the Lakers and owner of the worst comb-over this side of Trump Towers. I wouldn't date either one, not for all the silicone in Beverly Hills.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 05, 2005 at 02:59 PM
I'm with ya there, Annie. I don't care what kind of car Hef drives, he's creeeeeepeeeeee.
Posted by: slyeyes | November 05, 2005 at 05:36 PM
Dave (nB) & Mr. C ---
They aren't "wrinkles" ... they're "character lines" ...
... or so I've been told ...
... but I forget who told me ...
Posted by: U.O | November 05, 2005 at 07:00 PM
"Vipers. Why did it have to be vipers?"
(Y'all knew that was coming, dinncha?) ;)
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 05, 2005 at 08:55 PM
"People With Wrinkles" would be a great second name for any number of classic rock bands these days.
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | November 05, 2005 at 08:56 PM
"people with wrinkles" is my middle name too. shuffles off to geezer bus, forgets where she is going and sits under the table while trying to remember.
Posted by: azred | November 07, 2005 at 09:54 PM