ATTENTION FANS OF GREAT "ROCK-AND-ROLL" STYLE MUSIC!
You will want to ignore the following announcement.
But you fans of really bad rock-and-roll style music will want to come to the Miami Book Fair this Saturday around 5 p.m. to see a performance by some random members of the World Famous To Several People Rock Bottom Remainders Mostly Authors Rock Band. On hand this year, besides me, will be Amy Tan, Scott Turow, Ridley Pearson, Greg Iles, Kathi Goldmark, Sam "My Little Brother Sam" Barry, Josh Kelly, Erasmo Paolo, and possibly some surprise guest performers if we can persuade them to
destroy their careers join us onstage.Our opening act will be the excellent juggler John Nations.
Also on hand will be our road manager, Ted Habte-Gabr, who will demonstrate that he
is obviously in denial about his does not have a mullet hairstyle.
So come on out! We suck, but sometimes in an amusing way. And the book fair is terrific.